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Kirk's Brine Bucket

I didn't have one of those fancy bags to brine my turkey for tomorrow. So, use a slightly ghetto method and brine it in the ole Lowe's Bucket. Contents: One bottle italian dressing, one apple, sugar, salt, thyme, basil, and love..... I hope all of you puke of salmonella poisoning tomorrow. Fuck off.

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by JamesTKirk

submitted November 21st 2012

34 comments
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Kirk's Brine Bucket
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Doesn't all of the italian dressing just float on top?
4 years ago
Not all of it, but some. I have a stir stick.
4 years ago
so is love what you filled the rest of the bucket up with?
4 years ago
* JamesTKirk looks around *

Yes.
4 years ago
love=cum?

Is your stir stick a paint stick, you ghetto ass nigga?
4 years ago
those buckets aren't meant for food use
4 years ago
Nobody asked you, did they, faggot?
4 years ago
i'm sure your fat kids didn't ask for toxins in their turkey
4 years ago
i've seen the pictures
4 years ago
pwn
4 years ago
You aren't whunu. Your jokes aren't funny.

Whunu == funny;
tr == not funny;
4 years ago
JamesTKirk == funny-looking
4 years ago
I'm sure whatever weird shit whunu showed you was highly provocative. He likes me.
4 years ago
Also, you fucking creep, look at the mirror before going off on anyone here.
4 years ago
AH SNAP SON!
4 years ago
CPT TOLD YOU OFF tr_willkillyourself
4 years ago
shaddap
4 years ago
AH SNAP SON
4 years ago
Why you gotta slice the apple?
4 years ago
He was pretending it was your penis.
4 years ago
HMBD SNIKT WHEREVER YOU ARE
5 months ago
^^what his avy says
5 months ago
Nice adjustment of my tags, drumggot.
4 years ago
...and there was war in heaven...
4 years ago
Upvoted for the gross factor
4 years ago
*urine

I'm pretty sure the "b" is a typo.
4 years ago
Damn look at James with the nice industrial carpet floor and not so stainless white door and nice bucket from Lowe's . Whose house did you make that at ?
5 months ago
You stupid little bitch shut the fuck up , you just like to get my attention dont you
5 months ago
That's his bedroom.
5 months ago
*garage floor
5 months ago
whats that shit dribbling down the door
5 months ago
Dr. Pepper
5 months ago
Anal leakage
5 months ago
Look at this fap bucket of mucho past....
1 week ago
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