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bob lasts 5 seconds

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big, nasty, hairy, virgin-- and then some humiliation. 18+

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by gravyvein

submitted March 4th 2006

129 comments
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dude.. i cant even comment on that.
12 years ago
I can. Bob has a short shaft and is there any more videos of him?
10 years ago
Maybe you should check out the site at the end of the video, dumbass!
10 years ago
you replied to your own comment????? fucking idiot!!
9 years ago
You replied to a year old comment? Fuck off and die, you fucking faggot.
9 years ago
Looks like Bob's got a new swing on life.
9 years ago
what can i say i was nervous...
12 years ago
if i was him... i'd put a bullet in my skull.
12 years ago
LMAO!!! WOW
12 years ago
THIS DOESNT BELONG IN THE WTF? SECTION!!! THIS BELONGS IN THE OMFG THIS GUY SHOULD BE EXTINCT SECTION!
12 years ago
how sad is it that.. this guy ... is fat, ... is a virgin, ... comes in 5 seconds, ... and CAN'T even see his penis. Grim.. I agree with you.
12 years ago
his penis is small, hes fat and he comes in 5 seconds......and emos still have somethign to cry about
12 years ago
the guy is a fucking loser, he should waste all his money on heroin.

I'm fucking crying of laughter here, this is so getting bookmarked.
12 years ago
wow.... I guess I'm next... although I think I can last longer than 5 seconds....

I imagine that girl was like, "Wow, I'm glad that's over with... gimme my money!!"
12 years ago
At least he got a nut. Oh my god I feel so bad.
12 years ago
What that seemed like a good time to me, lasted longer than I do
12 years ago
WTF, hahah, "bob, she barley fucking touched you dude"

12 years ago
Time to start working out like theres no tommorow, getting some plastic surgery maybe and definatly buying a porshe.

Though Bob may be in rut in this phase of his life, he still has a second chance that time gives us all. And though you cynical bastards deride his physical apperance and make fun of his sexual ineptitude. I believe he will take this as a learning experience and take steps in order to change. And change he shall.....eventually.

but currently if Bob has any desire to sway Mr. Darwin away from the decision of exiting him out of the gene pool he better move his fat bitch ass and do something about.

......and he's a fat fuck....
12 years ago
The average muchosucko member!
12 years ago
Bob is a prime candidate for suicide.
12 years ago
Oh boy a guy has an orgasim and then hes a loser for it? WOW, thats bitch ass America for ya! The only country where we take sex personally.
12 years ago
I hate that bitch filming the thing. She deserves to be impregnated by an illegal mexican immigrant, get aborted with a coat-hanger and finally have the destroyed fetus Fed-exed to her mother in a brown cardboard box.
12 years ago
wow...although I dnot share this guy's ^^ enthusiasim....the cameragirl was pretty bitchy. but hell, cmon big boy you can do better than that! ...think about baseball...video games...margret thatcher...that'll get you like 15 seconds at least
12 years ago
This guy has me beat by far. M first time was pathetic probably the same as the rest of you. He got worked up throughout the whole thing so no wonder he nut at first touch. I wouldve nut while I was undressing her or when I was eating her out. Its easy to look and laugh now after we fucked ass loads of times and can last all night but that was once me at the tender age of 16 bustin in less than 5secs. Think of the American Pie scene where he nuts when the hot girl is rubbing his leg. It goes to show thats true for virgins.

Way to go BOB, you almost got your dick wet.
12 years ago
5 seconds, still better than... me LOL.... I came in my underwear when I first time kiss my girlfriend, but she didn't know a thing at that time hahaha... She's now my wife for 14 years. She knew that "incident" after 1 year I dated with her. When I told her that, she collapsed on the floor and laughed with tears in her eyes LOL... But later on, she said to me that she loves me so much by telling her :)
12 years ago
Great story, jacq! Please post some nudes of your wife! :-)
12 years ago
jacq has had a wife for 14 years, which would put him roughly at around 35-40 years old, give or take.....and he is a member of Muchosucko.......umm.....whatthefuck?
12 years ago
oh...and he says "LOL".....but enough about jacq....
12 years ago
why are they making fun of bob? he played that bitch so good. they should be making fun of the whore that actually fucked bob for rent money.
12 years ago
Thats right, the first time always is the shortest due to the pent up sexual frustration that gathers when you are incapable of relieving yourself and due to the fact that its the first orgasm you ever experience.

If any of you stupid cunts think that this is abnormal, you should probably try thinking back to your first time, then thinking how long it'd last if a girl was doing this to you. Shut the hell up n00bs.

Oh and no I don't last 5 seconds in the sack, I don't have premature ejaculation problems or a small dick like this guy (that unfortunately doesn't change over time).

A bit sad that he was a virgin all this time though, can't say I'm surprised however.
12 years ago
If fats would lose about 100 lbs then his dick would be longer.
12 years ago
LOL My first time was barely 2 minutes in the pussy.

It was her first time too she was more so hurting than enjoying anything anyways.
12 years ago
Till that point, I didn't even think girls really moaned... -_-

Thaaan my mom woke up, I threw a blanket on the girl, she hid while I ran to the bathroom... My mom looked around a little bit, than went back to bed yelling, "Turn off the damn TV".

Almost got caught red dicked.. er handed.
12 years ago
nice fabricated story, madmonkee. why dont you tell everyone about your real first time.

you know, when sebastian came over your house and dicked you until you spurted all over yourself.
12 years ago
Might be John Dakers fat brother
12 years ago
No, MadMonkee... don't listen to hotshot. Don't tell them about our 'special moment'
12 years ago
haha. i lasted about 50 minutes my first time, and she came 3 times. i feel like a king.

and if you think i'm lying...well, i don't give a shit.
12 years ago
That bitch with the camera reminds me of the one that use to do the reverse bangbus shit, which this vid would have been better if they were in a van and made the chick eat his cum to get the cash........... then of course lured her outside and drove off without pay'n her shit........... LOL
12 years ago
Holy shit FUNTIME, that "reverse bangbus" thing is GAYPORN**lmfao**
It's called Baitbus<--http://www.baitbus.com/ (but Im sure u already know the adress^^)
I saw a trailer once on a freepornsite, and it's fucking gayporn**lol**

btw: Bangbus is fake, they are paid amateur pornstars that are "starring" also on other amateur pornsites! I thought by now every Goof knows...:-P
12 years ago
what... the... fuck???
12 years ago
What in the fuck are you talk'n about... Are you and aSS....next thing ya be tell'n me is that the MILF Hunter isn't real and this one was set up too............ LOL.......Nice to see that you have that shit bookmarked; Funny as hell anyway. Sanchez'z shit used to be funnier, like when they were doing the euro tour..................
12 years ago
funtime, most of milfhunter is faked-- as well as most "reality" porn. i mean, come on, i'm sure that wasn't ava devine, the porn star, featured on the milfhunter site. for this (bob's vid), they didn't just pick up any girl at the mall-- try going to the mall and asking women if they'll have sex with you for money so that you can video tape it and redistribute. sorry to ruin your little fantasy.
12 years ago
God Damn it gravy, I had my Saturday all planned out; what the fuck am I going to do now................LMAO; I hope you were being sarcastic...........................
12 years ago
Ok FAGTIME, here u go:

4example "Loni":

Loni @ Bangbus:

http://galleries.bangbus.com/119/bbloni04.jpg


Loni @ many other sites:

http://www.pornchixmovies.com/loni/



btw: and you're watching gayporn, can't talk youself out of it FAGTIME;)!!
12 years ago
LMAO...............Trying to convince yourself of what? Torn between the need to reach out and get in touch with me or that you have the websites bookmarked, while you post pictures of chicks............btw .........there is no way this shit is fake, you photoshoped it.......LOL.
12 years ago
this video is like 4 years old. it was on punchbaby
12 years ago
my friend told me to jack my captainjack off before the date. Although I did it, captainjack showed his white hat after about 2 min.
12 years ago
mmhmm...the camera-woman's quite the bitch...you'd think with a small dick like that he'd at least have stamina...too bad he doesn't. I guess the only thing he has in his future are quickies...
12 years ago
the girl is alright, anyone seen her ass b4?
12 years ago
the camera bitch could of juss fukd him herself instead of payin some bitch 600.
yah i know its fake, but still, bitch should of fucked him herself
12 years ago
Poor Bob, he looks so embarassed to be there.

Hopefully this gives him enough motivation to lose weight, get a better haircut, and get better "friends" than that worthless trashbag camera chick.

Did anyone else notice that X-Box in the background at the very end? Maybe he should cut down on video games too...
12 years ago
Thar he bloooooows!
12 years ago
He should show up in the guinness world record show and earn a trophy fer this, unlees he already have.
12 years ago
she should of at least ya know let him cum in her mouth then suck on his dick a little bit then play with the cum on her tounge and pickit up with her fingers and start licking them all off and then swallow it all for bob. and then laughed at what a big fat loser he is, bitch didnt do her job.
12 years ago
i would of never let that dirtbag whore off that easy , she woulda been doing dishes and cleaning shit for 600$
12 years ago
Betty (funtime) is really popular hé!
12 years ago
Jealous Gary?..........Wil je neuken....... Put your dick back in your pants and get the Van Damme action figure out of your rectum, Klootwijf.....I see you survived the swap meat at the Red & Blue last night; I was hop'n you would drown, Strandzjannet....... Almost 1:00 Am; About time for you to head off to the Le Can Can or Nutsville, Gatbeuker..............................
12 years ago
HOLlander
12 years ago
Poor tubby but seriously anyone who say's their first time went for more than 2 minutes is including foreplay and undressing time ha ha
12 years ago
lol @ ozebross

poor guy looks like a cross between mark cuban (dallas mavericks owner) and an older andy milonakis (that fucking douchebag who got famous off being a little faggot on a webcam).
12 years ago
wow he can last longer than me. respect
12 years ago
aSS-InVader is the average muchosucko user.
12 years ago
Check it-this comes from a porno site called www.guygirlbang.com. For you lezzie lovers there's also www.girlgirlbang.com. Same loudmouthed camerawoman, but the trailers have a soundtrack featuring Life In Mono and The Cardigans!
12 years ago
correction-www.boygirlbang.com. And if you want to hear the neat songs, including Loser by Beck, you have to go to the rug-munching, on-strapping site.
12 years ago
With a dick that size no wonder he doesnt get laid it looks about three inches and when he squirted it barely even came out like usually when your over excited it shoots everywhere, laughed at.
12 years ago
ha ha ha look at the size of his weener!
12 years ago
what the fuck ? is got to be something in her mouth to make that guy cums like that haha
12 years ago
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