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Penelope Cruz gets her tits sucked

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I think this was before she was famous 18+

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by fuz

submitted March 2nd 2006

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Wow that was... unexpected
12 years ago
wtf is with the captions?
12 years ago
This is from a movie in Spanish called Jamon, Jamon. I'm assuming that those of you who don't speak spanish haven't seen this, but it is considered a classic film in Latin America.
12 years ago
Omelets and ham????
12 years ago
....omelets and ham
12 years ago
He must be hungry to think tits taste like ham and omelettes.
12 years ago
ha ha, wtf. omelets and ham.....? awww no sound.
12 years ago
So what's the reason for it being called "Ham, Ham"?
12 years ago
omelets and ham ... and i thought i was the only one who thought it taste like that
12 years ago
ringo-

Dont you mean Europe?
12 years ago
them spaniards are such smoothies... *cough*
12 years ago
Hmmm.... I've got a hankering for Omlettes and ham now.... Or just some boobs.
12 years ago
i eat omlettes and ham with a knife and fork...
I'd like to eat her tits with the same utensils.
Watching those pretty things I just wanted to take a big bite and chew a damaged, bloody nipple between my insisors
12 years ago
When I kissed Penelope's tits they tasted more like lasagna and Cheetos.
12 years ago
That's because I ate lasagna and Cheetos before I screwed her
12 years ago
I'd have expected him to say taco's and burrito's...oh well. I'd eat'em
12 years ago
She could Penelo my pe any day. I told my wife I think Penelope Cruz is hot and she got pissed off at me. Better erase the history before she gets home.
12 years ago
jesus, i dont want to know what her pussy tastes like then!
12 years ago
ZZ, perhaps Europe also, but I believe the film was made in Mexico. "Ham, Ham is a play on words because as the story goes, penelope is dating two guys at the same time and the title refers to thier characters (One guy is a butcher, the other is a "ham" in the theatrical sense). Hope that helps.
12 years ago
It was made in Spain, sorry.
12 years ago
I couldn't read the fucking caption... "muchosucko" in my way
12 years ago
ringo-

Actually, is was made in the Andalusia region of Spain, which is the same place all those Sergio Leone westerns starring Clint Eastwood were made. I don't blame you for the confusion. Most people are very suprised that theres a freaking lifeless desert in the style of Nevada in Western Europe.

And the reason why I first said "Dont you mean Europe?" was because to my knowledge, small, independent, artsy movies from Europe tend to not do to well in Latin America (regardless of if theyre made in their own language or not). For some reason people here perfer big, dumb American action movies over local (much better) art.

And if you're wondering how I know all this, I'm a huge movie buff and have seen pretty much every movie thats come out of Spain in the last 20 or so years (great plots and acting plus hot nudity).
12 years ago
pist- You got me- you win.
12 years ago
could you imagine getting it "on" inside the world's largest taco...? do you want it hard or soft?
12 years ago
oMG
12 years ago
i'd do her as well
12 years ago
Felicity Fey looks like Penelope Cruz with a huge rack. I love her.
12 years ago
Nice one this is the most hits any of my posts hav got, if it wasnt 4 that 18bollox law shit i wud give use classic stuff
12 years ago
I really want some omelets and ham for lunch now...
4 years ago
*wiener
4 years ago
you forgot the 2nd substitution. Fail.
4 years ago
*PENIS
4 years ago
double dick lunch
4 years ago
Nice band name
4 years ago
Debut album, Double Penetration
4 years ago
Good girl.
4 years ago
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