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Noahs ark replica. What a waste of wood

Noahs ark replica

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by Squidley

submitted December 11th 2012

29 comments
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Noahs ark replica.  What a waste of wood
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Looks like the "Bestiality Boat" cruise.
5 years ago
Don't ruin Squid's dream.
5 years ago
great place to have a rave
5 years ago
*rape
5 years ago
this would be what.. 1/1000000000th the scale to hold a set of every animal alive?
5 years ago
You might have just proven the bible is fake.
5 years ago
But that would be wrong, as the bible is the word of God, and God is infallible.
5 years ago
The animals were shrunk by God before being put onto the boat. Much in the same manner as God created Adam and Eve in Genesis 1, and then inserted Eve into Adam so he could create her again in Genesis 2.
5 years ago
You could fit a set of each animal in there. Of course they would have to be butchered and freezer packed thou.
5 years ago
That actually did happen. Might have been the gospel of Darwin though.
5 years ago
I would just save elephants and sharks fuck the rest
5 years ago
I don't think sharks would need the ark
just sayin....
5 years ago
Thats what they said about the dinosaurs, and look where they ended up.
5 years ago
It takes a god to refute a god.
5 years ago
You have to account for all the new species that have been created since Noah. You know, like when a pig fucks a whale. Or is that fries sex life I'm thinking of?
5 years ago
a monkey with four asses?
5 years ago
Like a Liger?
5 years ago
Pretty much my favorite animal.
5 years ago
Due to it's skills in magic?
5 years ago
Thousands of years ago there were a lot more secies around than there are today. Maybe the ark was a sperm bank which also included frozen ovum?

Yeah right.
5 years ago
Noah was fucked in the ass by one of every species and farted into a jar...and his wife and kids watched
5 years ago
I think you're confusing Noah with Squidley.
5 years ago
Two of every sub...
5 years ago
Good girl.
5 years ago
* MetalFace sits for the dog *
5 years ago
In order to be a replica, there has to have been an original. Where's your proof that it is a replica, Mr Squidders?
5 years ago
Its still real to me, dammit!!
5 years ago
It's probably far more real than the one "Noah built".
5 years ago
Don't you guys know the arc was actually an alien spacecraft? I saw it on the history channel.
5 years ago
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