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Women Can Be Sluts

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by DangerousDug

submitted December 30th 2012

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Women Can Be Sluts
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They should all be genocided and every man given a fleshlight and a rapeaxe, problem solved.
5 years ago
thats a bit extreme
how would we reproduce ?
5 years ago
We wouldn't, but dush would find a lot more lonely men to hook up with.
5 years ago
Ass.
The other vagina.
5 years ago
i think i'd rather kiss vagina than ass
5 years ago
so true
5 years ago
yeah...
5 years ago
Wtf smerf ! You're a little bitch for down voting this !
5 years ago
Smerf is a little bitch for a lot more than downvoting this.
5 years ago
the trick is, dont let the cunts controll you
5 years ago
and if they talk back than slap them
5 years ago
Men have got to start being fucking shrewd and only using women for sex. No marriage, no pregnancy, no providing for them.
5 years ago
pregnacy is ok...but no money from the man after childbirth
5 years ago
: )
5 years ago
I agree. If the man wants a termination, and the woman refuses, the man pays nothing.
5 years ago
Amen brother
5 years ago
or he could just be responsible, squirt a little spermicide in there and wrap it up ..
5 years ago
^ You just listed my top turn-ons.



Said no man ever.
5 years ago
best bet - hook up with chicks you know are barren
5 years ago
The ones at the mortuary always are.
5 years ago
Never have a I met a guy who was sad about me being barren. Usually puts a big smile on their face :(
5 years ago
dint know you were, toast...

* possum is not wearing underwear btw *
5 years ago
Sorry, be a taken lady now
5 years ago
* possum puts on underwear over pants *
5 years ago
I like your style there poss
5 years ago
I can call you poss, right?
5 years ago
maybe
5 years ago
he prefers shitstump
5 years ago
I've hooked up with a chick that had her uterus removed after her first child.

* smerf reminisces fondly and fondley. *
5 years ago
Protip, if your one night stand is on the pill, bring the hazmat suit.
5 years ago
Protip: if she's a one night stand, wrap it up. Period.
5 years ago
Obviously :(
5 years ago
* smerf has never had a one night stand. *
5 years ago
Obviously :(
5 years ago
You could be the first, Jones!
5 years ago
Sheesh, at least invite me out for karaoke first you pig.
5 years ago
Oh, I thought that was implied. Apparently, it's my modus operandi.
5 years ago
I'm pretty straight forward. They seem to get the hint as soon as I sniff their butts.
5 years ago
I seem to get hit as soon as I sniff their butts.
5 years ago
Hold back on the tongue dude.
5 years ago
Oh please, I don't bust that out until the second date, at least
5 years ago
So, never then.
5 years ago
Harsh, dog. Harsh. Don't make me get the slipper.

It's rare, but it does happen.
5 years ago
You only hurt the ones you walk.
5 years ago
This only applies to pussy whipped losers.
5 years ago
So you mean you?
5 years ago
Haha.. Sure dude.
5 years ago
Not him, cryax.

You have to get pussy to be pussy whipped.
5 years ago
*want
5 years ago
I actually get good, consistent pussy from a girl with DDD titties. Thank you very much.
5 years ago
We don't want to hear about the ground cat meat your grandmother gives you every weekend.
5 years ago
Pics or it ain't real, shitdick.
5 years ago
Haha.
5 years ago
its no laughing matter friend
5 years ago
What he ^ said
5 years ago
Put your wangs away, fellas.
5 years ago
* smerf 's wang is firmly ensconced in his pants, thank you very much. *
5 years ago
dont tell e what to do with my wang
5 years ago
also go redskins!
5 years ago
how bout them vikings?
5 years ago
i was actuallyrooting for em.f the bears
5 years ago
i am shocked and amazed mice elf
5 years ago
same here
5 years ago
we are both set up for dissapointment now :(
5 years ago
yup - but after 3-13 this was fun
5 years ago
Go Seahawks? Fucking 49ers
5 years ago
GO HAWKS
5 years ago
Nine Yards of Separation :(
5 years ago
My boyfriend offered to buy me a car, I didn't ask for one. BAM chart ruined.
5 years ago
lol. And you are in a relationship cos you were helping him out of the gutter...
5 years ago
lol wut? he makes more in a week than I do in two months
5 years ago
...that be my point. Thanks for clarifying that.
5 years ago
Im sure you said "thank you so much for the offer but it's ok, I'll get a job and buy my own car" right?
5 years ago
Sarcasm fail, MD
5 years ago
I have a job and a truck. He doesn't like that my truck is old and the body is beat up.
5 years ago
*I'm *My
5 years ago
Also told him no because normal people don't buy other people cars. fact
5 years ago
yeah I guess dots arent enough
5 years ago
So you must be one of the "good" women right?
5 years ago
No, she isn't.
5 years ago
there is no acceptable answer to that animal
5 years ago
Smerf be blastin me out on here
5 years ago
I guess I'll just go ahead and say you're with him for his wealth and possibly status. BAM, chart remains valid
5 years ago
you could go with that, if accepted monetary gifts from him I guess
5 years ago
according to this chart, im not a slut. yay!
5 years ago
Well, I'm not either! Though I'm pretty sure Smerf is trying to say I am
5 years ago
Toaster, based on what they think we did with each other.. There's no way you COULD be a "good" woman.
5 years ago
I was just trying to restore the accuracy of the chart. I reserve judgement.
5 years ago
hahahahaha omg I forgot about that @^_^@ I had been drinking in my defense!
5 years ago
How could you forget? The beer... The karaoke... The tranny lifting his/her skirt up?
5 years ago
That's my favorite tranny <3
5 years ago
So when you say the truck is old and beat up, do you really mean the truck? Is this a cry for help? You know you don't have to put up with that, there are shelters in most cities.
5 years ago
I wish I had a picture of it. The body is being held together in most places with various colors of duct tape. The son of a bitch starts everyday though, so I'm not getting rid of it! FRANKENTRUCK LIVES
5 years ago
There's a shelter for used up vagina?
5 years ago
I don't know, maybe you should look into checking yours into one
5 years ago
Nah, I'll just get a newer model
5 years ago
Ahhh, zing!
5 years ago
I think we should kill all the women on this Earth for lowering our standards and holding back the scientific progress. Or... I may simply kill myself. However, I don't have any balls to do it. Obviously...
5 years ago
stfu
5 years ago
Marie Curie wants you to know you're a fuckwit.
5 years ago
Go fuck yourselves.
5 years ago
you too.... dont forget to record it and post it here
5 years ago
Why do you all hate me so much?
5 years ago
is it because you haven't shown your tits?
5 years ago
I'm guilty for fucking a girl after agreeing to take her to disneyland.
5 years ago
for serious bro? lol
5 years ago
dug did the same thing to his daughter
5 years ago
Mako- *sigh..was an Ex gf when I was 17. She didn't want to put out. I was a young impatient noob virgin. Took her to disneyland as a surprise, got laid after. Spent my whole pay check of $300.00 dollars on stupid shit i'm just going to throw away. 0 fucks given that day.

So basically I fucked my own self.

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
when i take 17 year olds to disneyland they call it kidnapping and aggravated forcible confinement
5 years ago
The system works.
5 years ago
It's true, pussy is the center of the universe everything we do in life is leads to pussy, pussy is the endgame of all things.

But remember this ladies, if you did not have a pussy nobody would give a fuck about you it's really the only good thing about you.
5 years ago
once the sex robot is perfected they will become obsolete
5 years ago
Can't wait.
5 years ago
suffragettes died so women could be this callous
5 years ago
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