points: 2

hey ladies, come and get it

this guy has it all, smarts, looks, quick wit, nonretarded facial expression, u name it, he's got it. and he didn't look b4 crosing the street. total badass.

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by mlane120

submitted March 1st 2006

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This guy is a member of my church...don't make fun of him.
12 years ago
Another Kerry supporter speaks.
12 years ago
damn i hope he is acting... his super power would be the key to the city the city of my town
12 years ago
Looks like they have cue cards full of random sentences and descritions for him to read off of.

She should have.... ahh... nice legs... and ahh... good hair and dress well... and good fitness, yeah that's a good one.
12 years ago
Huh craziest thing was running across the street.. without lookin.. huh uuhh.
12 years ago
i am sofa king we todd ed!
12 years ago
http://www.hurrydate.com/index.cfm?fuseAction=frontSearch.searchResults&kbid=1600

Go for it ladies
12 years ago
Anybody remember "Lowered Expectations" from MAD-TV??
12 years ago
HAWT
12 years ago
He doesn't appear to make fun of anyone else, so why the fuck do you dickheads have to make fun of him? Oh that's right, you guys have low self esteems and a negative sense of security in your lives.... my bad.
12 years ago
I appears that something terrible happend when he ran into the street.
12 years ago
IamTheGreatest: Shut your fucking trap, you goddamn piece of shit. The guy is a lonely fucking retard exposing his mental incapacity on a dating website. What's NOT funny about that?

It's a cruel world and I enjoy seeing it happen to others.

It's likely you feel for him, because you too are ineffective with women and fear you will never get laid because of some wierd birth defect.

So go cry harder, faggot.
12 years ago
you will make the lady laugh alright, what a virgin.
12 years ago
TheSultrySalesman, heard of a thing called Karma? you soon will.
12 years ago
lol, TSS, all I gotta say is, wow... You have once and for all proven your incompetence as a human. I feel for you man. By the way, you have a wonderful choice of vocabulary there, did you really think all that was going to hurt me? :-) Better luck next time.
12 years ago
Oh, and in my initial comment, I mentioned the low self esteem and negative sense of security, that definitely best describes TSS.
12 years ago
I dont mind making fun of people who get hurt because their just being fags, but making fun of retarded people who dont really have it coming is going a bit far. I am a horrible person, but making fun of retarded people seems wrong to me.
12 years ago
That's the majority of people here exempt from being insulted.
12 years ago
Let's take a look at this cat and his reasons for acting a bit odd:
Either-
A) He's getting a blowjob during the interview
or
B) He's gone through a LOT of shock treatment therapy.

By the way...who the fuck goes camping?
It's like...Derr! I got m'tent!
Derr! I'm gonna sleep outside.
Fuck that!
12 years ago
There are so many good quotes from this guy. That was awesome! "The most wonderful thing about me....I'm semsintive." PRICELESS!
12 years ago
@IamTheGayest: I can hardly believe someone who truly cares about others and rejects the notion of picking on lesser ones would proclaim to be "TheGreatest". Such a self exalting screen name betrays your supposed concern about this guy and other retards. Besides, he can take a little ribbing. Didn't you see how much attention he got in the first clip when he scored all those points in the basketball game?
12 years ago
Was he dropped on his head as a child? If not, keep him from the gene pool.
12 years ago
that's you isn't it, iamthegreatest? we take the piss because we can. that's what the whole fucking website's for. you trying to say you don't do the same?
12 years ago
I don't even know where to begin or what to say.............. there have been some great vids on here today.......... got anymore?
12 years ago
@listentoclutch, your basketball comment was pretty damn funny... you're alright... i dont care what everybody says about you when you're not around


i dont think he's retarded... he's just not the sharpest tool in the shed
12 years ago
Let me just say this... Most of the videos made are made for a purpose, right? Are you guy's trying to say that every video, regardless the content, has to be rediculed on this website? Can't you find some pation in your tiny little hearts to feel sorry for this guy, rather than make fun of him? I realise you guy's like to bash on everything pretty much, I know it relieves some of the *mental* pressure built up throughout your daily lives. But, this guy is just trying to get some poontang, and he's gotta be bashed for it? I admit, it was kind of funny, but I would like to keep the evil thoughts that are starting to brew up after watching it, inside. As for my screenname, there is a fine line between the screennames I chose and what I'm really like in life... The screenname was just to detour my real self, I am not at all a great person. :)
12 years ago
Thank you. Finally some recognition around here.
12 years ago
Haha, a mentally chalanged guy(or is it?) got ppl arguein:P,, classic in my country.
12 years ago
This dumb motherfucker ain't even gonna get a mercyfuck; maybe if you paid the bitch.............. he would have better luck taking pointers from iloseatlife.
12 years ago
IamtheGreatest, people here ridicule every video because they are trying to detour their real selves... and you spelled ridicule wrong... you also spelled passion wrong... and realize too...


see me ridiculing you is me trying to detour myself from my real self and vent out anger that has been accumulating in my daily life...
12 years ago
You do realize this guy will eventually find some woman just as dumb as he is, and they'll make a lovely couple. It's usually the smart, but quirky, people (like myself) who have the worst luck finding a mate.....
12 years ago
They will probably breed over and over and over.............
12 years ago
FUN- they will have to if the Democrats want a fighting chance in 2024.
12 years ago
yeah, imagine a retard daring to have a chance at happiness. accordin to some on here, u have to be 'normal' or ur not entitled to a good life. whateva..........
12 years ago
What show is that from?
12 years ago
I would sound like that too if I was trying to answer questions while repeating to myself "don't say boobies, don't say boobies..." He seems smart to me. A) he recognizes his problem with streets and chooses to avoid them by going out into the wilderness. B) he succeeded in not saying 'boobies', and C) he knew that he'd have a better shot online than in real life. There's only one reason why this guy is dumb, and that is the fact that it would be bloody IMPOSSIBLE to keep candles going at the beach...bring your coleman lantern buddy, it makes the panties drop.

also I would like to add that I think that there is someone for everyone, there's a very special woman out there with hair, eyes and even legs that would be crazy about this hot piece of ass....

...boobies
12 years ago
monkeyfuck, Funtime, ironically your intelligence infomation is wrong. In 2004, the top 15 states relative to IQ voted Kerry. The bottom 26 states voted for W. http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm

I think old sparky there is on your team.
12 years ago
Red23: Take that karma shit elsewhere. If you truly believe in it, you are an idiot. Do you honestly believe people always get their comeuppance? It's just as stupid as believing in religion. We're no different that the lowliest of creatures, from a single cell organism to the greatest of animals. We are born, we live, and we die. There is no cosmic being of the universe, there is no ultimate revenge such as karma, there is only life and death.

So YES, I will laugh my ass off at this lonely human being who struggles to get a bitch. I will laugh thinking of all the other lonely women watching his video who are laughing at him. I will laugh to my heart's content, because it's FUCKING FUNNY.

IamtheGreatest: How did I show my incompetence exactly? It's fucking hilarious. You admitted yourself it's humorous, and many people are here laughing at him.

Am I incompetent because I used vulgar language? So-fucking-what. Take your bleeding heart elsewhere, faggot. This site is obviously not about feeling sorry for the victims in the video, merely to gawk and laugh at them. If you feel sorry for them, you are in the wrong place. Ebaums might take you.
12 years ago
deGus- I would say your chart (at chrisevans3d) was informative but it wan't. Take a look at the chart on http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp underneath the "FALSE" header. Look familiar?

In the future, if you are going to propose a known hoax as "truth" you may want to trouble yourself to backstop it with a reliable source or at least a source that has not been shown to be a hoax.

I hope you can at least appreciate the irony of your trying to show how smart you are but only succeeding to demonstrate how stupid (or mentally lazy) you are.

Thanks for trying, though. Regardless of how farcical they were, your efforts are appreciated.
12 years ago
deGus- you also might want to read the small print on the site you referenced. Especially the part at the bottom that says:
"As a regular reader of the "Economist" I can confirm that this table (for the 2000 election) was indeed published in the 'Economist". However, a few issues later on, the 'Economist' published a retraction, saying the data was unable to be verified and possibly a hoax."

Next time do something original like "most of the states with "duh" in their name support Bush. States like Flori-duh, the Duh-kotas, and Neva-duh." At least than I could give you points for originality. then again, that would require you to put forth some effort when you would rather have the government hand it to you.
12 years ago
deGustibus:
monkeyfuck just fucked you up and raped your mom.
12 years ago
God's got a sense of humor, so i bet this dude has a huge wang.
12 years ago
Still here, de?
12 years ago
hahahaha poor guy, I laughed a lot at "The most wonderful thing about me; I'm warm and semsinevszz"
12 years ago
my favorite lines were..."my dream date is a romantic dream date" and "the most craziest thing i have ever done is i ran across the street and never looked" but you gotta give the guy props for pouring his heart out.
12 years ago
he's pretty superficial for a retard.
12 years ago
lol@ irate pirate.
12 years ago
I think he got knocked down he seems slightly brain damaged. Still lmao "boobies".
12 years ago
Kinda funny that a guy like him is searching for a model, but she should love him for his personality... well... GET SOME MONEY! Than, its no problem.
12 years ago
TheSultrySalesman: think what you want, cunt-face.
12 years ago
y'all a bunch of 12 yr. old fucktards.
12 years ago
well, i can't speak for the rest of these so-called "fucktards", but i'm way past 12. i wish i wasn't but them's the breaks. how old are you tboner? 13? you wanker
12 years ago
what is the world coming to when someone can take patently false information and pawn it off as truth to make their point?

Would i get originality points then? alas no, that's been done before too.

12 years ago
deG- So, are upset that I called your bull shit or are you thinking you should have gotten away with it because Billy Clit was able to dodge not just the draft but impeachment as well when he lied about the hummer from the bovine humidor Lewinsky? Try to be a man about it and admit that you erred, deG. Don't pull the liberal "Abracadabra my blame is gone!" routine. Come out and admit that you didn't really research anything and your attempt to correct me was as successful as trying to blow a fart up a walrus' ass. I called your bluff and now you are going to hide behind "someone can do it why not me"?? What next, little boy, are you going to get me at the playground during recess?

Please, grow a pair, son, and tend to them so they don't wilt on the vine like your original testicles apparently have. Feed them daily by taking responsibility for your actions and standing up for the right thing instead of the easy thing. Your testicles can be your best friend if you treat them well, deG. Be nice to them, give them a chance to stretch by being brave and fighting for what is right and not what is spoon-fed to you under the liberal guise of "truth." Be brave enough to think on your own, do some reading and form your own, educated and thought out opinion. Stand on your own two feet instead of swinging from your umbilical chord.

Stun me, deG, admit you had no idea of what you were saying earlier and recognize that you took the lazy, dumb ass way out by trying to hide behind a "someone else gets away with it so I can do" defense. It didn't work in elementary school when the candy was missing and it isn't going to work in the big world when your integrity and honesty are missing as well. I know you fucked up, the one or two people reading this know you fucked up, and YOU know you fucked up.

Is it not yet time to be truthful to yourself? Or will you wait until you have to resort to pharmaceuticals to balance out your skewed view of life with reality? Which will it be, deG? Will you be a truthful man with strength and inegrity or will you continue to hide behind the monkeybars on the playground of life?
12 years ago
Well, tboner and UnclePepper, monkeyfuck is also well beyond 12 years old, but he likes to pose as a 13-year-old. Don't ask me why.

As far as the IQ vs. vote chart: The Economist did say it was a hoax, but they also posted this at the same time as the retraction:

http://www.economist.com/images/20040522/CUS866.gif

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I see that monkeyfuck rages on... Are your meds not cutting it for you, or what?
12 years ago
I can almost HEAR monkeyfuck beating the shit out of his keyboard in his haste to post a vengeful reply to me... I imagine the adrenaline... What's your heart rate, something like 130? What names will you call me this time? Will you break the mold and use a creative spelling of "dumbass", as above, or will you go for true originality?

Oh come on, monkeyfuck, show us how stable and reasonable you are... I hate waiting...

Look dude--may I call you dude?--I'll go out on a limb for you. Obviously you're one seriously hateful, negative dude. I'm here for you. I'll extend an open invitation for a free hug. Take it or leave it.
12 years ago
OK, I'm about to give up waiting. It's too heart-wrenching. Monkeyfuck, I'm really disappointed. I mean, I know you probably had to go to the other room to scream at the kids, maybe hit the wife (that bitch is always out of line), but geez...

Anyway, monkeyfuck, is this a good one? I've been using the same one for over seven years, and need a new one:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16823128028

I figure you'd know, since you go through probably ten or twelve keyboards a year. What do you think about the name? It's kind of goofy... "Zippy". WTF is that bull shit about? (See, I'm using your "alternate spelling".)
12 years ago
I wasn't going to post again, but this is just too incredible a coincidence! I started using last.fm the other day, and this song just came on, as I submitted the post above:

"You Need A Hug"
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/ataris/9945.html

It's as if it was written for you! The title, the lyrics... It's still playing and I'm just laughing my ass off. Well anyway, give my regards to the wife, tell her to wear sunglasses for awhile.
12 years ago
fACT: mOST oF tHE pOSTERS hERE rESEMBLE tHIS gUY.
12 years ago
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