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TheClintNorthwood Presents: How to kill a spider.

Ya bro totally fucken worth it.

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by JAWZ88

submitted November 28th 2012

58 comments
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"Mom!"
5 years ago
This boy has like 30lbs more fat than me. If I didn't trade my knucks for ammo, I would pull something like this. I've seen bigger spiders here on the Seattle side.
5 years ago
Thanks for the tag.
5 years ago
subject change:

Which would you rather fight:
100 duck-sized horses?
or one horse-sized duck?
5 years ago
what tastes better
5 years ago
What am I armed with?
5 years ago
A spider
5 years ago
hold on...are these natural horses and ducks intelligence-wise?
5 years ago
Are you gonna try to out mensa them TR?
5 years ago
Fear the Cube
5 years ago
if the intelligence is not enhanced, then definitely the 100 duck-sized horses, because they are herd animals and would just run away if they were kicked by a normal sized human.
5 years ago
a horse sized duck would fuck a motherfucker up
5 years ago
they called them dinosaurs
5 years ago
*makodragon beholds the awesome power of tr's incomprehensible brain power
5 years ago
he didnt graduate from brain college at the top of his class for no reason
5 years ago
Both sound like a major acid trip. I'd fuck the little horses up for shits and giggles.
5 years ago
lol @ brain college
5 years ago
Why would the intelligence be enhanced? lol, since when did they do that?
5 years ago
*makodragon imagines tr kicking a tiny horse, implementing his brilliant plan
5 years ago
since they stopped drink fluoride.
5 years ago
mako tr would not kick them, he would try to manipulate them into doing his dirty work.
5 years ago
JAWZ you would fuck you own mother for shits and giggles dude.
5 years ago
^butthurt about something, I assume
5 years ago
i think a horse-sized duck would kick a grizzly bear's ass with one wing tied behind it's back
5 years ago
Quack!
5 years ago
Your fucking quackers mate!
5 years ago
the only problem with that theory, is that ducks are like the bluntest animal known to man.
5 years ago
*after toads
5 years ago
Mako have you ever played kickball.
5 years ago
*and border collies
5 years ago
erm probably not seeing as im not sure what it is.
5 years ago
I think you may be wondering into the realms of fantasy with border collies.
5 years ago
i was just seeing if jones was still up, narco :P
5 years ago
Kickball - almost exactly like Baseball, except different
5 years ago
then no. Are ducks really good at it or something?
5 years ago
Oh border collies possum! I was thinking of bearded collies, must have something to do with movember.
5 years ago
They are pretty good at being plucked, roasted and served up for dinner Mako
5 years ago
Man... you put it so appetizingly. Or maybe I'm just hungry cos I haven't gone shopping for a while.
5 years ago
I can only imagine how brutal a horse sized duck would be, especially with how a goose can fuck shit up even at its size.
5 years ago
* Jones is currently a bearded collie *
5 years ago
The duck sized horses. The worst they can do is kick me in the shins. I'd say it would only take about 30 mins to crush all of them.
5 years ago
the only thing a goose can fuck shit up on is a jetty. Nobody has ever been hurt by a bloody goose.
5 years ago
Have you ever seen what 1000 geese do to your beach if you live on a lake?
5 years ago
Swans however are a different story entirely.
5 years ago
Have you got scars to prove it?
5 years ago
Pffft that spider's tiny
5 years ago
somebody should put him in a room with a camel spider... *shudders*
5 years ago
Hate spiders
5 years ago
I was biten by a Sydney Funnelweb when I was 6. I screamed like a little bitch and my old man beat the shit out of me cause he thought I was throwing a tantrum. Ahh good times
5 years ago
That sounds oddly familiar.
5 years ago
We keep finding black widows in our house. Now that is some scary shit, my wife is terrified. Sadly, we just built it and its less than a year old, we must of built it right on a fucking black widow colony.
5 years ago
kill the queen. Problem solved.
5 years ago
Ummm... spiders don't do colonies, nor do they have a queen.
5 years ago
Whatever it is they have, we have an abundance of them here.
5 years ago
SpiderGeist!
5 years ago
Jawz got it.
5 years ago
It's not that hard to fix a hole in the wall...
5 years ago
He'll just get his grandpa to plaster it up.
5 years ago
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