points: -16

do you even lift?

you think seal is a joke???!!!!

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 30th 2012

127 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
do you even lift?
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comments (127)
i want to cuddle with him
5 years ago
i want to get under the covers and snuggle with this animal
5 years ago
stan would shit on your face again.
5 years ago
everybody should shit on your stupid jew face oster
5 years ago
Do you even lift?
5 years ago
not anymore
5 years ago
well better start. I heard from my jew brothers germany is target one.
5 years ago
i do krav maga
5 years ago
ironic, isnt it?
5 years ago
You're a rabid anti-dentite
5 years ago
JERRY!
5 years ago
Krav at me bro!
5 years ago
i could fight 5 of you at the same time easy and kick your but
5 years ago
but.....you're a pussy?
5 years ago
I could fight 5 justin biebers.
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
So pay for mine and 4 other muchoer's plane ticket to scenic Germany for a fabulous 3 nights stay--I mean ass-kicking.
5 years ago
why shoud i pay you? pay the fucking ticketzs yourself
5 years ago
das tieketz
5 years ago
Because I was going to bring jen, alana, heather, and britt you fool!
5 years ago
I'd pay my own way if I thought maybe there was a free zumba class waiting for me
5 years ago
And you know they'd owe you a little "mucho sucko" for the ticket, if ya know what I mean....
5 years ago
they should pay me to be allowed to swallow my huge cock
5 years ago
i would write MS using shit upon your back
5 years ago
come on...you know exactly hat you wouldnt have the ballz to talk to me like tha in real life
5 years ago
*that, *that.
5 years ago
* MetalFace puts Seal on full 1rish1 status *
5 years ago
Sealbasher, do you have an alternate mucho account?
5 years ago
Which other member could you be?
5 years ago
I think the question is: is sealbasher the alternate account?
5 years ago
and how did he get "do you even lift?" two times into most discussed at one time?
5 years ago
i would build him a tank and a bed and name him joe the seal
5 years ago
we would be 2nd bffs
5 years ago
Translate : 'would fornicate with'
5 years ago
Too cute. Therefore 'not muchoworthy'.
5 years ago
You have little or no understanding of what "muchoworthy" means.

In short, fuck off.
5 years ago
yeah....tell him smerf!!
5 years ago
Fuck off, sealbasher. You don't know either.
5 years ago
i have more submissions than you..dont tell me whats worthy and whats not
5 years ago
And how many of those are negative in votes? The vast majority, it seems.
5 years ago
And since negative votes mean "not muchoworthy", I'd say that is a pretty good indication that you have no fucking clue.
5 years ago
idk...5% get downvoted i guess
5 years ago
meh....just shut up fucking noob
5 years ago
Let's do some statistics, shall we? Of your last 154 posts....

119 had negative votes. Average downvote: -29.7 (with 3 obvious dumps)
29 had positive votes. Average upvote: 4.4 (highest upvoted: 9)
2 had neutral votes, with 0 as the total score.
5 years ago
Oops... 150 posts
5 years ago
Thanks tr
5 years ago
...I will maul you with a wrench, zeke.
5 years ago
Hah, TR has been usurped in his own domain!
5 years ago
And I take it back: 4 obvious dumpings.

With those removed, the average downvote is... -17.4
5 years ago
* smerf closes excel *
5 years ago
tr would do that shit on graph paper
noob
5 years ago
everyone can lie with statistics
5 years ago
zeke, I can do it on an unlined piece of paper. What's your point?
5 years ago
seal trolling or just......
5 years ago
whatever motherfucker, how about that? ich checked ALL your sups and guess what? 90% of them got downvoted. your average vote high is -27. you got dumped 7 times.
5 years ago
Seal, I'll correct myself: technically, those weren't statistics. They were just math.
5 years ago
no autofill fields? idk....just making an observation
5 years ago
to my knowledge, I've never had a dump.
5 years ago
...wow, that sentence reads all wrong.
5 years ago
oh...and you subed 389 cock pictures....faggot
5 years ago
Are you talking to yourself?
5 years ago
for example?
5 years ago
no i talking about your fucking noob submissions
5 years ago
awww, poor widdle seal thinks he's talking about me
5 years ago
* smerf pats seal on the head *


There there, little gay german boy
5 years ago
yeah...typical smerf strategy...just deny the facts
5 years ago
and make unfunny jokes to cover your obvious stupidness
5 years ago
Typical seal strategy: have no fact.
5 years ago
i have facts...you just dont understand them
5 years ago
You don't have facts.

You have imaginary things that you make up to help you pretend that your aren't less intelligent than the average turnip.
5 years ago
dont insult turnips like that
5 years ago
what is a turnip?
5 years ago
My bad, jrob.


*than the average clod of dirt
5 years ago
Turnip: a root vegetable.
5 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnip
5 years ago
and how can a turnip be intelligent? i doesent have a brain
5 years ago
stupid shit...
5 years ago
typical unlogical smerf stuff
5 years ago
you're right, you don't have a brain
5 years ago
I didn't say a turnip was intelligent.
5 years ago
of course you did
5 years ago
if i dont have a brain...how do i move my body parts?
5 years ago
or type comments?
5 years ago
He kinda has a point there.....
5 years ago
No, I did not. I merely said that you were less intelligent than a turnip. Since a turnip has 0 IQ, you therefore have a negative IQ.
5 years ago
Plants move, by the way.
5 years ago
and on that note, I'm going to go eat some chili, drink a beer, then go bowling.
5 years ago
but not on purpose...and an IQ belowe 0 is impossible
5 years ago
runoff!
sealbasher: 1
smerf: 0
5 years ago
i hope you die in a car accident on your way to bowling
5 years ago
zeke is my new sidekick i guess
5 years ago
How much intelligence does a mockingbird have?
5 years ago
about 35 IQ i guess...why do you ask?
5 years ago
Zeke, it's only a run off if I actually give a shit.

This is "I have friends waiting on me"
5 years ago
Yeah I'd give you about that much.

troloyolol
5 years ago
jeah thats why you spend time to make statistics about my submissions....you do give a shit and know deep in your heart that you fucking lost
5 years ago
and i easily won
5 years ago
ok...you got me with that one @ metalface
5 years ago
Up your fuckbucket.
5 years ago
what?
5 years ago
What's your average, smerf?
5 years ago
...Looking at my submissions page, I just remembered that the subs are out of order. My figures up there may be wrong.

I blame yak.
5 years ago
Also, in response to your dump comment up there, the alternative wording must be an outright lie.
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
Oh, that.
5 years ago
"to my knowledge, I've never been dumped."
5 years ago
And I'm pretty sure SNIKT was talking about your bowling average?
5 years ago
My bowling average?
* smerf prefers to keep his mouth shut on THAT number. *
5 years ago
wheres the joke ?
5 years ago
i mean the cuteness i get but nothing else
5 years ago
yeah..cause you´re fucking stupid
5 years ago
your mother shouldn´t have trunk and smoke during her pregnacy
5 years ago
The English you have is perfect one sentence, then the next has errors, in a sealbasher errors way, who are you?
5 years ago
sealbasher
5 years ago
seal is more interested in being most discussed than he is with subbing quality material
5 years ago
this IS quality material
5 years ago
yea
5 years ago
you and all your subs are on full punky status
id encourage everyone else to do the same
5 years ago
what is a punky status?
5 years ago
.............................................................................^
5 years ago
????
5 years ago
it's funny because he doesnt get it.
5 years ago
he gets it,hes just the worst troll the internet has ever seen
5 years ago
:P
5 years ago
Sooooooo, did this thing get clubbed or what?
5 years ago
no!!
5 years ago
no lifting, much shooting
5 years ago
recover password
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