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The Horrors of Muchosuckoing

Surfing Mucho can take its toll over the years.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Barret

submitted December 6th 2012

349 comments
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The Horrors of Muchosuckoing
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upvotes for JB and dik
6 years ago
I like Stan the best
6 years ago
poor little fella
6 years ago
lol yea stan was the best one.
6 years ago
My favorite was the TD one.
6 years ago
Ahahahahahah!
6 years ago
* smerf dies laughing *
6 years ago
Santa must've gotten my letter
6 years ago
ahahahahaha
6 years ago
Oh you....

Santa doesn't take letters from darkies.
6 years ago
Jeez, JB has a huge fuckin' forehead.
6 years ago
she uses it to protect herself in a fight.
6 years ago
sword-fight, I'm guessing
6 years ago
I tried meth before..Fuck that drug, smoke weed my feathered fucking friends..
6 years ago
meth makes coke seem tame - at least in the It Will Fuck You Up Permanently department
6 years ago
hahahahahaha
6 years ago
thats hilarious
6 years ago
i literally burst out laughing at stan...seriously funny
6 years ago
he's only 11 but meth abuse makes him look at least 15
6 years ago
now hes got no teeth at all like jenbirdy
6 years ago
is his nose still wet?
6 years ago
it is..hes been sneezing a lot and now that he has no teeth his tongue flops around like AAABLBLBLBLBLBL
6 years ago
its as close to sex as either of us get
6 years ago
Ever think that sometimes there is a bit too much information you offer, dik?
6 years ago
i thought stan always looked like shit
6 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
Every last one of these...I cant pic which one was the best.
6 years ago
maybe someday somebody might finish this...
6 years ago
Yes! This is gold and too valuble to be looked over.
6 years ago
honestly - half the fun here is trying to figure out what's shopped and what's not
6 years ago
Its almost impossible.
6 years ago
Well done Barrett
6 years ago
* Barret sets phasers to thanks *
6 years ago
Dogs planted on amphetamine loving owners!)))))

6 years ago
or vice versa.....
6 years ago
My face got that way motor boating jen's rotten tits.
6 years ago
Hahaha
6 years ago
omfg... that's fucking hilarious. That zeke/aka one sent me over the edge
6 years ago
no sealbasher included : (

well i guess i just look to fantastic...
6 years ago
you're so hideous, photoshop crashed. And photoshop is pretty fucking stable.
6 years ago
Its funny because photoshop did crash when i first tried to copy Akameldons face, never did that before.
6 years ago
hahaha oooh

did you then have to use gimp?

on a serious note, did you torrent photoshop? I'm a little out of touch with current methods of piracy.
6 years ago
It worked later, i just had to make sure not to copy more then half his face at a time. Yeah torrents is the way to go, just go on thepiratebay and search "photoshop cs6 thethingy", then click the second option, and follow the instructions.
6 years ago
whoa... just found out that many british ISP block that site ahaha.
There seems to be some way around it though
6 years ago
and MD is taken away by the English government, never to be seen again.
6 years ago
nice job barret
6 years ago
I use www.Kat.ph for torrents, not as wide a database, but a lot more stable and less garbage
6 years ago
MD here you go. https://tpb.pirateparty.org.uk/
6 years ago
* smerf still has cs2 *
6 years ago
mine is pretty good, but the one that made me laugh the hardest was your own Barret, lol.

6 years ago
I tried to shop your 3rd and 4th pic for an hour before i gave up :(
6 years ago
*Dried up
6 years ago
Well, I sure went downhill fast!
6 years ago
I wish I knew how to quit you meth!


* Jenbirdy bites fist ....... Err gums fist...... *
6 years ago
True... better take some more nude pics before it is too late and no one will want to see them. :)
6 years ago
i was thinking you looked not bad for a 48 year old ;/
6 years ago
I use some of that expensive fetus and melon cream from France, totally worth it.
6 years ago
you're pretty hot jen..
6 years ago
That taint doesn't age well though.
6 years ago
whatev, i would tongue fuck both dem holes, epesiotomy withstanding
6 years ago
fetus cream... ick... really ?
6 years ago
obviously shes not lying
6 years ago
mmmmmm stem cell lotion...
6 years ago
Obviously....
6 years ago
Well I would imagine that shit is pricey for sure then.
6 years ago
in france? not really.. every street corner has a dead baby receptical

fact
le petit enfant la morte
6 years ago
:/ so U.S. headed for that then huh ?
6 years ago
one can hope.. you guys had a bit of a dead baby problem last time i was in detroit
6 years ago
sorry.. i was thinking crackhead..
6 years ago
same diff really
6 years ago
dead crackheads I could go for.... babies.... not so much
6 years ago
Yeah, Dug just wants to open his doors to all the crack addicted and handicapped babies born to said crackheads.... Right Dug?
6 years ago
Nope
6 years ago
Had my kids and raised them.... done with all that.
6 years ago
So you're pro abortion then?
6 years ago
No, I just don't some strangers handicapped crack baby. If they would be some of my blood that would be different.... I would take them in. Plenty of people looking to adopt.
6 years ago
So you're for social welfare programs paid for by your taxes to care for the unwanted crack addicted and handicapped babies until someone adopts them? That's assuming someone does....
6 years ago
I suppose so yes.... some welfare is ok where needed like this. But other welfare not ok.... very abused system for people to lazy to work.
6 years ago
so a system that gets abused isnt ok? what about the people who arent abusing the system.. what about them?
6 years ago
isnt the abuse something that is worth it to help out the other people?
6 years ago
no abuse not ok... but people who need help such as mentally/physically disabled we should not let them starve.... but able bodied lazy bastards need to get a job and get off the government tit.
6 years ago
so those people who dont have a job because there arent enough jobs are lazy and on the government tit... they are abusing the system then?
cuz.. there really arent enough jobs to go around
6 years ago
You know as well as I do most who don't have a job don't want a job or think that working at taco bell is beneath them. No job is beneath anyone who doesn't work.
6 years ago
no i do not know that... at all.. thats really making a pretty bad assumption off of by what it sounds like prejudice
6 years ago
prejudice... wtf.... anytime I say anything on here I am accused of being a racist... get real.
6 years ago
you literally just made a prejudice statement... do you not see that?
6 years ago
i mean i honestly dont care... im happy to give tax money and i even give money to people asking for handouts and shit if i have it with no issue ever... i dont give a fuck if they are going to spend it on booze or whatever.. how is that any different than me spending it on booze or whatever? at least that way someone else gets something out of my money as well
6 years ago
what working at taco bell ??
6 years ago
that being said.. the vast.. and when i say vast i mean VAST majority of people on social assistance actually need it.. so i dont even know where you are coming with with your statements that they are 'lazy' and should just be getting a job... when every job that gets posted thousands of people apply for it
6 years ago
that is great, but tough love is the best in my book. People deserve some help to get ahead and then they need to go for it themselves
6 years ago
yea... not in my book... in my book everyone should be treated like your neighboor and this world would actually be a better place
6 years ago
you would have to live where I do .... Most people on gov. assistance here are able bodied and just won't work. Why should they .... they are happy to live in their trailer and drain the system.
6 years ago
So in your world everyone would try to make something of themselves and return the favor to others that you did for them. That is not the real world, just something you seen on Disney
6 years ago
generally they dont work because they cant actually get a job... maybe welfare works differnetly there.. but here you have to actively be looking for work or have some sort of 'reason' as to why you cant get a job
6 years ago
Sheesh, they're just putting you on the spot tonight eh dug?
6 years ago
in my world people would be happy to pick up the slack and help out those who are less fortunate and not cry about people who may or may not be 'abusing' the system
people have a really huge issue right now with self entitlement and it has to stop... its really selfish and it doesnt help out the world in one bit... people need to get back to being about the community and helping other people regardless of everything
6 years ago
Here there are family that have been on welfare for generations. They know how to play the system to stay on it. These are the people I have problems with. Professional welfare rampant in these parts.
6 years ago
so what?
is it that big of a deal? go look up how much of your 'tax dollars' goes to social assistance
6 years ago
doesn't matter how much goes.... It is just wrong.
6 years ago
Ok... just for background yak.... what country you from that is so generous?
6 years ago
no.. that attitude you have is wrong.. im sorry im not trying to fight or anything cuz i know im not going to change your mind on this shit... but really... that exact attitude is wrong.. thats what needs to change...
6 years ago
i live in canada
6 years ago
I am there for people who try to help themselves. I am not there for people who just try to game the system
6 years ago
Canada welfare program must be more restricted to people who actually need it. Some others for the US should weigh in on this..... I am not the only one.
6 years ago
in canada you can go on welfare depending on how much your house makes (your household income) then you have to look for a job.. i believe they even try to find jobs for you.. i know they do that in the usa as well.. and yes there are people who lie and cheat the system... but thats not the point
the point is that no matter how many people do that.. things need to be in place for people who arent doing that and really need it... dont you see that?
its like saying ok we have a safety net.... but its only for people who fall.. not for people who jump... just have the fucking safety net
6 years ago
I said I don't have a problem with people getting on welfare. I understand they lost there job, but they need to look for another job. Around here they don't and this is where I have the problem. Jawz knows the type, so does squidley I guarantee it
6 years ago
you seem to generalize way too much and thats the problem...
how much do you pay in taxes a year doug?
6 years ago
Well truthfully the world needs people like you yak... to care for the downtrodden. Also the world needs people like me too, to kick them in the ass and make something of themselves.
6 years ago
why do you feel that you have to 'kick' them? why do you think people should have to feel bad about shit and need spurring on if they dont want it? thats what im not getting...
lets say i was like hey i dont think i should ever work and the government should pay for me... whats wrong with that?
6 years ago
I paid about 4000 last year. Because it too many people have that attitude the system collapses. The system will get drained dry as is here in the US
6 years ago
so you are saying that you paid 4k in taxes because of people on welfare?
6 years ago
$480 went to "welfare"
6 years ago
no not totally but a good chunk of it went towards welfare. If less people were on welfare then I would pay less in taxes and could if I would want to give more money to church or beggars or you name it. Maybe strippers... that sounds more like me
6 years ago
so out of the nearly 400$/m 40ish went to "welfare" tho i believe that is probably actually 'social programs'
6 years ago
so.. basically 1.10$/day went to helping people out... the rest went to.. well.. you prolly know that
6 years ago
I never said I wanted to take it all away.. .... It needs to be there for certain people at time at least. Like single mothers when the man runs off. I get that, but life long able bodied people should not milk the system.
6 years ago
the numbers being given for 2012 are 25% defense, 23% health care, 3% education, 3% transportation, 12% welfare.
6 years ago
so 1% is a good chunk to you?
6 years ago
pensions are actually a big chunk: 22%
6 years ago
oh sorry 12%... that 12% is um.... 'social services'
6 years ago
that includes a lot of other things and also of course.. doesnt add up :(
6 years ago
Hey I am not for shit tons of stuff gov. spends money on. Welfare is just one of them.... Money needs spend I know but only gov. can spend money in debt year after year.
6 years ago
All I'm going to say is welfare is way to easy to cheat, I'm sure you know who I'm talking about yak she's been on welfare for 10 years and not handed out a single resume. They need to crack down on the abusers so there is more money left to help people who need it.
6 years ago
hmm... i ... actually dont know who you are talking about ;/
6 years ago
This thread is a yak pwn.
6 years ago
there is more than enough money left to help people out..
6 years ago
Well she's my meth addicted sister.
6 years ago
Thanks conky.... at least someone gets my side of this somewhat
6 years ago
ohhhh... i didnt know she was on social assistance conky..

that being said we both know she has quite a few 'issues' regardless of 'handing out resumes'.. so im not sure that specific example is that cut and dry in my opinion
6 years ago
have you not watched breaking bad?
its pretty rough
6 years ago
Well yak we just agree to disagree. Just one of the basic differences between Republican and Democrat. It is what it is.
6 years ago
Well here is another example.. she spends every penny of her welfare cheque on drugs.. She even gets fake receipts for rent that the govt pays her for that also goes to drugs.. We tried to tell the govt and they basically told us to mind our own business, she gets free taxi rides, free bus passes, freed food all on the taxpayers..
6 years ago
i dont know the difference between republican and democrats.. we dont have the same politcal parties here.. tho i dont 'belong' to either
6 years ago
when I lived in Australia, the Aborigine locals used to call it "sit down money". True story....
6 years ago
or should i say i dont belong to 'any'
6 years ago
well what do you think they should do for that conky?
how would they crack down on that without basically dehumanizing people
6 years ago
See yak conky speaks of real world stuff... like the stuff that happens all around me every day here. That is what I come out against.
6 years ago
Yaks got a point though there is no real solution... jail, hospital, ect but those are even more expensive..
6 years ago
I didn't read any of that, but I'm guessing dug is being an ignorant shithead again.
6 years ago
neither of you offer any solution... nor does a solution need to be played... those people are the fringe and they are troubled people... conky isnt talking about a person who is mentally well... he is talking about a drug addict
6 years ago
solution is conky give the welfare person a deadline that on example July 1st 2013 they are getting cut. Watch them get a job then.
6 years ago
its much better to try to offer those people help if they come for it... through family (which conky knows all to much about) or through other means of outreach... basically cutting them off of assistance tho isnt going to make them better themselves.. it will just make it worse for them.. and probably everyone involved in their lives
6 years ago
illegal drug.... "illegal".... so what is wrong with consequences these days anyhow
6 years ago
watch them kill someone... watch them rob someone... watch them kill themselves... doug either you dont understand that there are people with severe problems or you just havent actually been 'down' before
6 years ago
yeah urkelbot... I think people should have to work for money. I know that sounds crazy, but you know me.
6 years ago
you are hiding behind what is considered a controlled substance and what isnt now? 60 years ago you couldnt drink without being thrown in prison.. horrible attempt at trying to make an arguement
6 years ago
You are right I have not been "down" and never hope to. But you can't just let it go on forever. That is not helping them it is just ignoring them
6 years ago
I can't help but read dug's comments using his gay redneck lisp.
6 years ago
lol it always makes me laugh the way Americans talk about republicans and democrats...its like they view each other as 2 different races.

Damn look at this guy driving this overpoluting truck, fucking republicans!

Just sayin....
* Barret moves along *
6 years ago
no... ignoring them is what you propose dug :P
like ive said before.. .there arent enough jobs for all the people.. even if they all wanted to work
6 years ago
thrown in prison ???? ... you mean people acutally went to jail for doing something wrong... like fraud of government programs or substance abuse ?
6 years ago
barret yea... ive noticed that... we don't get that so much here.. but its weird to me.. cuz in my view no one political party does what i agree with..
6 years ago
plenty of jobs around here not filled.... just people too lazy to work... they have meth to do and some pot to smoke.
6 years ago
yea... prison ... cuz thats free for the tax payers
6 years ago
more prejudice statements doug....
6 years ago
you gotta really check yourself
6 years ago
no... but that gets the druggies off of drugs .... gives them a chance of quitting
6 years ago
No it doesn't.
6 years ago
prejudice.... lol... ok
6 years ago
You are oversimplifying it dug, there really is no solution unless we turn into some 3rd world country. Being a first world country means that we do help the less fortunate. I just wish it was a little harder to get on, and a little harder to abuse so easily...

* conky ambles off now. *
6 years ago
we help too much here in the US.
6 years ago
trust me... even though im saying that i think we should have things in place to help everyone.. i dont think that its *GOOD* that people abuse it.. im just saying id rather have something in place for *EVERYONE* even though some (small amount) will take advantage of it
6 years ago
sorry for the late reply... i went down to the free beer store to get some beer... i had a few beer tickets saved up from last week
6 years ago
I feel ya yak... but no good deed goes unpunished
6 years ago
why do you see helping people out as punishment....
6 years ago
free beer.... now that sounds like some welfare I am interested in
6 years ago
so i guess you hate socialism huh?
6 years ago
well I have less money because someone takes it to give to someone else
6 years ago
yeah... pretty much yak...
6 years ago
so you think that you (and everyone else in america) could better spend your tax dollars i guess?
as a collective?
6 years ago
cuz from what im seeing... i would strongly disagree.. it seems like way too much self interest is playing in your money that you feel entitled to from working
6 years ago
Well the current system is not working. 16 trillion in debt. Can't give away free shit anymore or America might go under like Greece
6 years ago
i mean i doubt you as a community (note root word commune) could decide what would happen for all of you and what would be best in a large scale
6 years ago
greeces problem doesnt come from its welfare system it comes from its banks and capitalism... actually
6 years ago
just like your current financial problems
6 years ago
fair arguments on both sides. Ideally, welfare is a very good system that I approve of in theory, but in practice, I've seen members of my family benefit hugely from it for their own bad faults and live comfortably. When I needed help from the system, I discovered I was of no importance to it and got little to no help and I struggled. Why should I contribute to something that would not benefit me if I needed help from it?
6 years ago
yet capitalism by definition should survive or die on its own...
6 years ago
I worked my ass off over the past 20 years to pay my house off. I did without alot of things so I could pay extra for my home. I have never owned a new car. I worked to get ahead and I think I finally have. So what is the problem with wanting to keep some of what I have earned now ?
6 years ago
mako you needed welfare or was it something else? i couldnt agree more with you tho.. it should be easier and more transparent.. in canada from what ive seen its pretty transparent.. there are pretty fixed 'criteria' though im sure they can make special cases (as they did with my friend with ms.. )
6 years ago
are you not keeping it? i dont get it.. do you feel that someone is trying to take that away from you?
would it be better if you just made less money and paid no taxes and all the money that wasnt paid to you was paid to the government? would that make you feel better if it was more hidden?
6 years ago
crouching appropriation, hidden deduction
6 years ago
good point yak, but giving is not the problem. Abuse is running wild here, I am telling you. Might take a bunch of pics of homes around here maybe that will clear some things up for you doubters
6 years ago
quit being a greedy faggot dug
6 years ago
i dont make much money but i will gladly help my fellow man
6 years ago
If the abuse would be trimmed down there would be more money to go around for the people that truly need it. Nothing wrong with booting people out who don't need the assistance. Just like catching tax cheats or bank robbers. Play by the rules and everyone wins.
6 years ago
Well I'm pretty much homeless. I dont expect to be given a house, but people I know have been given them for basically making bad choices in their life, or making those choices so that they can benefit from the system. I've had to loan money to house myself, but when that runs out, I'm out on my arse again, and in debt
6 years ago
i miss puppynuts :(
6 years ago
I do help my fellow man.... if I didn't I would quit my job and be a drain on society like the people I am complaining about
6 years ago
i think that any pictures you take might actually solidify what im saying honestly....
you haven't ever experienced the bottom of living... so its really hard for you to relate to that i think.. and its understandable... but i have known a lot of people who have been those people who you are making fun of now... and some of them picked themselves up (who i didnt know if they would or not) and some of them didnt.. but you have to understand that its not really just a matter of them being 'lazy' or whatever.. its a lot of factors that play into it... *most* people want to better themselves... even the people you call lazy
thats a fact
and something you should remember
sometimes its just not that easy to pull yourself off of the floor after its been down there so long
6 years ago
See people like makodragon deserve the help but don't get it because some meth head it taking help he should be getting
6 years ago
dug,are you one of those people that sees a homeless man asking for money and is like "fuck them"?
or do you give them a dollar or two?
6 years ago
I like turtles.
6 years ago
I give them money... always have. At least this way I get to choose who I give money to. Better than the gov. doing it for me
6 years ago
well i guess youre not as much a dick a youre making yourself out to be then
6 years ago
Hell I still pic up hitch hikers.... except for the scary looking ones lol
6 years ago
in .. well.. in windsor... people dont just beg for money
in windsor its signs of well... id say hundreds of people even in the dead of winter with signs 'cant find a job.. will work for food'
6 years ago
and if seeing a guy who is like 40 or 50 dressed half way decent doesnt depress you.. i dont know what will
6 years ago
And those hitchhikers are never seen again.
6 years ago
i meant seeing guys who are 40 or 50 who have a sign that says 'cant find a job.. will work for food'... not just seeing someone who is 40 or 50...
tho that is depressing too :P
6 years ago
I dress like a scumbag so bums don't bother asking for change.
6 years ago
They sometimes give me money.
6 years ago
I've seen people with those signs. Gave one money once and pulled into a local McDonald's. When I came out I saw him get into his '08 Chrysler Sebring. I'm just gonna let natural selection pick these people off.
6 years ago
i went to macs the other night at like 11pm... and people across the street were talking and i just thought 'oh great something is going to happen'
i go to macs.. get my pop and start walking back.. sure enough
'hey man!'
'hey guy!'
'guy hey!'
uh.. what?
'can i bum a smoke?'
uh... sorry i dont smoke...
'its cool'
i just fucking knew it tho ;/
6 years ago
is MS an autonomous collective?
6 years ago
I don't think we should pay any income tax at all it is unconstitutional. I also think all federal government assistance should be done away with. The lazy, weak and poor should be taken care of in giant pit fires or fed to wolves.
6 years ago
what about the disabled, sir?
6 years ago
Watch out that kind of talk is racist around these parts......
6 years ago
damnit possum.... last comment of mine pointed at sith....sarcastically of course
6 years ago
no really.. what about someone who was disabled
6 years ago
doug the only reason i said anything about racism is because how you were talking... and you were being racist... please reread what youve said... so you can see how you have made racist comments... even if its unintentionally

other than that i guess lets talk more
6 years ago
this is/was actually a pretty decent point-counterpoint thread by folks who have very different worldviews....

* possum getsmore wasted *

6 years ago
it just seems to me like dug is one of those people who are on one extreme side of the fence and nothing could ever sway him,no matter how many facts you throw at him
6 years ago
and yak isnt?
6 years ago
Dug is the most non-racist racist I've ever encountered.
6 years ago
* possum scamperoodles *
6 years ago
I question your facts just as I question urkelbots racist claims
6 years ago
i question you and puppynuts relationship
but i dont judge it
6 years ago
honestly i cant be swayed
so you make a valid point possum :p
like ive said i have my views and i doubt i will eve change anyone elses
doug isnt racist most of the time.. but he is prejudice
6 years ago
unfortunately.. that satement makes me kinda prejudice :P
6 years ago
haha
6 years ago
I don't like white people either.... if that matters
6 years ago
please point out where I was racist yak... I looked I don't see shit
6 years ago
doug prejudism and racism go hand in hand.. so a lot of the things that you said that were prejudice likely can be construed as racist as well unfortunately.. thats kinda what i meant
6 years ago
i think dug is more culturalist than racist per se
6 years ago
What's up with the zombie bitch below Jenbirdy? Jeeesus christ.
6 years ago
Urkel.... that was funny.... and if anyone else would have posted that it would have been just fine. I am just held to a different standard being the resident redneck of mucho
6 years ago
It really wasn't that funny.
6 years ago
annnd i'm outta this thread before fucking hogmaster or BMH shows up
6 years ago
you dont get it doug... what does that picture have to with you being a 'redneck'
actually... what do you think a redneck is
6 years ago
The thing about welfare that chaps my ass is the politicians taking that money, essentially at gun point, to distribute as they see fit. In doing so they infer that they know better what to do with my money than I do. Then they play up the "charitability" angle, while essentially buying votes with someone else's money.

Dug makes valid points..
6 years ago
*punky
6 years ago
This on the other hand was funny... http://muchosucko.com/105932/Is-this-racist
6 years ago
Ok... I have heard definition of redneck before and it would be impossible for me to be one... lets just call me a hick from here on out.
6 years ago
Yeah right urkel.... I post that and everyones gets their panties in a bunch
6 years ago
Don't see ANY racism in any of these comments...
6 years ago
*roland
6 years ago
dug im white and im from the south and i just posted a vid of "black kids getting hurt"
6 years ago
Thank you roland..... I have been falsely accused as normal
6 years ago
high five jrob.... but I am from the north which would make me a racist.... plus I talk funny
6 years ago
got a great video for the Gay-Off on its way :)
6 years ago
i do too :(
6 years ago
fuck, you're not from the north, dug
6 years ago
Ohio.... wtf hell yes.... Yankee-ville
6 years ago
pshaw
6 years ago
nobody living south of I-80 can claim being from the north
6 years ago
pothum you thily thathage
6 years ago
shit.... ok... if that is the standard. What about being in a state east of the mississippi that is not florida that Obama won..... does that count ?
6 years ago
racist comment ^
6 years ago
if you didnt vote obama.. you are pretty much a racist...or completely clewless of the electoral system
fact
6 years ago
ohw wow
6 years ago
ok... now I am a clueless racist.... fine then
6 years ago
well its a fact :(
6 years ago
Didn't vote Obama because 16 Trillion in debt is far enough for me.
6 years ago
yep,racist
6 years ago
yet you voted for bush that put you into that 16 trillion dollar debt?
6 years ago
<wasnt allowed to vote
6 years ago
<wasnt either
wouldnt have anyway
YOLO
6 years ago
yeah blame bush.... you guys will blame bush once this 4 year obama term puts us at 20 Trillion
6 years ago
i asked a question i expect an answer
6 years ago
could you stop it with the racial slurs dug?
its making me uncomfortable
6 years ago
watch my supergay new sub.... it will make everyone feel better
6 years ago
im just curious as to who brought you to this problem.. and obviously anyone who voted for bush did
since this is all carryover
6 years ago
<was an actual card-carrying Libertarian back in the days when he could vote
6 years ago
absolutely I voted for Bush ... Both elections.... and his dad and dole, and romney, and mccain
6 years ago
^hipster
6 years ago
bob dole
6 years ago
Hiring people sucks, tons of people just want a check and to do nothing, learn nothing, and just collect a check. The other day I dropped a work vehicle off at the body shop. Help wanted sign in the window.. Tim tells me nobody has any motivation or wants to learn/work. Go eat tacos for lunch, help wanted, Mexican guy there tells me they can't find help, no applicants. Later that day I'm leaving a shopping center parking lot and there are three early twenties able bodied white kids with dreads and a sign basically saying "we need free money to continue our vacation".

I told them to get a fucking job.

Welfare, pop culture, and horrible parenting are creating a goddamn zombie horde of idiots who expect everything for free. When the money runs out we're all gonna be fucked.
6 years ago
so please
tell me why you would want to destroy america by voting bush?
cuz as a canadian .. i dont get why you would wan to *literally* destroy your country..
6 years ago
Uhhhh anyone got the cliff-notes on this fucking mess?
6 years ago
eat tacos
6 years ago
P.S. Yak, fuck off with that trite-ass racism cry.

Seriously.
6 years ago
yaks a commie
dugs a nazi

/thread
6 years ago
Excellent comment possum
6 years ago
My pussy smells like roses bitch
6 years ago
For what its worth, i live less than a mile *north* of I-80
6 years ago
one of us!
6 years ago
James T is a closet rebel racist
6 years ago
border jumper to avoid prosecution
6 years ago
As an aside... Dug, why and how long did it take you to memorize that weed song, and where is it from?
6 years ago
It was on the funny 5 radio show that played funny shit like Weird Al etc.... back in the 80's when I was in high school and recorded it and learned it then.
6 years ago
lol - i used to get hyperstoned right before the Funny Five -
6 years ago
roland... here it is ... the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVfE_-ZJAxc
6 years ago
* Rolandofgilead passes out colostomy bags and dentucreme. *
6 years ago
where in the fuck are my depends.....
* DangerousDug taps foot and wet farts my pants *
6 years ago
No idea that was Shel Silverstien.....
6 years ago
rolypoly fish heads
6 years ago
When you were listening to that I was reading Where the Sidewalk Ends...
6 years ago
* smerf is not reading all that shit, but will supply a story of his own. *


Had a patient and his wife who were both on state medicaide, jobless and were selling their possessions to make rent and were moving into his brother's shed to live.

The aide at work point out "Hey, Sears is hiring less than a mile from where you live" and the wife said "Oh, I don't want to work at Sears."

Fucking people.
6 years ago
Never read that book.... I am sure of it....... absolutely positive actually.
6 years ago
Have you read any book besides the bible? I bet you worship George Bush too.
6 years ago
Exactly the crowd I have a problem with smerf.
6 years ago
Me and George are "butt buddies".... shhhhhh it is a secret
6 years ago
oster...
6 years ago
I say fuck it, let them live in his brother's shed.
6 years ago
and to answer your question no I have not read any books
6 years ago
lol. that made me laugh.
6 years ago
Dug: it shows.
6 years ago
Dug, same dude. He wrote killer kids poetry.

Who can ride a toucan? You can!

There's one about Sarah Stout that's good and one about a python I like.

RIF!
6 years ago
I didn't listen to the you tube version but I think I recited it pretty damn accurately in my post.
6 years ago
Dug what do you think would happen faster.

me raping your daughter or you finding out.
6 years ago
Me shooting you in the back of the head probably
6 years ago
interesting
6 years ago
And what kind of question is that anyhow oster ??
6 years ago
My mom works at a State sponsored rehab place and the average cost per resident per day is $300.00. Most are court ordered to be there as an alternative to jail.

People get pissed when they're asked to pay $10 or so a day out of pocket because they HAVE to be there as opposed to jail which is "free"....

Smerf's onto something. I could go on all day...
6 years ago
* DangerousDug shakes head *
6 years ago
verdict: dug is a passable stand-in for Tool
6 years ago
Nah... Tool has personality.
6 years ago
:/ not a compliment I don't suppose
6 years ago
I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE NIPPLE
6 years ago
I had another patient, claimed to be ex-military etc etc... Got evicted from his place and was sleeping in the bushes outside a library. Last I saw of his, he said he'd been contacted by a militia group in Montana to teach them about explosives.
6 years ago
Western nations need to be more right wing. Not far right, ethnic cleansingly, night curfew snipers at city limits, but no more of this liberal bullshit that just rewards people for being stupid entitled layabouts.
6 years ago
amen brother makodragon
6 years ago
Just pointing out... Abe Lincoln was a republican.
6 years ago
What did Abe Lincoln say when he woke up after a 3 day drunk ??
6 years ago
I freed who ?? ;p
6 years ago
* possum invests in underground missle-silo housing, and ducks and covers *
6 years ago
A Brit male with some nuts?

Now there's something new..
6 years ago
Check.

White whale and bigfoot are next.
6 years ago
I work in pharmaceutical sales.
MA patients who receive medications which easily exceed $1k monthly will bitch about their $1 or $3 copays. Yes, the rest is payed by you.

dug kills himself.
6 years ago
* DangerousDug digs for some nice hollow point ammo to make sure gun kills in one shot *
6 years ago
* possum sells tinfoilhat stock *
6 years ago
dug misses on every shot.
6 years ago
Atleast one of them looks dead
6 years ago
fffffffffkn hell hahahahahahaa
6 years ago
How did you get pictures from the future?
6 years ago
i keep loling at the stan one :(
6 years ago
Stan looks wasted.....
6 years ago
This is excellent. Great work, Barret.
6 years ago
The poodle is so funny. I hate poodles.
6 years ago
Punky, you filthy fucking shit-licker. Your 'talent' means fuck all to us you skunks cunt.Your dumb-fuck feminine mind cannot even grasp that when people demonstrate their talent, they tend to apply to mucho content or users in some way you simple fucking 'lets-bang-some-objects-together-and-call-it-talent', smarmy-faced, self important, coat-tail riding, big-talking, tiny-cocked, twat of a cunt flap.
6 years ago
Hi, Jrob. Nice copy n paste-sleeper hold. :)
6 years ago
Punky, you filthy fucking shit-licker. Your 'talent' means fuck all to us you skunks cunt.Your dumb-fuck feminine mind cannot even grasp that when people demonstrate their talent, they tend to apply to mucho content or users in some way you simple fucking 'lets-bang-some-objects-together-and-call-it-talent', smarmy-faced, self important, coat-tail riding, big-talking, tiny-cocked, twat of a cunt flap.
6 years ago
yikes at possum
6 years ago
* KillRoy drops jaw at possum *
6 years ago
*boxers
6 years ago
now put it in your mouth old man
6 years ago
HEYOOOOO
6 years ago
what a buncha stupid potheads.
1 year ago
good job Barret,you fat, ugly,faggot.but really this is hilarious.
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
Age 20 to 26. she end up looking like mischa barton. guess it works for some people.
6 years ago
Holy shit.. I am just now seeing this.. and Barret, Im glad my face fucks up your computer..
6 years ago
Age 34?
5 years ago
fucking freaks
3 years ago
Other drugs do just as bad. PCP rots your teeth out too.
3 years ago
Cocodrile its worse.... Mucho worse....
3 years ago
STAN WINS!!!!
1 year ago
Fuck off
1 year ago
recover password
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