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Dammit I'm Mad


by DangerousDug

submitted December 2nd 2012

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Dammit I'm Mad
comments (21)
I've never seen a cool palindrome statement
6 years ago
until now....
6 years ago
Now I'm pissed
6 years ago
Dis sip mi won

Doesn't quite make the same statement
6 years ago
6 years ago
Mind blown
6 years ago
happy MSday you snotchunk
6 years ago
^^^ Favorite Possum one liner.
6 years ago
Thanks Possum
6 years ago
wow racecar backwards is racecar
mom is mom, dad is dad
and fuck you is uoy kcuf
6 years ago
and bert and ernie is...
6 years ago
6 years ago
exactly :(
6 years ago
*gay as the day is long
6 years ago
6 years ago
my heart belongs to you pos
6 years ago
don't be gay
yag eb t'nod
6 years ago
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
6 years ago
Dammit I’m mad is a palindrome poem by Demetri Martin. StevenSeagul recommended him to me years ago. A year ago?

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
6 years ago
Holy shit I'm impressed, thats actually almost as good as my Gore Haiku poem idea that someday I will publish to the delight of millions of idiots everywhere.. and a few in Japan..
6 years ago
The first palindrome: Madam, I'm Adam.
6 years ago
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