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Hands off cream

Cream designed to help people stop masturbating.

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by Squidley

submitted December 13th 2012

8 comments
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Hands off cream
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sooooo....

how exactly does this work?
5 years ago
the real question is, why would anyone not want to masturbate?
5 years ago
got me

/shrugs
5 years ago
Warning: Do not use handz off anti-masturbatory cream more than ten times per day.Side effects may include hairy palms and blindness. Should abnormal swelling occur, consult a hooker.
5 years ago
oooohhhhhhh!!!

i get it now. you use the cream to jerk off and then you dont have the urge for another 6 hours.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

* Einrednatreb frowns *
5 years ago
this realization is making me want to change my vote....
5 years ago
"Tube in Hand"
5 years ago
I'm guessing it's for little kids? Like liquid heat or something. Makes the pecker burn if you try to jack off. Wouldn't have worked for me, I didn't need my hands, my mother had a fur coat that didn't need a hanger after awhile.
5 years ago
recover password
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