points: 45

White man rap

Would you believe I am sober.

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by oster

submitted December 5th 2012

164 comments
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Leave rap to the "black folk"
5 years ago
That's racist. White people can rap too. Eminem And the Beastie Boys. And now Oster lol.
5 years ago
I tried damn it.
5 years ago
None of which did very well either..... don't forget Vannila Ice .... Not that I like any rap. Blacks don't play hockey and sing country so the whites should stay the fuck out of rap
5 years ago
To much PBR?
5 years ago
charley pride is very disappointed in dug atm
5 years ago
I was disappointed in him too..... Charley Pride the country sacrificial negro.
5 years ago
black people sing country AND play hockey wtf.
5 years ago
at the same damn time too!
5 years ago
Tons of black in hockey and country... bullshit..... almost as many as are in nascar
5 years ago
lol You dumb redneck dug. Black people do play hockey and i dont really listen to country music. But a friend of mines told me that one of his favorite country singers is a black man. Soooooo...... plus vanilla ice sucks donkey dick.
5 years ago
I know... whites don't rap for shit. And your point is ?
5 years ago
that Hootie guy is pretty good...
5 years ago
I am sure some blacks do lots of shit.... but very damn few play hockey, sing country and drive for Nascar.
5 years ago
My point is white, Hispanic even Asians can rap.
5 years ago
Great and blacks can play golf... no shit... they probably gonna suck at it but go for it
5 years ago
norwegians and danes should quit trying though
5 years ago
Tiger woods sucks right dug lol.
5 years ago
Here comes.... yeah what about Tiger Woods -_-
5 years ago
see ^
5 years ago
methinks dug should chill for a bitsy
5 years ago
1 black golfer out of 10000 and blacks are all over the courses... stfu
5 years ago
more then one black golfer dumb ass. that is the only one you know. how bout instead of coming up with bullshit to say about a race. you learn a little more about that race.
5 years ago
* possum fucks this shit and cues up Odelay *
5 years ago
you're right guys... blacks are just as good as whites in golf, nascar, hockey and country music. Just like whites are equally as good in rap, basketball, and pimpin' hoes
5 years ago
White folks are. Hugh Hefner is the biggest pimp in the world. And he is white.
5 years ago
anyway - this was just as lame (and funny) as TD and Jawz trying to rap

* possum out *
5 years ago
to be fair you just named 3 things that up until like 10 years ago (and still in most of your backwards country) if a black person was doing them they would have been hung or burned on a cross........
5 years ago
10 years.... yeah... OK
5 years ago
It's true, whites, blacks, mexicans and asians it doesn't matter what ethnic group you are. It's all about if you have talent in it.

You saying "leave the rapping to black folk" is some ignorant sit dug thats all. Blacks actually pioneered rock and roll and whites followed in its footseps. So what are you going to say about that?

5 years ago
Still today they get fucked with for trying something different.
5 years ago
The night of the 2002 lynchings ... wtf
5 years ago
nice one yak
5 years ago
guess you dont watch the news dug
or have internet access in which to access the news
5 years ago
I say go for it... you will probably fail but have at it... it's a free country.... or it was a few years back up until about 10 years ago when all the lynchings stopped.... right yak
5 years ago
* possum replaces "black" with "first nation" in all the above comments and laffs *
5 years ago
guess not.... because there is no doubt a black man gets lynched they would cover that up over here in the racist USA
5 years ago
dug - i was just starting to Hate You A Little Less...give it up
5 years ago
I am done, possum...... need my zzzz's anyhow... Hate is an awfully strong word ain't it possum ?
5 years ago
The south this and the south that bleh bleh bleh. We already know what those fuck tards are capable of. Nothin new and it's no surprise a biased gentleman like you would talk like this. It's all for educational purposes. Now just go ahead and let that white power out on me and thatdude "DONT CORRACT ME NAGGER! WHITE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" or that bullshit.
5 years ago
;]
5 years ago
Ummmm....ok Oster nice job by the way.
5 years ago
wtf are you talking about jawz.... i didn't say one racist thing.... but you take it that way
5 years ago
naw i dont hate - unless your name starts with blackl, or titty tw, or chriss, or punky
5 years ago
i was serious about the beck thing...woo, Devil's Haircut!
5 years ago
I know...I try to be mean but i just can't *sigh
5 years ago
The only reason you won ThatDude is because you got some pics off of jen for it. Sooooooooo..................that's kind of a handicapped stipulation.
5 years ago
ok.... cool.... thought you were butthurt thinking I was some big racist mofo, which is not the case at all
5 years ago
then dont mention race... its pretty simple ;/
5 years ago
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* possum puts on his Asspants and wiggles *
5 years ago
* DangerousDug rolls eyes at sensitive feelings lurking around in Mucho *
5 years ago
* DangerousDug joins hand with everyone and sings Ebony and Ivory before bed *
5 years ago
you are the one who got bent out of shape when i just stated the reason why there aren't more black people doing the things you listed.......
5 years ago
* possum shoves a hockey puck up dug's ass a grins *
5 years ago
dammit
5 years ago
as for hockey... well.. we all know that black people are afraid of ice
5 years ago
that woulda been great w/o the typo i bet
5 years ago
no... we just lynch them for getting on it. Over here in the racist USA
5 years ago
And swimming.
5 years ago
exactly jawz
5 years ago
and also bats
5 years ago
^which i still dont quite get
5 years ago
What's not to get?
They're flying mice.
5 years ago
"bats aint no joke!"

^still one of my fav lines from my Little Vacation
5 years ago
Jeez dug, you say some stupid shit sometimes. You're right about the sensitive flowers though
5 years ago
There's a lot of oestrogen in this thread
5 years ago
28 black players out of 690 total for the nhl
5 years ago
Thank you tri_wiallik.
5 years ago
yak is right, slavery ended in 2003. look it up on the internet, dumbasses. also there are at least 2 black people playing hockey. they're not very good, but they certainly try.

eminem is hands down the greatest rapper of all time, but that's not saying much.
5 years ago
No, no...I never believe you're sober.
5 years ago
lol FLASHBACKS
5 years ago
well...the texans part was okay
5 years ago
i just kept getting distracted by your ostereyes though tbh
5 years ago
Yea them eyelashes are a bit distracting.
5 years ago
*twinkle twinkle*
5 years ago
Upvote for the corrugated sheet metal walls and the jolly roger.
5 years ago
vn oster
5 years ago
i'll stop calling you dumb
5 years ago
for like a week
5 years ago
vanilla as fuck
5 years ago
Good shit Oster, but I still won this one. Thanks for the shout out.
5 years ago
Like you kept any sort of rhythm.
5 years ago
IT WAS BLANK VERSE!
5 years ago
WHO USES A BRIDGE!
5 years ago
I DID GOT DAMMIT! It was a break point in the rap!
5 years ago
I WIN ! But thanks you two for trying :)
5 years ago
"where's the fucking bridge?"
5 years ago
if anything td you would be last...
5 years ago
Mine was the best because i wrote it on paper lol. And plus you all got to see ass for it. And it was shorter.
5 years ago
who's ass.
5 years ago
LMAO, I hate to admit it. But that is true...fuck
5 years ago
oster...lurk more
5 years ago
no point, my guess is jenny birdys and Im good off that.
5 years ago
shorter is usually better whilst rapping, agreed
5 years ago
Maybe I should have worn your shirt possum http://muchosucko.com/106592/Mucho-Shirt-Concept--44
5 years ago
that's not funny
5 years ago
Oh yes it is ;]
5 years ago
if only it was Box's head and not dug's....
5 years ago
Oster this was for the Mucho rap. I wasn't gonna do it unless a female member showed a ass pic.
http://muchosucko.com/98211/Ginger-Doggy-for-Mucho-Rap
5 years ago
Called it.
5 years ago
Lets give it up to B. Rabbit!
5 years ago
Where's that confounded bridge??
5 years ago
I'm not kidding around, I work for a major music label and I think you have incredible ideas and an exceptional delivery. let's talk about a career change for you.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
lmfaooooooooooo
5 years ago
this chemical guys legit
5 years ago
Would you go so far as to say he is 2 legit 2 quit?
5 years ago
meh. gimme a call when there is a mucho yodel off
5 years ago
like "twilight",there's no need to watch this to know it's awful
5 years ago
Pretty good, but you should shave you're starting to look slightly masculine.
5 years ago
Lol at the raw foods industry... A.K.A. produce department...
5 years ago
.... i work for a raw foods restaurant
5 years ago
*gay prostitute firm
5 years ago
that is more behind the scenes
5 years ago
Raw foods restaurant = salad bar
5 years ago
11-1 son
5 years ago
* jrob2020 flexes *
5 years ago
Minus! I was expecting some white man's rape.
5 years ago
White man flow homies. MuchoSucko... eat a dick.
5 years ago
AAAGGGHHHH!!
Please god make it stop!
5 years ago
not until you do one
5 years ago
I might do one if Barret or Possum go first.
5 years ago
Remember nerdy white dudes can rap just as well as the blackest most seasoned gangsta's. See I can learn and get it right. Possum gonna be proud of Danger
5 years ago
Danish rapping is a whole other game though. The big rappers are white here.
5 years ago
Hellz yes. I feel ya dog
5 years ago
I don't feel ya though dug.
5 years ago
Would you like to ?
5 years ago
thatdude420:dethroned
5 years ago
Nope still the Champ.
5 years ago
This wasn't too bad at all.
5 years ago
So what the fuck do you say about mines asshole?
5 years ago
Oster? Like toaster? I always thought it pronounced Oster, like ostrich.
* Vomitcircus reexamines his life *
5 years ago
same here
* jrob2020 jumps off a bridge *
5 years ago
I pronounce it like the blender brand.
5 years ago
Yah, I don't care what he and his ancestors think, I pronounce it Ah-Ster.
5 years ago
ostah! asstah! nice going anyways
5 years ago
MC Billy Zane
5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNHbhgnEskY
5 years ago
YAY
5 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5 years ago
Another one bag piped.
5 years ago
Ahh it's so good.
5 years ago
mac miller wannna be
5 years ago
hee hee
5 years ago
Stupid white folk shit.
5 years ago
I hope Snow punches you to the face
Stupid Canadian cockworm.
5 years ago
Classic ogami
5 years ago
what the...
5 years ago
yea... oster wouldnt even be allowed in canada
5 years ago
Bull shit.
5 years ago
Quiet you Canadian cockworm
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
Snow's rap ballads get me through the tough times.
5 years ago
LOL
5 years ago
Canadian cockworm is like bar be cue. Only black people do it right.
5 years ago
Rap is like bar be cue. Only black people do it right.
5 years ago
:/
5 years ago
You sir are a moron
5 years ago
Holy shit, can someone take this guy off of life support already?
5 years ago
Oster went HAM.
5 years ago
oh shit look who is back.
5 years ago
this is the best rap ever.
5 years ago
where is oster? :/
4 years ago
the catacombs of the Synagogue
4 years ago
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