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Escalator Dive.

This really couldn't have gone more wrong than this.

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by Jesse0986

submitted March 6th 2006

49 comments
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comments (49)
he got owned. what a fucking douchebag
11 years ago
I would say this is fake, but this actually happened to me...twice!
11 years ago
dayum, ive seen people do that before... but ive never seen em fuck up like that! haha, no way could that be fake.
11 years ago
what the hell was he trying to do
11 years ago
wOW
11 years ago
and the oscar goes to...
11 years ago
Gravity 1 - Idiot 0
11 years ago
I had a similar reaction when I found out that Ashlee Simpson had a new album coming out.
11 years ago
this is the stuff mine is already getting hard.
11 years ago
I guess he figured his face airbag would deploy.... silly human!
11 years ago
How to change your identity for FREE!
11 years ago
HOORAY! MUCHOSUCKO IS BACK!
11 years ago
REAL! FUNNY! YAY!
11 years ago
We're just waiting on the judges for their scores.

How did he think that would be any different from jumping off any other high place apart from the imprint?
11 years ago
uh.. can anyone explain how this is supposed to go, when it's done RIGHT?
11 years ago
Well... had he done it right...

1: Jump "slowly" at a downward angle matching that of the escalator rail.
2: Position your hands firmly on each rail while grabbing to prevent falling.
3: While bracing your hands, align your legs and feet and rest them on rail.
4: Descend just to the point where the rail supports your weight from hands to feet
5: Slide downward in a super man like fashion
6: Tense your hands and feet to slow down your decent near the bottom
7: Carefully dismount
8: Walk away unharmed


Note: failure to follow these directions may cause serious injury, death, or free facial reconstruction.
11 years ago
what a dick, shame he didny break his neck..
11 years ago
I think the Russian judges might take issue with the landing.....
11 years ago
Extreme!!!!!!
11 years ago
hahahah, the dude got his dick sucked by a trannasaurus.
hahahhah.
11 years ago
The camera man fuck'n ruined this one.............................
11 years ago
Hahahaha... he said "OW!" right before he even hit.
11 years ago
i wanna see it when its done right. retard
11 years ago
you are the weakest link.......GOODBYE!
11 years ago
I like this guy's impression of Turdgay's popularity.
11 years ago
i would say "ouch..." but what the hell, that guy definitely had it coming. that silly bastard probably suffered somewhere along the lines of major facial fractures, spinal injuries, a couple broken ribs, and maybe if he tried to brace himself, at least one broken arm/wrist. he's traumatized for good. only elevators from now on.
11 years ago
I agree with FUNTIME.......where's the aftermath shot. some close ups of his busted cheek bones and gaping facial wounds. fuck that cameraman goddamit.
11 years ago
The impact would've been nice too............................
11 years ago
my god brewtown you are amazing. Oh, gosh! That's funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "You are the weakest link. Good-bye!" I've never heard anyone make that joke. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that outside the program before. That's what she says on the show, right? "You are the weakest link. Good-bye!" And yet, you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. What a clever, smart girl you must be to come up with that joke all by yourself. That's so fresh, too. Any Titanic jokes, as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm here. God, you're so funny.
11 years ago

amishburrito-
your a bitter little turd
11 years ago
You having been eliminated on that gameshow has obviously created a psychological problem for you which unveils itself as a tantrum upon the mentioning of such a catchphrase.
11 years ago
AmishBurrito's post = Family Guy quote. Retards.
11 years ago
looks like Wile E Coyote fucked up big time
11 years ago
I want to see tubby bob try this move. At least then I wouldn't have to see him naked anymore.
11 years ago
beelzbub = smartest one at this shindig
11 years ago
^ fuck that, I'm smarter.. my mom said I could feed my fish myself tomorrow :)
11 years ago
ROFLMAO! The blood was a nice tough.

I give him
8 for style
6 for flight
8 for landing
7 for the thud
10 for bleeding.
11 years ago
and 100 bonus points for the scream
11 years ago
wtf. i like ashlee simpson.
11 years ago
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