by pooch

submitted January 5th 2013

81 comments
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Who the fuck wipes their ass from the front!?
5 years ago
Women
5 years ago
but they only wipe the front-ass

or tuppence to give its correct name
5 years ago
Then they'd get shit all over thier cooter
5 years ago
Fries you interposting insect
5 years ago
go suck an egg , my comment was much better.
everyone knows you never wipe back-to-front , so your statement was pointless
5 years ago
Clearly pooch and whoever drew this pic dont know how to wipe thier asses
5 years ago
Also, you're pointless
5 years ago
* smerf wipes back to front *
5 years ago
Do your balls smell like shit?
5 years ago
Well, considering I don't wipe that far... No, they don't.
5 years ago
clearly smerfs mother never taught him hygiene
5 years ago
Clearly, smerf had a pilonidal cyst removed, and so it's recommended that he wipe back to front.
5 years ago
What was your first time like?
5 years ago
Careful. I did not get shit on my balls, if that's what you're asking.
5 years ago
animal is rectal crust that was conceived from his mothers anus.
so he knows what it means to be a piece of shit
5 years ago
......right
5 years ago
Maybe you didnt get shitty balls but it must of been awkward right?
5 years ago
Animal just wants to talk about smerfs testicles... homo
5 years ago
Not awkward.
5 years ago
He needs to fuck off this thread.
He's a bigger waste of sperm that what I thought.
5 years ago
@ fries No dickhead, I want to know how someone can go from a front-to-back wiper to a back-to-front wiper literally over night and not make a fucking mess. It's like asking a right handed person to throw a ball with thier left
5 years ago
@ smerf Really? I'm going to try it, I'll let you know how I go. Wish me luck
5 years ago
@ ogumby Die cockroach
5 years ago
^waste of fuck
5 years ago
* TheAnimal turns on the light and watches ogumby scurry under the fridge *
5 years ago
Good fucking riddance, I was trying to have a serious conversation here
5 years ago
you were clearly trying to 'gay-up' smerf
why dont you ask him if you can watch next time he wipes....
5 years ago
just be honest about it , im sure smerf wont be embaressed
5 years ago
Why are you trying to force homosexuality on me fries?
5 years ago
im not forcing anything , i just dont want you to suppress your feelings like sealbasher does.... its just not healthy
5 years ago
Aww thanks fries. Dont worry, the next time I feel like telling you to go fuck yourself I wont suppress the urge
5 years ago
You're right, it's just not healthy
5 years ago
embrace your gayness,we are here for you
5 years ago
This coming from the dude who thinks the whole world is gay
5 years ago
Wipe from the front, same reason (pilonidal cysts are the worst). And since I follow it up with a flushable, moist wipe I'll bet my ass is cleaner than any of you peoples.
5 years ago
* DushanMandik wipes back to front just like in the picture. *


Only women wipe from the back to keep shit going in their twats.
5 years ago
Bullshit. So far only you, smerf and snikt wipe back-to-front and smerf and snikt had cysts removed. You're the odd one out
5 years ago
@ snikt I use a moist wipe after too cause I have such a hairy ass
5 years ago
Hey, I wipe back to front, but I don't wipe FROM the front.
5 years ago
.....the fuck?
5 years ago
Lean forward and to the left, reach under the right cheek and wipe.
5 years ago
smerf you're like the ass wiping yoda
5 years ago
I'm not brave enough to even attempt that
5 years ago
You'd probably fall over
5 years ago
Only my own ass wiping, though.

I was babysitting my niece one time and had to change her diaper and "Fuck, where the hell are the baby wipes?!?!?!?"
5 years ago
Oh god! When I'm old and need to wear a diaper I'm going to roll my wheelchair down a flight of stairs
5 years ago
I shit before taking my morning shower anyway. It's one of the benefits of being "regular". You should try a bran muffin once in a while.
5 years ago
I do too, snikt. But only because I drink a fat french-press before my shower....
5 years ago
^fancyboy
5 years ago
Regular drip coffee. A mix of Columbian and Dark Roasted Italian. I've cut down to about 1 quart a day. Used to drink 3 quarts, but was having some stomach trouble and sacrificed.
5 years ago
Yeah, 3 quarts might be a bit much. However the FP is like a full pot of drip condensed to about a pint....
5 years ago
...I have a friend that drinks a 12 shot espresso before work, then 3-5 pots of coffee at work.

I don't know how her heart hasn't exploded yet.
5 years ago
Oh believe me, I eat a metric ton of fiber. I also shit before showering.
5 years ago
Why is the topic of shit so important to all of you?
5 years ago
Because if you can't shit your life is hell. And it's better to be able to shit when you want to rather than in your pants at an inopportune time.
5 years ago
Pants!

* possum hums *
5 years ago
If I don't shit four times a day, I'm misreable.
5 years ago
dude
5 years ago
What?
5 years ago
In my (and toolman's) cases, it's better to not bleed when you shit.
5 years ago
I can't help it though.
5 years ago
Yeah, well... I crapped something hard as a rock and as wide as my wrist a while back. I tore something.
5 years ago
*bowl-flex
5 years ago
Hey fries, go fuck yourself
5 years ago
Wow that does feel good, thanks fries
5 years ago
now go wipe the shit from your face... just remember to wipe front to back
5 years ago
did you know that Crapper didnt invent the toilet
5 years ago
Did you know that fries didn't invent being anally penetrated? He just perfected it.
5 years ago
See what you get for trying to act smart fries?
5 years ago
Okay, English people, I've got a question for you....

My cousin in England just described something as "literally pants." What the hell does that mean?
5 years ago
(She was talking about the Sherlock TV show, by the way)
5 years ago
"Pants! They cover up your butt!"

* possum sings *
5 years ago
* possum subs *
5 years ago
fucking brits.... its like the white version of ebonics
5 years ago
i think your cousin was saying it was shit/rubbish
5 years ago
You're shit/rubbish
5 years ago
But... Pants?
5 years ago
you dont have to understand it , just use it if you want to be cool and hip with the youngsters. youths round here also use 'gay' to describe something which is uncool....
5 years ago
you do realise smerf that here in the UK pants are what we call underpants and not trousers
5 years ago
I don't need any machine for the ass blast.
5 years ago
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