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Yoda's Only Gay Padawan

Some kid I know that I really, really hate.

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by DangerousDug

submitted December 16th 2012

79 comments
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Yoda's Only Gay Padawan
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he looks pretty badass to me
5 years ago
Ha.... hardly. Long story but because of this little bastard I sent my daughter away for 2 years to stay with my mom 3 hours away. It all worked out.
5 years ago
So he tried to molest your daughter? Doesn't sound very gay.
5 years ago
No... just a boyfriend. For some reason she was sneaking around seeing him after I found out he was a pos and I told her to never see him again. When I found out I flipped shit and kicked her out.
5 years ago
What sensible thing to do.
5 years ago
So like i said...
5 years ago
Yeah, would have been far more logic to just shoot the kids. Teach'm a lesson.
5 years ago
So wait, you were upset that your daughter was dating someone that your gaydar sensed was a faggot?
5 years ago
He was a high school drop out, did drugs, sold drugs and was a foul mouthed arrogant asshole. I had to get her away from him so I made it happen. She was going down a bad path.
5 years ago
no he is not gay... just a loser
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/xAwU0
5 years ago
yeah jrob that is what she thought too
5 years ago
I don't let my kids get away with shit. She knew she wasn't to have anything to do with him and she knew I meant it. So when I caught her sneaking off to see him the shit hit the fan and I sent her away. It was either that or really bad things would have happened.
5 years ago
You know, if you'd have done your job right, maybe she wouldn't have fallen for that kind of guy.
5 years ago
so make her somebody elses problem


excellent parenting
5 years ago
3 hours drive is still not that long though. I bet he still hit that vag.
5 years ago
She wasn't a problem I didn't want to send her away but had to do something. She was turning 17 and if I didn't do something then once 18 comes around I would have been powerless to do shit.
5 years ago
I kinda feel for doug though. Not saying I would solve it the same way. Just that most people want the best for their kids. And hmmm sometimes kid's fall for the wrong person it does happen. Nothing much you can do. Don't know if Doug actually handled it that bad.
5 years ago
She's probably getting pregnant as we speak.
5 years ago
Well if she is at least it with a guy I like. I approve of her boyfriend now. I have known this kid for years and he is a good kid unlike this fuck head in the pic.
5 years ago
The kid in the pic I have heard is shacked up with some chick he knocked up, living in section 8 housing and into some heavy dope now.
5 years ago
sounds like a pretty cool guy

9/10 would let bang my daughter
5 years ago
Go ahead... I sure he would bang her for ya.
5 years ago
Well, she can't have too high standards seeing as she's let Jrob bang her.
5 years ago
Hahaha
5 years ago
hey, whats her number, i could get in on some of that action.
5 years ago
By now his Star Wars toys, tapestries, and any other cool shit he had is gone and he lives a squalid, pathetic, strung out life with no future which will be very short. Saw it happen too many times to count. You'll see his pathetic little O.D. obituary in the paper soon enough, Dug.
5 years ago
I will be waiting...
5 years ago
your daughter was fingerbanged by this dork on the couch
5 years ago
bwahahahahahahaahahahaa
5 years ago
sent his daughter away because he couldn't cope ..hahahaha what a redneck
5 years ago
maybe sh;ll name her first abortion after him
5 years ago
It was either that or break his legs. She was just gonna sneak around and see him before/during/after school and I wasn't gonna put up with it. She was told never to see him again and refused to listen. When I say stuff to my kids I mean it. Unlike most parents these days who give idol threats, I back mine up.
5 years ago
pussy
5 years ago
After that my kids both take what I say completely seriously. My daughter is back with me now fyi has been for 4 years.
5 years ago
thats what teenage girls do, date guys their parents dont like.
5 years ago
I suppose..... but she sees that it was a mistake now.
5 years ago
you are a genuine idiot,,your daughter didn't learn you mean business..she learned that you are weak and it's ok to give up on things that are difficult...you are confused ,,you.re an obvious homophobe and frankly you are funny looking
5 years ago
she's probably fucking a black guy now......
5 years ago
/brownwings gets his hopes up
5 years ago
Heck, maybe even a faggot.
/brownwings gets his hopes up higher
5 years ago
Maybe she's having a "Faggot Black Gangbang Bukake"
5 years ago
with Jawz88 :(
5 years ago
I would definitely agree that I am a homophobe. But I know I did the right thing. It worked out.
5 years ago
the teachings of the way of the Jedi wouldnt allow for a gay padawan
5 years ago
Liberals have taken over the Jedi and now openly gay people are allowed in. Before it was don't ask don't tell.
5 years ago
Gays are selfish and vain... thats not the way of the Jedi
5 years ago
Lone Starr would own him
5 years ago
He would get owned by anyone ..... seriously.
5 years ago
Then why didn't you?
5 years ago
Would love to, but he avoids me like the plague.
5 years ago
Plus it has been 6 years since this whole thing. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't shed a tear if he drowns in a puddle of his own vomit, but I ain't gonna go hunt him down.
5 years ago
Yet you're posting his picture on a website, despite it having been 6 years since he last really had anything to do with you.

Passive-aggressive much?
5 years ago
dug this geek pwned your daughters' hymen
5 years ago
yep.... therefore he is on my eternal shitlist
5 years ago
Is he supposed to be a sith with a light-side saber color?
5 years ago
I thought the sith had red sabers.... and jedi blue
5 years ago
Exactly.....?
5 years ago
just checked....... yeah darth had red saber
5 years ago
Fucking WHOOSH.
5 years ago
He had a blue saber until he was defeated by Obi-Wan. He built the red saber after the Emperor saved him and turned him into the six million Imperial credit man.
5 years ago
So he's supposed to be that character from that black space in my mind?
5 years ago
See because I remember pod-racing and Darth Maul. Then things get a little fuzzy and then suddenly I'm on the Tantive IV and Vader got us in the tractor beam.
5 years ago
light side- no
dark side- no
douche side-----bingo we got a winner
5 years ago
if it makes you feel any better, dangerousdug, she probably just gave him a hand job...maybe a bj, but that really depends on how smooth of a talker he is.
5 years ago
Have you ever smelled the lightsaber.
5 years ago
No, but I heard you have tasted it.
5 years ago
tastes like tuna. at least I dont fuck it i am sure we have a sub of your wife here somwhere.
5 years ago
Yep I will make it easy for you http://muchosucko.com/106445/Danger-and-Wife and your point is ?
5 years ago
He looks like Adam Lanza.
5 years ago
Your daughter must be ugly if SHE wants him..
5 years ago
Yeah she is disgusting
5 years ago
You should still post her.
5 years ago
fuck that.... nice try though
5 years ago
just her face, perv.
5 years ago
School portrait? What could go wrong with that...

* MetalFace rubs hands together phantom-menacingly *
5 years ago
Magic 8 balls says "chances not too good"
5 years ago
Never tell me the odds!
5 years ago
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