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Facebook Hack

Follow these instructions to see who be stalking your facebook the most. I got some really surprising results. I did wonder whether it was just in order of people *I* was stalking, but it doesn't add up that way I don't think. I shall now rearrange my life according to this hack.

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by makodragon

submitted December 7th 2012

172 comments
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Facebook Hack
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It seems you're my # 1 md. Wtf?
5 years ago
jeez squatface... you coulda kept it quiet...
5 years ago
And dont act as if you don't ask for it dressing like that
5 years ago
I know
* squatface snaps his garter *
5 years ago
such a slut
5 years ago
Well hey there sailor
5 years ago
What?
5 years ago
Jrob was number 3
5 years ago
Jrob be steady creepin.
5 years ago
jrob2020
toaster is 3
oster 4
:(
12 hours ago
report spam | like | 1 likes | stfu
5 years ago
thank god i only do MySpace
5 years ago
so in conclusion we're obviously gay for eachother
5 years ago
heehee!
5 years ago
Yup, I'm in my mid 20's and I have not yet seen Oster...probably because we sexy chat all the time.
5 years ago
dush was 4
5 years ago
For real? I hardly ever go to anyone's page. Even hos.
5 years ago
urlkel had a pretty cool MySpace...wonder if it's still up?
5 years ago
1 was new girl 2 was ex 3 was jrob 4 dush 5 co worker 6 friend
5 years ago
http://guesswhoisafaggoturkelbot.is
5 years ago
Does this shit take into account for chatting, likes, and such? Seems odd truly that I'd be your #4...something's fishy. Or maybe you're just extremely unpopular...
5 years ago
My myspace page was pretty cool. Maybe I'll re-sign up.
5 years ago
it was, actually...good tunes
5 years ago
extremely unpopular.
5 years ago
Zeke was in the low 30's :(
5 years ago
you really checked 30.... and I am unpopular.
5 years ago
pwned :(
5 years ago
Dude, this is fun as hell, I was late for work today cause I saw this sub about 20 minutes before I was supposed to leave.
5 years ago
I was late as well. I went to sleep at 5 and had to leave at 6.... I woke up at 9 :( I am glad my boss is a "hippie"
5 years ago
I don't wanna say I told you so, but, I TOLD YOU SO!
5 years ago
I miss my MySpace page. You just can't personalize Facebook the way you'd like.
5 years ago
Damn, actually remembered my password. It's no longer pimped out. Looks like a shitty copy of Facebook now.
5 years ago
thank you for sharing this md
5 years ago
<3 U so much
5 years ago
Keep it to fag book fun boys
5 years ago
i tried it and its a radio station i "like"
im calling bunk
5 years ago
other than my lil sis, it's a bunch of girls i know whose pages i almost never check, so im inclined to think this works
5 years ago
I tried it and all I heard was crickets. I need to buy some more friends.
5 years ago
maybe someone at the radio sation thinks im a hot hunk of man meat
5 years ago
well obviously
5 years ago
i just tried it again and its basically my news feed in text form
5 years ago
but you must be friends with that account. And maybe it's the only account of that type where it's an organization, not a person, so thats a different list entirely...I dunno
5 years ago
try the next numbers down
5 years ago
i tried again and got the same ppl in the same order
5 years ago
It's my mother in law :(
5 years ago
nice work
5 years ago
Works.
5 years ago
yeah i mustve been doing it wrong,its working for me now
5 years ago
Face it, jrob, no one is stalking you.
5 years ago
Cuntscab is apparently
Face
5 years ago
from the a-team?
5 years ago
my number 1 is my psycho ex, but i already knew that :(
5 years ago
Same trick goes works on Mucho. Love you too JB.
5 years ago
What? That can't be right.....
5 years ago
why are you lying jones?
5 years ago
So my top stalker is my husband, followed by 6 women i'm not close with, then a few guys I grew up with...... So it's probably accurate...
5 years ago
You mean your top stalker online.....

You are out of shredded mozzarella, btw.
5 years ago
:/
5 years ago
It's alright, Queso will probably bring some for your playdate anyway.
5 years ago
Jones don't insult me - I won't bring some low quality store bought Italian knockoff. Belgioioso Rindless Provolone w/ a Poggi de Sol Chianti shall be sufficient enough for first encounters
5 years ago
Chee whiz.. They weren't kidding about you cheese boy.
5 years ago
lord......queso. it's all in the name pup
5 years ago
this is what you call a hack? :(
5 years ago
^This is why we can't have nice things!
5 years ago
it's a hack to the layperson! I know this probably doesn't actually qualify as hacking is any real sense at all. Or maybe it does. I don;t know, I can't hack.
5 years ago
more like data mining
5 years ago
Lulz !
5 years ago
Got the box to come and typed ordered friends and enter nothing happened can somebody tell me what Im doing wrong please
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
^^badskilz
5 years ago
^^^Breathing.
5 years ago
Hmm, mine just says 'No one likes you. Move along' :(
5 years ago
Meh
1. friend
2. cousin
3. sister
5 years ago
I got the same results.
5 years ago
steel wouldnt your results be
1. meh
2. meh
3. meh
4. meh
5 years ago
top 4 are all girlfriends... borrring. good thing i only stalk people who arent on my friendslist.
5 years ago
Friend zeke and that will change...
5 years ago
and jrob apparently :(
5 years ago
I'm kinda surprised that I haven't gotten a friend request from you
5 years ago
I must have hidden my profile too well
5 years ago
* jrob2020 puts on his e-stalking glasses *
5 years ago
Top 3 are family, number 4.....Jrob.
5 years ago
lol!
5 years ago
Hahaha!
5 years ago
Only number 4? He's not trying hard enough.
5 years ago
i wasnt gonna put you out there but you're number 2 on my list :(
5 years ago
toaster is 3
oster 4
:(
5 years ago
Haha, number 2? Wow, I must really love you
5 years ago
drum rounds out my top 5
5 years ago
my various fake mucho girl facebook accounts are my top 10 :(
5 years ago
oddly enough all of them jrob is #1
5 years ago
Btw, my mom goes on my fb to creep, so she *could* be to blame
5 years ago
Sounds like Mama Scab is scheduled for some chemotherapy.
5 years ago
tell her to hit me up
ill give her a poke
5 years ago
why we are no facebook friends scabby? :(
5 years ago
Same reason your rectum is loose.
5 years ago
I've got none of you muchofrakkers on my fb and I like it that way
5 years ago
stop being such a mean asshole to me..
5 years ago
but...we could poke each other : (
5 years ago
well jrob, that's easy when you hae exactly 70 friends on your facebook and I pop over to yours to share a video
5 years ago
i still think this thing is bunk
5 years ago
1. Imaginary Girlfriend
2. Mom
3. Brother
4. Dad
5. A random guy who I became friends with this year..scary
10. My professor...
5 years ago
My dive buddy is first ... no unexpected females in there :(
5 years ago
mines just a bunch of hoez :(
5 years ago
oh yea.. that includes my sister
5 years ago
did i win?
5 years ago
you weren't in the top, like 5, smerf was, tho :(
5 years ago
probably cause i dont creep your page enough :(
5 years ago
what's facebook? Is it some kind of game?
5 years ago
its kind of like dotta
but without the game part
or the entertaining part

5 years ago
I guess this is why my cousin unfriended me.
5 years ago
She had hot friends
5 years ago
This made my day. #1 was a slut.
5 years ago
...no way to talk about the lady that brought you into this world dush
5 years ago

#2 was my best friend
#3 was my ex
#4 was a good buddy ex co-worker
#5 was another hoe I've been hollern' at.

Thanks MD, AWESOME CHRISTMAS GIFT!
5 years ago
Yak, I would have laughed at that if my mother had FB, but I don't even think she knows how to work a fax machine properly :/
5 years ago
#7 Jrob
#8 Oly
:/
5 years ago
nice....now i can see which of my whores love me the most....
5 years ago
I <3 whores
5 years ago
me too
5 years ago
1/ was a girl i fingered a longtime ago
2/ was a girl i would like to finger
3/ was someone i buried in the backyard (freaky)
5 years ago
was #3 fingered?
5 years ago
no one will ever know
5 years ago
It gets updated if you go their site too, so maybe you are the stalker.
5 years ago
Number one was pretty surprising for me if this is legit.
5 years ago
kei$ha?
5 years ago
Geico
5 years ago
'myspace tom'
5 years ago
Wasn't captain caveman on here acting too cool for facebook just the other day?
5 years ago
Shut up and add me Urkelbot.
5 years ago
No!
5 years ago
I am not disappointed : )
5 years ago
Was it your boyfriend? Awh.
5 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA............
5 years ago
I don't know how to do it. :(
5 years ago
It's an unordered list of people in your chat box, the ones that reside on top of "More Friends". Contrary to popular gullible belief, it is not who has visited your page. Facebook would not store that info, and even if they did, it wouldn't be arbitrarily transmitted to the client
5 years ago
IF I BELIEVE IT, IT MAKES IT TRUE
5 years ago
maybe you're gullible to believe whatever facebook tells you in order to cover their own tracks.
5 years ago
* jrob2020 dramatic zuckerburgs *
5 years ago
oh shit.......oh shit my results were a major mind fuck :(
5 years ago
honestly - i joined up on Facebook way back when cause my friend's wife told me it was "better than email"...

i lasted three days before i deleted/resigned/said oh hell naw or whatever -
5 years ago
i still get FB spam in my email to this day though - mostly stuff like "i lost 5 pounds last month - do you think my skinny jeans might fit me now?"

make it stop
5 years ago
Well do they fit?
5 years ago
i
dont
know
5 years ago
it's NOVA time - nite all
5 years ago
None of you are my friends on Facebook :(. Why cause im black?
5 years ago
i could use a token black friend
5 years ago
I been to some of your Facebook pages before. I been to yours before robj.
5 years ago
add me yo
we could trade recipes and stuff
5 years ago
The only MSer I'm friends with is s0nn3, but we never talk.
5 years ago
#1 was no surprise, but #s 2 and 3 were.
5 years ago
LULZ

this is old and wrong

"This information and process will allow you to see who Facebook thinks has the closest connections to you. This shows your historic activity with people on Facebook over time and orders all your friends by the amount that you stalk them."

So, it shows you who YOU are stalking....noobs
5 years ago
Maybe it is, but maybe it's not. I'm just showing this because it's interesting. If you don't believe it, then all you're doing is taking someone elses word rather than mine, or the person who discovered this. Why don't you test it for yourself instead of just going by what people tell you?
5 years ago
* jrob2020 does research *
5 years ago
http://abrax.us/Facebook/WhoViewsProfile.php
5 years ago
you're still just taking someones word for it broseph
5 years ago
it true though, it may just be bullshit. It's a bit of fun though
5 years ago
yeah i know,i was trying to find something legit on it
from what i gathered people either think its whos stalking you
who youve interacted with most
or who youve stalked the most
5 years ago
or a random order of your chat list
5 years ago
its neither.. but thanks for playing :(
5 years ago
and dont every fucking say lulz again on my site you piece of shit
5 years ago
but ***z was perfect to show my contempt for the OP, but I do apologize oh great yak, never again will I ***z on your site.

and fagodragon, use some common sense, whats more likely; facebook collects data on who you are looking at to help with autocomplete and newsfeed etc, or they're storing info on who is looking at you, which is something FACEBOOK as said they do not do?
5 years ago
If anything it's just random because I rarely use facebook yet the people who came up on my list were there, and I haven't looked at their profiles for years some of them..
5 years ago
its a mix of random and most interacted with
5 years ago
you're a mix of faggot and retard
5 years ago
Lulz !!
5 years ago
I do have a bit of fag in me, but unlike most people who fall for facebook or other internet hoaxes, I have no retard in me.

honestly, I thought the muchoers out there werent this gullible.
5 years ago
i thought Facebook was for middle-aged housefraus
5 years ago
Toiletlick, don't get all butthurt cos yak scolded your sorry arse. I just gave you a reasonable explanation for it, and I don't think anyone is taking it very seriously. Fucking scrooge.
5 years ago
my list is literally a list of people that are minor internet celebs ( DJs, podcast hosts, writers, artists ) not kidding.......so wtf?
5 years ago
sister in law, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, jrob
5 years ago
#1: Fellow deviant from work
#2: Whiney Packer fan from work
#3: Heavy-set chick that used to work there (I'd still bone her, though)
#4: Cute midget girl from work with fat ass (I'd bone her too, but she only dates black guys)
#5: Possible serial rapist from work (We don't know the full story, but he couldn't go to the Philippines with us when they needed training)
#6: Cute 20 year old Filipina that looks 14 (I wanted to bang her when I was there)
#7: Sister in law
#8: Cute heavy set Filipina (I wanted to bang her as well)
#9: Middle aged Filipina (I didn't want to bang her, but probably would have if the opportunity arose)
#10: Possible serial killer from work (Seriously, this is one of those quiet guys that makes a little small talk, but keeps to himself mostly. You can feel the hate for the world radiating off of him at times)

Only one person that I know from somewhere else than work, and she's family. I need to get out more.
5 years ago
wtf jrob #1
5 years ago
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