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Pectoral Aplasia

Drum can still lick the sweat from beneath my one, fat moob.

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by SNIKT

submitted January 5th 2013

128 comments
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Pectoral Aplasia
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did they get all the cancer?
5 years ago
No, Drum and Bono still walk the earth.
5 years ago
what exactly happened here?
5 years ago
land shark
5 years ago
i knew it
5 years ago
Nothing happened, been that way my whole life.
5 years ago
Candygram?
5 years ago
i want to cuddle with you
5 years ago
Only in the spoon position, and only if I get a reach around.
5 years ago
no problem
5 years ago
So when your hair goes even grayer, are you going to try out for that mall Santa gig?
5 years ago
Bah, humbug.
5 years ago
what the?
5 years ago
nigga got one big titty one small titty



they call him biggie smalls
5 years ago
^crickets
5 years ago
no butthurt lol
5 years ago
i love you guys
5 years ago
you make me laugh
5 years ago
nobody likes me :(
5 years ago
^my punky impression
5 years ago
Calm down, punky
5 years ago
GAHHHH!! interposter.......fajksdfadjflajd
5 years ago
what is a biggie smalls?
5 years ago
Google knows.
5 years ago
possum doesnt care
5 years ago
That's probably why you asked...
5 years ago
doh!
5 years ago
i like your towel rack
5 years ago
...he says, euphemistically
5 years ago
his shower curtains pretty sweet too
7/10 would lather up in
5 years ago
I'm digging those sweet glasses
5 years ago
That's not a shower curtain, it's a comforter I just washed. It's drying a bit more before I put it back on the bed.
5 years ago
TIT or GTFO
5 years ago
It's too bad you didn't get it in both boobs. js.
5 years ago
upvote you nigger,if this isnt muchoworthy nothing is
5 years ago
According to yak, regardless of if there is prior pictorial evidence with a sign, you're not supposed to upvote a new pic without one.


But, you know me, FY YAK!
5 years ago
he has been comfirmed with a sign prior to this
5 years ago
It's Saturday and I'm feeling lazy. Didn't feel like making one. Though I did notice afterwards that my camera is still set to Manila time and changed that.
5 years ago
Even if it wasn't a muchoer, this would still be worthy
5 years ago
SNIKT, I was wondering about that
5 years ago
It only took me 16 months to change it, came home from the Philippines 09/02/11. They're 14 hours ahead of CST.
5 years ago
I think you should battle Squid for oldest muchoer.
5 years ago
pshaw - i'm even older than snikt i think
5 years ago
If I remember from your earlier posts you're a year older than me. But I could be wrong. I'm 48. Got my first gray hair at 15.
5 years ago
i turn 50 on april fools day

:(
5 years ago
not much gray yet though

:)
5 years ago
Hey vomit !
5 years ago
Have you lost your hair possum ?
5 years ago
my hair is still perfect
5 years ago
I'm a baby-faced little-shit and I got my first grays in my teens too :(
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus is still waiting for the High Risk reunion *
5 years ago
i would like to hear a song at least
5 years ago
Poss, you must have some demo or old video somewhere. Anything better than Punky's crap.
5 years ago
He could fart into an auto-tuner and it'd be better than punky's....
5 years ago
* smerf didn't notice any gray until he was 26. Then BAM, skunk-stripe in the beard. *
5 years ago
The skunk stripes came at about 35. Before that it was just one spot the size of a quarter on the top left of my hairline. Then suddenly, about 5 years ago, the entire neck portion of my beard turned white and the salt and pepper started in my sides. About 50% gray now.
5 years ago
What the fuck happen to your titties Jerry Garcia?
5 years ago
Your mom wouldn't switch off when she was sucking on them.
5 years ago
thats a pwn
5 years ago
how is that a pwn on me? he is the one with retarded titties.
5 years ago
take your pwn like a man
5 years ago
You circus freak lol.
5 years ago
Hey, we don't say "retarded", we say "special". And only one of them is special, the other one is just fat. Like your momma likes them.
5 years ago
my mom has nothing to do with your retarded body leave her out of this. blame god for you looking like a freak.
5 years ago
I leave her alone anymore. You can ask her. Just get in the line outside her bedroom door, you should be able to get to her in an hour or two.
5 years ago
so you are sticking to the mom jokes i see. well what ever works for you Jerry.
5 years ago
You just make it too easy. But the fun has gone out of it. It's like kicking a baby, you get bored with it before you get tired. I'll leave your mom alone now, just like your dad has for years. (Seriously, that's the last one)
5 years ago
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.



:)
5 years ago
^ this thread is full of mom jokes enjoy.
5 years ago
yo mama so fat
bitch wore a malcom x shirt
a helicopter tried to land on her back
5 years ago
My mom is so fat. I've stated that I don't know how many times before. It's her side of the family I take after. Though I did like the spoiled milk one, hadn't heard it before. The others are a bit old, outdated, and overused. Just like....., no I said I was done with that.
5 years ago
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

ok now im done.
5 years ago
^ Yo mama snikt ?
5 years ago
Close enough for government work.
5 years ago
Yo Momma is so fat and stupid, she thought that the Supremem
5 years ago
huh
5 years ago
Yo Momma is so fat an stupid, she thought that the Supreme Court was a basketball court for fat people.
5 years ago
I think he had a micro stroke or something. And not the ones where he masturbates, the brain one.
5 years ago
@ heather I clicked enter by mistake, buttefingers
5 years ago
Ogami's so stupid, he typed stuff and thought people cared.
5 years ago
You shouldn't put your fingers there when you're typing. And it's butt, not butte, that's a hill with a flat top.
5 years ago
Like dug's head.
5 years ago
Yo mama's so fat, she tweets with #ROLO!!
*shittler stfu's himself*
5 years ago
:(

#failhorn
5 years ago
YO MOMMA SO OLD, in her history class they just wrote down what they was doin.

YO MOMMA SO FAT, when she goes to the movie theater, bitch sits next to everyone.

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT! She needs a Latitude and Longitude number to find her own asshole.

YO MOMMA SO FAT, The back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

5 years ago
Yo momma so full of shit, she gave birth to you.
5 years ago
you momma so ugly, Squidley finds her postable.
5 years ago
so what exactly happened seriously....? you dont have to say but..i mean you posted the pics
5 years ago
Nothing happened. It's been that way my entire life.
5 years ago
forget it
5 years ago
Breast Cancer
5 years ago
But something happened i.e. it grew a different way because a bone was out of place....?
5 years ago
I posted the pics because smerf and TheAnimal said they wanted to see it when I mentioned it in another thread. I've mentioned my one moob before, but I guess nobody ever noticed the comments before now.
5 years ago
or maybe no one reads your comments.
5 years ago
theyre way more interesting than yours
5 years ago
robj to the recuse.
5 years ago
Snikt? What is the exact physiological deformity?
5 years ago
i call em like i see em dudethat
5 years ago
That could be. I'm pretty boring. There are several different causes, dik, I've just never been interested in paying a doctor to find out exactly which one it is. I was born this way, grew up this way, and have never known anything else. My arm works fine, and the only issues I'm aware of is that it's easier for me to break a rib on that side, and I throw worse than a retarded girl left handed as that's the main muscle for the throwing motion.
5 years ago
Uhhmmm, MetalFace, read the title.
5 years ago
That's ok sknikt everyone here likes seeing weird shit on this site. Your freakish looking body is def muchoworthy.
5 years ago
Google says you were born without one of the pectoral muscles on one side and the other side compensates.
5 years ago
See, poss?

* MetalFace Jackie Chan's "was that so hard?" *
5 years ago
More like the other muscles on the same side compensate. A little stronger on the left side, but not as much fine control.
5 years ago
Er, that's what I meant. The sternum grows towards the normal side.
5 years ago
Nope, my ribs and sternum are normal.
5 years ago
Oh, I forgot. I can't masturbate left handed either. It's like a 2 year old playing Whack-a-Mole, no coordination or timing, just awkward as hell.
5 years ago
I can't do it righty...
5 years ago
.....................jerry garcia looking ass nigga
5 years ago
cool.
5 years ago
moobs...sorry i guess it would be a moob
5 years ago
Jerry Garcia called, he want's his Jerry Garcia back
5 years ago
With your one big moob and my giant balls, we should go on the road.
5 years ago
I'll do the driving, you drink too much. You can pay for the gas.
5 years ago
Pick me up.
5 years ago
Where are you at?
5 years ago
Maroon 5 fan? Moobs like Jabba.
5 years ago
*moob
5 years ago
Couldn't name you one song they do.
5 years ago
It was an unfunny joke comparing yourself and your man-chest to star wars character Jabba the Hut, referencing their song 'moves like Jagger It was funny in my head anyway.
5 years ago
It had to be funny somewhere.
5 years ago
That's actually not as wierd looking as I thought it would be
5 years ago
Like I said, you wouldn't even notice it if I'm wearing a shirt. Even a tight one. (Which they all are at my current weight. Stupid Walmart won't carry 4xl)
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure I would notice.
5 years ago
Only because of the amount of time you've devoted, over the years, to looking at manboobs.
5 years ago
I live in the USA. I don't have much of a choice.
5 years ago
Very similar:
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