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Evolution

well it was either this or the pole

featuredgeek

by oster

submitted November 22nd 2012

128 comments
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Evolution
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5 years ago
Same.
5 years ago
THANK YOU FOR READING
5 years ago
Can;t you read fuggnaget, TOO LOG; TOO DRUK.

GET OFF MY BACK ASSHOLE!

5 years ago
THANK YOU FOR READING.
5 years ago
HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES
5 years ago
I'm gonna LoL....suck it.
5 years ago
I WILL BE BACK THE 23RD
5 years ago
^HE SO MAD^
5 years ago
Hope oster goes extinct before the 23rd.
5 years ago
r2d2 is extinct???
5 years ago
damned Jawas
5 years ago
who thought we LITERALLY evolved from monkeys?
5 years ago
i thought it was squirrels
5 years ago
lol, like a one step process. A fucking rhesus monkey had a baby human one day and that was that. It started writing in it's own shit on the walls and the parents were like what the fuck have we created? And that's where chavs come from.
...or something
5 years ago
thats basically christianities 'argument' when it comes to debating against evolution....
5 years ago
wow yak, an avatar change?

Yeah, I think a lot of people just really don't grasp evolution. Or just don't want to.
5 years ago
im going back to my roots
like rocky balboa in the movie rocky balboa
5 years ago
so that's where I've seen it before!
5 years ago
"who thought we LITERALLY evolved from monkeys?"
Stephen Baldwin.
5 years ago
Well, even though this illustration tries to say that we didn't evolve from monkies....it still says we evolved from fucking monkeys.
5 years ago
* yak begins stocking up on all yellow foods *

5 years ago
twinkies....
5 years ago
cup o soup
5 years ago
do they make canned lemons?
5 years ago
pretty much drawing a blank here..
5 years ago
squash?
5 years ago
cheese
5 years ago
butter
5 years ago
lutefisk
5 years ago
I'd say bananas, but I'm sure some of the others here are stockpiling them inside their asses.
5 years ago
DONT PANIC EVERYTHING IS OK
5 years ago
ok its safe to panic a bit
5 years ago
Did Jrob touch your keyboard ?
5 years ago
that would probably explain some things
5 years ago
I wanted to add a comment to that featured found love sub of Doug but couldn't ... here it seems to work. Any ideas ?
5 years ago
yea probably something to do with the internet issues that are happening at our upstream at the moment... apparently a support ticket checked as 'emergency' means something to tech support people
5 years ago
i dont see any problems atm yak
5 years ago
yea it is ok at the moment... its been broke for like 5 min then working then broke again then working
its a metaphor for north americas economy
5 years ago
* possum subs a map of north america *
5 years ago
Originally Submitted: 31 minutes ago
Last Updated: none
Department: Denver Support
Status: Open
Priority: 911
you guys have 911 in colorado right :(
5 years ago
oh finally a response...

my confidence does not increase when a tech support person replies to me with "ugh!"

:(
5 years ago
hahahaha

:(
5 years ago
ugh!
5 years ago
GOD DAMNIT SPORTY !
5 years ago
fake, no adam and eve...
5 years ago
Ohw hi guys have fun last night?
5 years ago
Annunaki?
5 years ago
How come i fucked my ankle up last month falling off a five foot wall? I better ring my cousin, He's a mixed race chimp. I will confirm details?
5 years ago
Jrob. Thanks for the like on this one. I can't understand why PROS get a like for some bullshit like TWINKIES?
5 years ago
pro users are automatically better than non-pro users.
5 years ago
No probs pal. Get your butter and cheese and put them both up your hole. Do you think i don't understand the concept of higher hierarchic. You fuckin pro idiot. E<MMMMMMMMMMM
5 years ago
irish folks are dum
5 years ago
i know that for a fact, cause an irish chick was dumb enough to marry me :)
5 years ago
Oh shit, I'm not here to cause a problem. But the most constructive thing i've heard from two PRO's is Irish are dumb. Shame on you!!
5 years ago
look, junior, if $5 is too rich for your blood, you should know that they actually GIVE you money on ebaumsworld now.
5 years ago
Take all the time you need?
5 years ago
protip - the place to reply is ^^^









































5 years ago
did that help?
5 years ago
What the fuck are you a PRO of????????????????????????
5 years ago
scampering
5 years ago
* possum scampers *
5 years ago
Stop scampering, you are making me feel itchy!
5 years ago
You got owned kid
5 years ago
oh my
5 years ago
Do you withdraw a silly comment???
5 years ago
i'll tell you what, new guy...take a photograph of your ass (including bhole) with "tr_willk is awesome" written on it and submit it and i'll buy your broke ass 1 month of pro right now.

this offer does expire.
5 years ago
you should know that it will be my avatar.
5 years ago
Kur - unfortunately, what you say here stays forevernever
5 years ago
unless, you would like to hit the chat button instead?
5 years ago
Excuse me. Can i not take a wizz??
5 years ago
hey, kur - you need to try to reply by hitting that grey "post a reply" button, or else folks will make fun of you
5 years ago
anyway - i'm thinking you are mostly okay now for some reason...erin go bragh
5 years ago
I think yeh can't handle a challenge??
5 years ago
the clocks ticking on that rather generous offer
5 years ago
i mean, where else can you make $5 just by showing your ass?
5 years ago
Which challenge ? Who deserves to be pro yhe least?????
5 years ago
look, pal, it's a simple proposition: you write "tr_willk is awesome" legibly on your buttcheeks and spread them wide and take a picture and upload it and you'll get one month of pro membership valued at $5.
5 years ago
Hit me with some like's and i'll save yeh some blushes!!!
5 years ago
dont do it -Tr is homeless and has no money
5 years ago
he's not worth your ass
5 years ago
if i have no money, how can i afford the $5 every month?
5 years ago
food stamps
5 years ago
Turning on you'r pal. Fist sign of a traitor.
5 years ago
Still Thinking????????
5 years ago
okay i give up :(
5 years ago
i'm wondering if he's another phony
5 years ago
It takes a big possem to do that
5 years ago
Willk. We can have a go?
5 years ago
Your obscure references are confusing to me.
5 years ago
How about you explain yourself in your native language and level the playing field?
5 years ago
Basically. If you wan't to be be funny, Let's go??
5 years ago
The Queen's English is not your native language.
5 years ago
He sounds like a drunken scot in my head. So no, It's not.
5 years ago
Yeh. I'm Irish kid
5 years ago
Not sure if actually a kid to you....



... or actually your elder
5 years ago
Look pal. Tuck yourself up in bed tonight, and know you were beaten by a better man, GOODNIGHT
5 years ago
yeah tr, tuck yourself up in bed
5 years ago
He got his friend to come and fuck me up!!!! I am so scared can u help???? HA HA
5 years ago
well it's true that I'm the closest thing tr has to a friend, yes
5 years ago
We'll i just feel sorry for you bud
5 years ago
just calm down on the old paddy juice for a sec and read up. Your reply fails make it very hard for people to understand who you're talking to. Reply properly, or I will begin with the Irish jokes.
5 years ago
Let ur nationality, be obsequiousness, Mako let me know what you know about irish?????
5 years ago
That's not mako
5 years ago
did you look up obsequious? Well I know many things about the irish. Like how so many irish broke their laptops during the london riots because they were trying to loot ebay
5 years ago
Silly nationalistic comments don'nt make this site up
5 years ago
I Take this as a free to ignorance and a bluff to common knowledge. Good night and god bless
5 years ago
are you still here?
5 years ago
Tr you win. I can't wait to find a stray cat, and use him as my homepic you fuckin idiot. I'm surer we'll meet again very soon???????
5 years ago
Can I still pretend you're scottish. You suit scottish more.
5 years ago
damn - it's Camy isn't it?
5 years ago
no i believe camy is midway down the chart off to the left slightly





... oh.
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
5 years ago
This is the most condescending-ass bullshit.

How do you make a logical argument with them when you act like they don't possess the capacity for logic?

This is just for snooty atheists to read and pat themselves on the back.
5 years ago
----------------------------------------------^

There's one.
5 years ago
No, there's one non-atheist who quite likely knows more about evolution than you.
5 years ago
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.
5 years ago
Hey, I don't claim to be an expert on evolution. I am an observant, objective outsider with genuine questions about the theory.

It's like if you question the theory you get kicked out of the smart-people's club.
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus cues up the 2001 soundtrack *
5 years ago
What are your questions?
5 years ago
I've been down that road. I know exactly where it leads...
5 years ago
And where does it lead?
5 years ago
More questions.
5 years ago
* MetalFace tries to answer questions not ask more. *
5 years ago
True
5 years ago
You only get a mutation of a species when the animal is forced to adapt to a new environment. If an animal was forced to expand out of it environment due to over population (like you would find when predators die off) only then would a species need to gain the ability to eat "pink" food. But for the animals who weren't forced out of there environment due to over population would never have needed to adapt. Whoever made this diagram knows logic 101 only.
5 years ago
...I don't think you understand how evolution actually works.
5 years ago
Environments change; species that can adapt do. Full story.
5 years ago
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