points: 28

ATTN: PRO MEMBERS

Yak and Deja are waiting on your votes and shirt sizes and all that shit. All the info is in your email account (may want to check your junk folder.)

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by xzekiel

submitted December 11th 2012

359 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
ATTN:  PRO MEMBERS
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comments (359)
<3 fuck the stack

5 years ago
glow in the dark ink

need i say more?
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb makes a plantshit stencil and gets out the scotchgaurd *
5 years ago
I think I voted for fuck the stack....
* Magawd goes to do research *
5 years ago
nope...it was meat as meat, but fuck the stack would not disappoint me
5 years ago
whats the thing again yak? me forgets
5 years ago
Can non pro noobs like myself buy one?
5 years ago
these? no
though we will be making some to buy
5 years ago
eventually... right now we're working on the shirts promised to yearly and lifetimers
5 years ago
and yeah, these are pro-specific designs... others will be designed for purchase later
5 years ago
oster gets a free shirt for starting B-hole tuesday
5 years ago
i get one for being awesome
5 years ago
i have been a member for over a year monthly, does that count?
5 years ago
it will when we get the shirts for yearly/lifetime completed first
5 years ago
I kinda want stickers to put on my car and gear
5 years ago
Ogami, this is a two part question
A) What "gear" do you have that you feel a need to put stickers on?
B) What piece of shit do you drive that you feel a need to put stickers on?
5 years ago
My crate amp and my Family wagon tour van, I might consider an order of a muchosucko wallpaper for the interior of my van and a xzekiel plush doll so that I can use it as an effigy/voodoo doll.
5 years ago
OMG
YAKKKKKKK!!! XZEKIEL PLUSH DOLLS!

That's the best fucking idea ever Ogami! Cheers!
5 years ago
Crate amp? hahahahahahahahahaha
5 years ago
yeah Ezo
Originally it was a 120 watts but I upgraded to 140.
expect a kick in the balls zeke
what shit do you play with gayZo?
5 years ago
Anatomically correct plush doll of me? Pervert.
5 years ago
Lol
5 years ago
There was time when Crate made quality amps. Ezophag is just a hipster faggot.
5 years ago
If I'm a hipster like you say, then I would've liked crate before they made decent amps you stupid fuck. I got a free Crate amp when I got my first guitar. Plugged it in and realized why I got it for free than threw it in the dumpster.
5 years ago
Ok cool guy.
5 years ago
Please inform us on what's cool this year, just so we know.
5 years ago
Well you're pretty cool.
5 years ago
Everyone already knows that.
5 years ago
Yea, let's be best friends.
5 years ago
peavey and orange ftw
5 years ago
Orange is sooo fucking expensive though.
5 years ago
I had a deal with the distributor here so I got mine at cost plus 10%
5 years ago
Just for the record I'll be switching to Marshall. Ezo Ill mail you my Crate this christmas.
5 years ago
<ONE OF US
5 years ago
Yup. I wonder who had to order a size 5X though.
5 years ago
Let's keep this in the 'new' section as long as possible. K thnx.
5 years ago
That means what...ignore it so it doesn't get featured?
5 years ago
Yep
5 years ago
Oh, I see.
5 years ago
tho if it gets to the most discussed that point would be mute :(
5 years ago
for why?
5 years ago
IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAIYAN
5 years ago
fuck the stack?
5 years ago
already #4
5 years ago
I just mean float the votes so that people will have a longer window to see it :/
5 years ago
the fix is in???
5 years ago
sorry- i guess i panicked
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb looks through the window but doesn't see it *
5 years ago
deep breaths poss
5 years ago
put your head between your knees
5 years ago
i dont have knees
5 years ago
only elephants and humans... elephants and humans...
5 years ago
just pretend like you are cleaning your balls then...
5 years ago
we are mumber none!
5 years ago
DOES THIS WORK FOR YOU ZEKE?
5 years ago
Well I said float it and now people are just straight dumping it :/
5 years ago
dude - it's got over 150 comments- it'll be around for a while
5 years ago
annnnnd another comment for the pile
5 years ago
fuck the pile!
5 years ago
long live the pile!
5 years ago
^pole
5 years ago
you're all termites on a pile!
5 years ago
Still haven't setup my muchomail :/
5 years ago
you should have a messagem right under the comicbook ad
5 years ago
arch - didnt you have give them an email addy when you joined?
5 years ago
if you want an email, email admin@muchosucko.com if you are yearly or lifetime (youll know cuzyoull have a msg at the top of your screen right now saying you should be emailing us) then... well... yea :p
5 years ago
^expects mucho members to be able to read haha
5 years ago
That email you're referencing (to me) is defunct. It's okay though, I'm going to hire some Indians to research how to string "Claudeballz" and "@muchosucko.com" together. =/
5 years ago
claude, email admin@muchosucko.com with the info needed for yak to either forward mucho mail to an address you want, or a password for him to just set up mucho mail for you. and remind him to send you the tshirt email again if you're yearly/lifetime
5 years ago
I looked but didn't see any message... shot you noobs an email anyway. The Stack is pretty cool, but gotta go with Meat as Meat!
5 years ago
Where the fuck is possums high risk bank shirt in this collective bunch? =[
5 years ago
band*
5 years ago
fuck you
5 years ago
They're only available in petite.
5 years ago
hmmm...
5 years ago
High Risk would be awesome..
5 years ago
nope
5 years ago
Hey possum . Don't stfu Kirk . That ain't nice
5 years ago
Hey! What the fuck. If I say High Risk would be awesome, it would be awesome. Fuck off.
5 years ago
See! But possum is being all crabby about it DAMN!
5 years ago
I wouldn't mind a High Risk t-shirt. Talk about obscure bands!
5 years ago
Hipster
5 years ago
Just for that, I'm making a fucken demo shirt of it and maybe printing myself one.
5 years ago
should i spam a story to keep the comment totals up?
5 years ago
doh!
5 years ago
=/
5 years ago
only if its a prison one :(
5 years ago
Once upon a sentence...
5 years ago
* yak sits down exitedly *

5 years ago
this one day in prison i got called into the warden's office...
5 years ago
.. but it was only for your birthday... the weird thing was...
5 years ago
tthe warden said - so i hear you're a bass player
5 years ago
i like how this is going already

5 years ago
I wasn't sure of my age. Somewhere from 8 to 10...
5 years ago
sry go on
5 years ago
no - actually he said - WE HAVE FOUND CONTRABAND IN YOUR LOCKER
5 years ago
* Heather scoots in. *
5 years ago
i said, fuck you no way!
5 years ago
* jrob2020 eats popcorn *
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz sharpens toothbrush *
5 years ago
* Heather scoots away from claude *
5 years ago
he said - did you know that possession of contraband can add 5 more months to your sentence?
5 years ago
Where'd you go to prison...Ridgemont High?
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb scoots away from claude and signals jrob to pass some popcorn over *

5 years ago
It's not for you, H...waiting on the punchline.
5 years ago
i said - what am i accused of possessing?
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz takes the opportunity to scrape Ein's peas from his tray to mine *
5 years ago
/blows on end of brush
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb watches claude eat said peas with a knife *

5 years ago
he then brought forth the evidence...
5 years ago
warden says: CHARM, CHARISMA, AND MY HEART
5 years ago
it was... a banana
5 years ago
Warden then unzips his pants
5 years ago
oh.
5 years ago
true story
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz swings at Heather, narrowly misses, then breaks it off in possum *
5 years ago
queue seventies porn music
5 years ago
i beat the rap, though - and was let off with a flogging
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz pulls fire alarm *
5 years ago
a riot ensues
5 years ago
So...you WERE imprisoned on the HMS Bounty
5 years ago
seriously, this happened - except for the flogging part maybe
5 years ago
*queue jrob saying "cool story bro"*
5 years ago
so possum.. do you really like bananas.... cuz i dont think i would risk 5 months on my sentence for a banana :(
hell.. i wouldnt go out and eat a banana right now :(
5 years ago
See this noobs? This is old school chat. Not for the faint of heart
5 years ago
wtf man! CLAUDE!
5 years ago
um - they used to let you take extra fruits out of the cafeteria, but then changed the rules cause of the guys making hooch
5 years ago
toilet hooch?
5 years ago
Claude is dead missy. My name is Mustafa Hussein.
5 years ago
i dunno what kind of hooch - it sure smelled bad though
5 years ago
"pruno" i has learned
5 years ago
oh, sorry. WTF MUSTAFA
5 years ago
say it again
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb shivvers *
5 years ago
did i do good, zeke?
5 years ago
the real question is, how did you smuggle this banana out of the cafeteria?
5 years ago
omg Ein is not paying attention
5 years ago
and did it require any "jailhouse lube"?
5 years ago
so they changed the rule in the time between him leaving the cafeteria and him being called to the wardens office?
5 years ago
i just put in my pocket and smiled and winked at the CO on duty
5 years ago
Now read "Fifty Shades of Graybar"
5 years ago
I'm bustin' out of this thread...
5 years ago
and I fuckin hate the eagles, man!
5 years ago
The band?
5 years ago
yeah.
5 years ago
next time we need a spam prison story, remind me to tell the My Interview With The Prison Psych
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz returns diamond ring *

5 years ago
Will do, Chuck...will do.
5 years ago
Im sorry I was just inappropriately quoting the bog lebowski :(
5 years ago
big.*

I could spam some border patrol/customs stories some time
5 years ago
what a bog
5 years ago
RIP Ravi Shankar :(
5 years ago
who?
5 years ago
thats what zeke calls heathers vagina possum
fact :(
5 years ago
rip heathers vag :(
5 years ago
shankar's dead?
5 years ago
yeah :(
5 years ago
well, damn :(
5 years ago
CLAUDE!
5 years ago
i have a bunch of his stuff on vinyl
5 years ago
i just wanted the ring :(

poor Norah Jones is probably so sad :(
5 years ago
wut
5 years ago
i was eating an English muffin
5 years ago
*ahem*

hi
5 years ago
Oh....I gave it to the English muffin...
5 years ago
what the hell, man.
5 years ago
GET
A FUCKING
ROOM
YOU
TWO
5 years ago
welll helloo dere missy
5 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 years ago
I hear block C is nice...almost no blood on the pillows
5 years ago
LOL

awesome avy/squeal combo
5 years ago
Well, I ain't givin' no ring to no girl what disrecpects my eggles
5 years ago
Possum....a little baseline please...I can't Tell you Why...
5 years ago
yucko
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb slips out of this thread before claude and heather start exchanging bodily fluids *
5 years ago
FIne. I'll do it myself
5 years ago
BOmmm...Bobop bommm.....(doom doom) bobop bommmmm
5 years ago
YOu're singing harmony though
5 years ago
Look at us baby....up all night!....tearin' our love apaart
5 years ago
Won't be the same two people who lived through years in the daaaark.....aaaahhhhh
5 years ago
#crickets
5 years ago
alrighty then.
5 years ago
hahahahaha
5 years ago
DESSSPERADDOOOOOO
5 years ago
I Can't Tell You Way was going to be my wedding song =(
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
fuck it...little Walsh so looooooo
5 years ago
My Maserati does 185.....
5 years ago
I lost my license....now I don't drive..
5 years ago
* Heather sips a mojito *
5 years ago
*looks out in lounge...'How's ya doin' TORONTO! 9WHoo!)
5 years ago
oh no... the anbien
5 years ago
Aruuuuba. Bahama...come on pretty mama...
5 years ago
Key Largo...Stratego...baby why don't we go..
5 years ago
lol...ambien....is my old freeyand...ambien
5 years ago
...gotta imagine a bluegrass theme there
5 years ago
ceiling possum is watching you fornicate
5 years ago
But I'm on vac next week. I can sleep au natural..
5 years ago
I'm behind the bah heya! (boston accent)
5 years ago
this is the lamest fornicating ever :(
5 years ago
I'll show you lame, young missy...
5 years ago
so do you have a mucho email? H
5 years ago
yeth, i doeth
5 years ago
i do
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb watches claude go full zeke *
5 years ago
groan......ANNNDDDD????
5 years ago
SPLOOEY EVERYWHERE!
5 years ago
You're gonna lose that bet, Ein.
5 years ago
never go full zeke...
5 years ago
Hey now
5 years ago
hahahaha ZEKE!
5 years ago
Well hello
5 years ago
* Heather waits *
5 years ago
make your move, Zeke...she's waiting for ya
5 years ago
* yak inserts mohawk comment *

5 years ago
Cooooome they told me parum pum pum pum
5 years ago
Try that again...without the awkward thrusting...
5 years ago
Gets me every time :(
5 years ago
Well you kids enjoy your caroling and Space Oddity records....don't stay up too late now...
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
Will you tell me a bedtime story?
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
yeah
5 years ago
Sure...just no more bulls or shivs
5 years ago
oh, thax, poss...got one I think
5 years ago
In West Philadelphia....
5 years ago
i was born and raised
5 years ago
what a bunch of spammy fucks....
5 years ago
on the playground is where I spent most of my days
5 years ago
(I think he's asleep....shhhhh)
5 years ago
<still irritatingly awake
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb sings claude a lullaby *
5 years ago
* possum cues up DOA by Bloodrock *
5 years ago
I'm out for realz....it's a school night!
5 years ago
sad trombone
5 years ago
i just pooped a lil blood
fact
5 years ago
Here, let me give you a platonic goodnight fondle
5 years ago
uh you forgot to mention that in your email
5 years ago
can i call you Rusty?
5 years ago
i was saving it up for the future email... that i might not get :((((
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
<lost
5 years ago
dont panic
5 years ago
Well, why not everybody. I mean, who the fuck is left who wont???
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
you?
5 years ago
This is why we can't have nice things.
5 years ago
hahahahhaa

i dont think my mucho email is hard to figure out :(
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
couldnt be
5 years ago
blackhole@muchosucko.com
5 years ago
wrong :(
5 years ago
Guess I have to go back to emailing yak since everyone else is all talk :( He's so demanding I was hoping i wouldnt have to :(
5 years ago
yak said i couldn't play with you anymore.
5 years ago
yak!
5 years ago
...heather needs an omelet cooker for xmas methinks
5 years ago
Possum's story sucked and i'm not reading all of that. ^^^
5 years ago
i'd enjoy an omelet cooker
5 years ago
I'm sure Canadian Tire has them.
5 years ago
my story was cool they just fucked it up with that flirty talk
5 years ago
an omelet cooker????
its called a frying pan!
5 years ago
Canadian tire for sure has them.
5 years ago
SHHH
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
Wait, she will want one of us to buy it for her....watch....
* JamesTKirk waits. *
5 years ago
its not like I ever get what I want anyway so it doesnt matter!!
5 years ago
I don't get it ? Are all these conversations suppose to be Funny ?
5 years ago
perhaps you should re-read my OG comment, sir
5 years ago
* possum drifts off into the ozone *
5 years ago
ps - fucking beaners
5 years ago
* Rolandofgilead cranks up some Thin Lizzy, spits, and saunters. *


5 years ago
words hurt poss :((
* L0RD_QU3S0 whimpers off *
5 years ago
...that's a long ass thread.
5 years ago
Incidentally, yak... I also pooped a little blood.
5 years ago
* Magawd sets fire to the dumpster behind this thread *
5 years ago
Fack the Stack
5 years ago
Yes, I'm pro. Where's my shirt? Something besides those because those don't make sense.
5 years ago
....
5 years ago
I would respond with an email, but I haven't recieved one to an address that I have access to.

Will mine come with "barret's bitch" written on the back?
5 years ago
*everyones
5 years ago
^R. Mutt
5 years ago
If you say so Kirby.
5 years ago
You probably get educated just by talking to me ;)
5 years ago
you had your chance for "makodragon is muchosucko"
5 years ago
* Jones scambles *
5 years ago
Even if I deserved the honour, the t-shirt would make me too identifiable.
5 years ago
I wanna squidley pic tshirt with subtitle "good girl"
5 years ago
Maybe have it say it again underneath.
5 years ago
Same pic, same comment on the front and back of the shirt
5 years ago
Lol, God damnit squid. You old senile bastard. Your death shall be my holiday
5 years ago
so, how about some results on the shirt vote??
5 years ago
one of us in a strong lead with meat as meat second and the other 2 tied for third
5 years ago
that makes me want to change my vote to meat as meat...is there going to be a voting deadline or what?
5 years ago
maybe there should be a run-off election for one of us vs. meat as meat
5 years ago
i guess when we get all the shirt sizes in and can finally order the stuff?
5 years ago
does that mean yes to a run off for the top 2?
5 years ago
i dunno. i have a migraine and i'm still shaking. i'm in no condition to think right now. talk to yak in chat (when he gets back) about it
5 years ago
Dammit. I want a fuck the stack shirt.

Yak, we need to talk about the vote count.

* Einrednatreb tucks a twenty into yaks shirt pocket *
5 years ago
bert just wants one of the sillouettes to be a muppet
5 years ago
headache better now, deja?
5 years ago
that could sway my vote...

in all honesty I really do like the fuck the stack design, it has a kind of sex pistols feel to it.
5 years ago
yak's going to end up sending us shirts in random sizes that say "not enough of you fuckers responded, so here's your fucking shirt"
5 years ago
extra small will be the 'random'
5 years ago
I'll still be expecting a medium sized collar.
5 years ago
So, the other day I went to McDonald's for breakfast
5 years ago
I ordered a egg mcmuffin meal and went home with it.
5 years ago
When I went to eat my sandwich, i found that the fuckers just put an English muffin in the wrapper. I was pissed.
5 years ago
True story
5 years ago
The drive-thru fucked you. They always fuck you in the drive-thru.
5 years ago
"Fuck the Stack"? Did I miss that thread?
5 years ago
^noob
5 years ago
One Of Us, I already have a glow in the dark Mucho shirt. Yak, I already voted but I was fucked up when I received the email and mailed my vote to the address that was at the bottom of the emal. I clicked on the reminder message when you first log in but my instant messenger never worked so if you want to send me another to tooman961 like you did before, I'll just reply.
5 years ago
your info is sitting on my desk in a nice safe spot. your vote has been logged :)
5 years ago
I love you Deja
5 years ago
^in a father and daughter kind of way though.
5 years ago
Good thing I'm not lifetime pro cause these shirts suck.
5 years ago
jealous
5 years ago
jealous of a shirt you can get right now?
5 years ago
is $15 cool?
5 years ago
it'd be a lot cooler if you had $200
5 years ago
I don't have a clue what my pro is, I don't have a mucho addy, I have been away from the stack for too long...
This 'real life' shit sucks. :(
5 years ago
it's monthly
5 years ago
wups
5 years ago
Poss???
But... but... I called you stupid when you joined. :(

Now I feel bad.
5 years ago
Cheap bastard couldn't even give Fugs a yearly.
5 years ago
You leave possum alone, even I couldn't give fugs a yearly...
5 years ago
At this point I'm fairly convinced that Possum accounts for 20% of all pro subs. Tr care to back me up with some statistics?
5 years ago
unless pro users get the data access mentioned when pro features were being kicked around, there's no way to do a pro/non-pro submission ratio comparison.
5 years ago
What I meant was, Possum has been giving out a lot of subscriptions for pro, is he really the money source keeping this boat afloat.
5 years ago
i could never say for sure, but i could make some guesstimations.
5 years ago
zeke + possum is probably at least 10%.
5 years ago
considering just the t-shirt question, the number there is something like 62, so if we take 60 as a base (monthly and lifetime), 20% would be 12 paid subscriptions...but that doesn't count the monthly.
5 years ago
I think you're going to need to graph it tr.
5 years ago
Get out your clipboard
5 years ago
if you'd actually read the preliminary results, instead of just trying to "cleverly" shine me on, you'd realize that YOU are actually part of the mystery here.
5 years ago
actually.
5 years ago
I'm well aware of the percentage of pro memberships I have contributed, assuming a base number of 70. I have no idea how it compares to possum or anyone else, I don't think it much matters.
5 years ago
i only gifted three Pros fyi
5 years ago
6.66%
5 years ago
If I was yak I would tell everyone they're getting whatever shirt they voted for, hope you guys don't tell each other that your choice won, then mail you cheap shirts with a silhouette veiny cock in the smallest size possible.
Then again maybe that would take too much time and go too far, but...you can't complain about a free shirt.
5 years ago
what will really happen:
1 - yak will assign Tshirt making duties to an Indian company
2 - things will get lost in translation
3 - we will all get Star Wars training bras
5 years ago
dwhill rejoices
5 years ago
how much is shipping to the glorious UK ?
5 years ago
To much for the likes of you you Squidley hating bastage
5 years ago
I fucking want one too. I'm no hurry but I think regular pro accounts should get a patch every six months or some shit like that. I'd proudly wear it. BTW I decided to hang since I have got new tit shots to sub. You say you don't care but I can already see all your dicks hanging out.
5 years ago
um
5 years ago
hang in there posssum I'll try to make you proud.
5 years ago
shoot yourself now, and i will name a poop after you
5 years ago
*slowclaps to standing ovation*
5 years ago
i don't understand any of em 'cept the old school tattoo one
5 years ago
fuck the stack and meat as meat are both Plantshit quotes
One Of Us is a quote from "Freaks" (?) , with sillouettes of various MSers - L to R - claude, whunu, toolman, possum, smerf, jones, yak
5 years ago
and hopefully later they'll be a picture of Squidly with the subtitle good girl tshirt
5 years ago
Do we have to buy two?
5 years ago
i wont wear any shirt or hat with squids name involved, sorry
5 years ago
I'd wear a high risk hat or ascot.
5 years ago
Maybe a High Risk patch... might go well.
5 years ago
recover password
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