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This is How the Prison Guards Welcome You

In Russia.

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by suteadotyu

submitted November 30th 2012

77 comments
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let's get some translation action here, ruskies
5 years ago
)))))))))
5 years ago
I just called in the help.
5 years ago
The specific cause of the incident is missing. Most likely, it was some little thing (trifle).
5 years ago
prisoner:
-Excuse me, I'm guilty ...
cops:
-Are you guilty? Whore, bitch!
concluded:
- I will not do that ..
cops:
-Bitch, ugly, whore! Where the hat?
concluded:
-Prostite, I was wrong ..
cops:
-You were wrong? Bitch, ugly, whore!
5 years ago
It fucking worked!!!
5 years ago
The dialogue consists of insults and attacks.
5 years ago
squateface-the tard whisperer
5 years ago
So, where's the hat?
5 years ago
good question
5 years ago
I get like that when I can't find my hat, too.
5 years ago
Nas is being articulate and understandable. I must have had too many vodka gummy bears. I'm going to bed.
5 years ago
lmao squats
5 years ago
First time i've ever seen Nasnasay get likes for his/her/? comments
5 years ago
Russia is the largest country in the world, covering more than one-eighth of the Earth's inhabited land area. Russia is also the world's ninth most populous nation with 143 million people as of 2012. Extending across the whole of northern Asia, Russia spans nine time zones and incorporates a wide range of environments and landforms. Russia has the world's largest reserves of mineral and energy resources and is the largest producer of oil and natural gas globally. Russia has the world's largest forest reserves and its lakes contain approximately one-quarter of the world's fresh water
5 years ago
^ Well fuck me
5 years ago
fake arsed looking bullshit pulled kicks and fanny taps
5 years ago
whilst handcuffed? youre delusional
5 years ago
They might be unintentionally doing him a favor by fucking him up right before he goes in. Heard its much less likely to be made someones bitch on day 1 if you walk in all bruised and beat up.
5 years ago
This is Europe. He's not going to be raped. Statistically, between 85-90% of prison rapes are black on white. The other 10% are hispanic on white, black on black, hispanic on hispanic, and white on white. In Europe, gay sex isn't part of prison culture. It is something mostly introduced by blacks asserting dominance over whites in American prisons.
5 years ago
* conky jots that down *
5 years ago
so I can't rape anyone in prison?
5 years ago
How long has russia been in europe?
5 years ago
the western part? quite a while, MD
5 years ago
is it still classed as russia? So Russia spans 2 continents?
5 years ago
it's russia.......and yes, europe and asia
<stupid american
5 years ago
maps are your friend!
5 years ago
I need a map showing this to make it extra clear!
5 years ago
russia's pretty big.....
5 years ago
I thought they became independent of russia therefore not russian. Like the usa. It's not part of britain
5 years ago
if i can find a music vid with a map of asia in it i will sub it, okay?
5 years ago
wtf MD?
5 years ago
wait....who's independent of russia? russians?
5 years ago
eastern european countries
5 years ago
um you mean thailand?
yeah they're independent of russia....
5 years ago
So, you're saying part of europe is in asia?
5 years ago
that's exactly what i'm saying
5 years ago
owh boy...
MD, the dividing line between europe and asia is the Ural mountains...
5 years ago
^that, I didn't know
5 years ago
he said eastern european and i said thailand......
* xzekiel hangs head yet again *
5 years ago
Damn those european ruskies!
5 years ago
Aww, poor zeke is sad that he is the smartest person on mucho
5 years ago
he just misspelled "bulgaria"...it happens
5 years ago
i talk way more than i listen
5 years ago
Ok, lets start again...

Russia has been in europe for a while now possum?

You don't say?
5 years ago
don't try to redeem yourself
5 years ago
you wanna wallow in stupidity together?
5 years ago
i think there's a disconnect here
5 years ago
Ah well, shame these will be my last words on mucho for a while, but as yak had said, you fuck up- tough shit, it stays on mucho
5 years ago
yak's kind of a faggot
5 years ago
and on that note, shower and beer
5 years ago
going to rehab, MD?
5 years ago
Say Hi to seagall, I hear he is a lecturing there now!
5 years ago
yeah, pretty much. Mucho really has a way of stopping all progress in other areas of your life.
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
for me at least.

lol @BW

Were only talking a week or so. I'm not quite up to my neck in shit yet.
5 years ago
:)
5 years ago
remember your the daddy & you will do anything for love,but you won't do that!
5 years ago
* Barret waves and sniffles *
5 years ago
Psst.. Possum, there's a feature film out about Q*bert.
5 years ago
no fucking way! - you serious?
5 years ago
He has a pretty big role in Wreck-It Ralph, no shit.
5 years ago
translation."thirty minutes guaranteed!!! ,,where were you?? its been 45"..it's just the Dominos guy
5 years ago
^knows this because he was late delivering papers once
5 years ago
every fucking felon in every prison in america esp the ones interviewed on lockup needs this type of welcome. stupid fucking americans with their entitlement of rights and humane bullshit.

i was watching natgeo russias toughest prisons and it was so boring because all the prisoners cooperated with everything like theyre supposed to. never have these prison guards seen piss or shit thrown at them or any disrespect from a fuckin prisoner.
5 years ago
* xzekiel flings feces *
5 years ago
Ezekiel? Are you from KKK or smth.?
5 years ago
yeah......i'm from the kkk.......
5 years ago
notice my blatant racism you stupid fucking bint
5 years ago
zeke does hate those dirty swedes
5 years ago
fuck scandinavians
5 years ago
hey now, lets not generalize
5 years ago
speaking of......where has box been?
5 years ago
you wanna know who i miss?
boxlightener
(boxlightener is the answer)
5 years ago
he got all flustered trying to figure out how to vote for Tshirt designs - dunno if he'll be back
5 years ago
ha :(
5 years ago
"fuck scandinavians"
Damn Norwegians! Stealing our jobs... I used to be a neurosurgeon until them blue-eyed savages took over...
5 years ago
recover password
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