points: 23

Hands off cream

Cream designed to help people stop masturbating.


by Squidley

submitted December 13th 2012

what do you think? let everyone know!
Hands off cream
comments (8)

how exactly does this work?
5 years ago
the real question is, why would anyone not want to masturbate?
5 years ago
got me

5 years ago
Warning: Do not use handz off anti-masturbatory cream more than ten times per day.Side effects may include hairy palms and blindness. Should abnormal swelling occur, consult a hooker.
5 years ago

i get it now. you use the cream to jerk off and then you dont have the urge for another 6 hours.


* Einrednatreb frowns *
5 years ago
this realization is making me want to change my vote....
5 years ago
"Tube in Hand"
5 years ago
I'm guessing it's for little kids? Like liquid heat or something. Makes the pecker burn if you try to jack off. Wouldn't have worked for me, I didn't need my hands, my mother had a fur coat that didn't need a hanger after awhile.
5 years ago
recover password
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