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What I'm Thankful For.

♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....♫ Potatoes♪.....

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted November 19th 2012

409 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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no you didnt
5 years ago
I felt I owed it to you guys.
5 years ago
you're not gonna get away with this CAT!
5 years ago
I can count to potato.
5 years ago
You're quite the spud-muffin.
5 years ago
I'm very appeeling.
5 years ago
You're a gentleman and a scallop.
5 years ago
Apple.
5 years ago
The ARISTOCRATS!
5 years ago
I have my eyes on all of you.
5 years ago
What the fuck is this?
5 years ago
And what's up with the random black pedo?
5 years ago
you're so outta touch
5 years ago
"random" lol
5 years ago
Upvote because that was seriously the worst thing I have ever seen.
5 years ago
more proof you live in a cave
5 years ago
I thought we already clarified that?
5 years ago
do you own a mirror?
5 years ago
Ok Mako, second worst thing..
5 years ago
alright, that was probably uncalled for. The random black guy was John Barnes btw
5 years ago
I still don't get this shit.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 jingles keys for ezo *
3 years ago
* cryax jingles keys too *
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost goes to look for his keys *
3 years ago
Fuck you, jrob.
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost finds keys and puts them in his pocket *
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost isn't in a jingling mood *
3 years ago
* possum puts on hurdy gurdy man for nix *
3 years ago
Donovan... nice.
3 years ago
also Mr Bojangles
3 years ago
oops
3 years ago
This is worse than both Chris' asses :(
5 years ago
It's like a palette cleanser for all the fucking noobery.
5 years ago
I spit beer all over my monitor when the black guy pedo-popped-up out of fucking nowhere!
5 years ago
Right?!
5 years ago
It sort of grows on you after the 11th viewing.
5 years ago
you're the worst judge of everything, ever
5 years ago
I always liked you, drums.
5 years ago
that was for dush... interposting furball
5 years ago
Isn't that the guy who did the Rebecca Black thing?
5 years ago
He'll never learn.
5 years ago
who ?
3 years ago
Rebecca Black killed Peter Griffin!!!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPBc0CM2y0
3 years ago
Potato girl up there is Rebecca's little sister...
3 years ago
i feel better about my roctuplets sub now
5 years ago
But not High risk....=(
5 years ago
nope
5 years ago
That's just... pathetic.
5 years ago
*sexy
3 years ago
4 years and she'll be a coked up porn star blow'n niggas in chicken suits and getting arrested with lindsey lohan
5 years ago
why niggas? It's getting a bit old now.
5 years ago
Did you watch the vid?
5 years ago
not all of it
5 years ago
5 years ago
legitimate question: Is negro less offensive than nigger?
5 years ago
Depends on your choice of tree.
5 years ago
there is a hilarious bloom county sunday strip that goes into this very question.

how can negro be offensive when there is the United NEGRO College Fund?
5 years ago
you're not allowed to use 'nigger' thats their word
5 years ago
that's some crazy bullshit.

I own the word 'no' from now on. Good luck shitcunts
3 years ago
i'm thinking "shitfuck" might be worth a try
3 years ago
go for it. Too german sounding for my liking.
3 years ago
evrybudyluvsscheisessfik
3 years ago
oops ima confusing my northern european stuff now i think
3 years ago
I dunno, my porn lingo knowledge is ringing up german
3 years ago
even fik?
3 years ago
well maybe it's fick
3 years ago
who paid to produce this?
5 years ago
The Illuminati.
5 years ago
weishaupt is a pedophile
5 years ago
lol: potatoes
5 years ago
How the fuck can you buy mashed potatoes in fast food restaurants in the US but not here. We invented that shit.
3 years ago
It's like were *trying* to be a caricature
3 years ago
a really shit one
3 years ago
um wut
3 years ago
wot*
3 years ago
POTATOES
3 years ago
the KFC bowls are yummy
3 years ago
I'm having a go at you about mashed potatoes. Serious shit.
3 years ago
I love finding my old comments on subs I haven't the slightest recollection of
3 years ago
thanks possum, rub it in
3 years ago
I don't live in the US but I really feel your pain
3 years ago
but I assure much of those mashed potatoes are fake powdered shit
3 years ago
taters, gravy, cheese, corn, chick nuggets. Voila: The miracle bowl
3 years ago
about old self-comments - for me they are usually cringeworthy pre-crash...i was pretty punky back then, and yes it has EVERYTHING to do with drugs

3 years ago
That's just potato jerky heather.
3 years ago
potato jerky is potato chips
3 years ago
don't be so hard on yourself possum
3 years ago
no, those are called crisps Heather
3 years ago
I'll allow it only because the queen is on our money too therefor we are basically related.
3 years ago
the cokefueled comments were okay occasionally - but only as a sometimes food
3 years ago
most of my old comments are whatever... I just don't remember making them. Alcohol I'm assuming
3 years ago
and i still hate mice elf for apparently leading assface to believe that Even More Drug stupid shit would be even more funnier
3 years ago
Me and possum have something else on our money wink wink lol Nah we don't have 1 quid notes here
3 years ago
not a dig at you possum
3 years ago
on our money?
3 years ago
he's still st. paddys drunk don't mind him
3 years ago
are you ?ing me?
3 years ago
honestly - will link you up with xekiels home phone if you want
3 years ago
lol fuck off
3 years ago
dont mind me
3 years ago
not about the zeke thing, could do with a decent drinking buddy
3 years ago
* possum digs up Yorick *
3 years ago
I just have to make sure I outdrink him.
3 years ago
pretty easy nowdays
3 years ago
that's boring.

At least get to the point where physical health is being compromised before you blame booze for anyhting
3 years ago
Why'd they stop the porno before she took her clothes off and fucked the black guy?
5 years ago
LOL THIS IS AWESOME THANKS CLAUDE!
3 years ago
YOU'RE WELCOME POSSUM!
3 years ago
i'm better now
3 years ago
I think I'm gonna Vic-sin this sub
3 years ago
* possum is thankful for... *
3 years ago
tee-pees?
3 years ago
poorly constructed back decks
3 years ago
*loopholes
3 years ago
Is that what they put in the middle of Fruit Loops?
3 years ago
shitty 80's bands that just wouldn't quit.
3 years ago
NIGHTRANGER! WHOO!
3 years ago
the last three shows High Risk did were everything you never needed to know about the 80s
3 years ago
You guys wore parachute pants, didn't you. =(
3 years ago
dont
3 years ago
if you really loved us you'd post some videos
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz chambers Rick Springfield videos *
3 years ago
we covered I've done Everything For you and Cuts Like A Knife at one point

* possum naah-naahs off *
3 years ago
That's Bryan Adams...
3 years ago
oops on that last one
3 years ago
we also did Jessies Girl if that helps
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWEzf-mska4&list=PLD99D7FD7DBB97080&index=2
3 years ago
it was actually a pretty complex song to learn, given the source
3 years ago
Ya, his early stuff was pretty good before the funk phase
3 years ago
he had a funk phase?
3 years ago
Kind of....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0uTu2uLtI
3 years ago
thank god i quit the band and moved to houston in 84
3 years ago
yeah thank god for THAT
3 years ago
Heather
shitty 80's bands that just wouldn't quit.
3 years ago
I want to slow dance with someone. Any takers?
3 years ago
what would i give to be a diamond in your eyes again?
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz swoons *
3 years ago
who did that?

it was hot in 83 or so - crossover country ithink
3 years ago
if i find it i'm subbing it
3 years ago
I don't know how you two remember the 80s so well, I can barely remember 3 days ago
3 years ago
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=champaign+how+bout+us&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-002
3 years ago
not that, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBUqDr14DEw
3 years ago
1 hitters
3 years ago
thnks claude - saved me some precious rep points
3 years ago
I'm catching up. I've broken the 50k barrier
3 years ago
on 2nd thought fuck you
3 years ago
That's fair.
3 years ago
WOW-WOW-WOW WOW-WOW-WOW WOW-WOW-WOW
3 years ago
its all about commenting a few times a day even if Everything Sucks, and subbing aty least a few times per week even if DITTO
3 years ago
Even I remember the 80's. You don't forget that shit.
3 years ago
That's true, and I'd be doing that, but other pressures are preventing me. Plus OC is worth like at least a month
3 years ago
natural gas smell in an electrical room... probably water heater or furnace?
3 years ago
the funny part is the 80s is when i had really large and long gaps in my memory -


it was the best of times, it was the what huh?
3 years ago
Houston is a dump.
3 years ago
Tri-City Beach Road: the worst of the worst

houston is what scared me back up to sodak for good - so sticky, such violence
3 years ago
50k Mucho rep, eh?
110K + Mucho rep, eh?
3 years ago
I don't remember the 00's. Mainly because it was really fucking boring apart from mucho
3 years ago
Pffft, I'm drinking milk.... that won't be nothing when I eclipse those in a few days....
3 years ago
natural gas smell in electrical room = water heater, furnace, or someone has been eating eggs and isn't owning up to it....
3 years ago
what's an electrical room? Sounds Hipsterish
3 years ago
its where the telly is
3 years ago
apparently some pilots weren't lit and now it doesn't smell as bad, but we've moved onto debit machines not working
3 years ago
sounds like islamic terrorism
3 years ago
the UK has two different taps for hot and cold water, talk about hipsterish!
3 years ago
tepid water is so mainstream.
3 years ago
wait, so your taps turn four ways for both flow and heat?
3 years ago
Telly? That monster on sesame street?
3 years ago
It's a fourway..... an all faucet fourway..... sexy!!
3 years ago
*SPOUTS
3 years ago
Sorry I forgot to convert it to Canadian....
3 years ago
actually that makes sense. But at least I don't need a degree to fix a tap
3 years ago
is that a thing?
3 years ago
I've always loved how Canadians call their bathrooms washrooms.... confuses me first 10 hours every time I'm in Toronto
3 years ago
probably. I mean, how many taps have you fixed?
3 years ago
I've fixed a few taps.... but I've laid a lot of pipe....
3 years ago
hehehe
3 years ago
i thought they called them lavatrees
3 years ago
yeah, I always have a real urge to take a desperate wash, in the bath
3 years ago
go home possum you are drunk
3 years ago
my landlord owns a construction company and my taps don't even turn the right way.... I've not attempted to fix any taps
3 years ago
you don't always bathe, but you (should) always wash something in there...
3 years ago
it was a rhetorical question. Shit, I'm not gonna judge you
3 years ago
I HAVENT FIXED A TAP OK
3 years ago
Relax Heather... I'll take a look at your BATHROOM for you next time I'm up there...
3 years ago
That's right... I called it a bathroom...
3 years ago
well yeah but you should also use the toilet now and then, but nobody wants to talk about that
3 years ago
lol that works
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost puts his tool box next to his business suits and brief case for easy packing *
3 years ago
I saw someone fix a tap once
3 years ago
I literally looked at them doing it
3 years ago
that's a very interesting story
3 years ago
yeah, that's the point. I was that bored I was interested
3 years ago
I even kept the broken part
3 years ago
you should write that into a screenplay someday
3 years ago
I'm willing to produce the made for TV movie and/or mini series...
3 years ago
that would probably do well by todays bollocks. I can't remember the last time I saw blood in the cinema that wasn't from a period
3 years ago
what are you DOING in theatres?!
3 years ago
Not inspecting tampon disposals, thanks woman!
3 years ago
coulda fooled me!
3 years ago
I've never been that bored. I can't say that day won't come, but so far
3 years ago
its really not all its cracked up to be
3 years ago
I dunno, sounds like a coverup.

The only reason I haven't yet is because I want to like minge
3 years ago
if you see periods as a 'yay you're not pregnant!' announcement, they're really quite wonderful
3 years ago
LMAO.... That just made my day....
3 years ago
I personally look forward to mine
3 years ago
what I'm thankful for: my period
3 years ago
You could also let someone who's kids wouldn't inspire terror to jizz inside you instead
3 years ago
When in doubt... pull it out
3 years ago
OR all children inspire terror
3 years ago
phew, no need for an inb4
3 years ago
not wanting children at the moment has nothingto do with the potential father
3 years ago
Don't mind me, I just almost want kids
3 years ago
what do you call a guy who pulls out?
3 years ago
Oh this should be good....
3 years ago
a father.
3 years ago
haha.

3 years ago
hahaha.... nice
3 years ago
wait.... I think that's how I ended up with my two year old....
3 years ago
only on the birth certificate, amirite?
3 years ago
funny... no, she's way awesome.... and yes, inspires terror.....
3 years ago
pulling out lulls you into a sense of false security... 'oh 3 years and no babies, I am REALLY good at this' then wham.
3 years ago
whats her name? I need something good for my neice
3 years ago
not what I meant.

I meant you get CHOSEN
3 years ago
my false security lasted about 8 months.... or maybe someone didn't take their pills consistently.... hard to say...
3 years ago
its easier to get preggo if you fuck up on the pill, rather than not taking it at all
3 years ago
I'm just saying, when in doubt...
3 years ago
Alexandra.... what do you need for your niece?
3 years ago
are you speaking from experience heather? Because, I;d question that
3 years ago
no I haven't been on the pill in like.... 8 years
3 years ago
I need a name for my neice
3 years ago
The pill is the devil's tool when women forget it.... I vouch for that...
3 years ago
I see... I also considered Kate, Chloe, and Jane, to toss a few out there....
3 years ago
Victoria.
3 years ago
I suppose Heather Jr. isn't going to work?
3 years ago
my whole family wants Stevie cause it was my dads name, plus rockstar names run in the family but it doesn't go with my last name
3 years ago
we have like.... 40 names. How do you name another human? such a responsibility.
3 years ago
I fought with her mom about it for months!!!! It sucked.
3 years ago
Louis CK mentioned something about kid's names when I was listening to him the other night. It's great, cause now you can name a kid anything...he said he wanted to name his next kid "ladies and gentlemen."
3 years ago
That's brilliant!!
3 years ago
"ladies and gentlemen, you settle down!"
3 years ago
there are lots of cute names out there but the problem is, by the time the kid is in school there are gonna be like 500 sophies and 438 olivias etc etc. do you know how many Brayden aiden graydon jaydens I know?!
3 years ago
It's true...got a teenage cousin named Sophie.
3 years ago
Just name her "Child #5" or "Child 3 Delta"
Something like that....
3 years ago
NOBODY will have anything close to that
3 years ago
I wanted Clementine
3 years ago
or Josephine
3 years ago
Clementine? An orange?!
3 years ago
Josephine is a really good one
3 years ago
the orange is named after a human NAME
3 years ago
Still an orange.
3 years ago
I thought so too but the trollop the babys dad is shacking up with, her name starts with Jo... so no go :(
3 years ago
I always liked Elizabeth, too.
3 years ago
But... but..... the Wallflowers....
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aCVvCWKwXA
3 years ago
I was thinking more Chris Rea, lol
3 years ago
Chris Rea, Wallflowers, either way.
3 years ago
Chris Rea... excellent...
3 years ago
The Wallflowers were always good...think the Mexican Buttonfags opened up for them the time I saw them.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MkTQYtrN7c
3 years ago
I do love that song
3 years ago
mexican button fags ? i never heard of em
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR-h5AIx0l0
3 years ago
It's settled... Josephine it is.....
3 years ago
Heather, how can we help?
3 years ago
Only thing is, if she became a weird cat lady in her senior years...it would ironic. Just sayin'.
3 years ago
I don't know how people type on a tablet. Fucks me all up. Anyway...
3 years ago
she said NO J names. I just asked her.
3 years ago
Let me talk to her....
3 years ago
Did she see the videos? I mean come on!!
3 years ago
Okay, how about: Renee?
3 years ago
I posted it to her facebook... nothing. NO J names.
3 years ago
Hmmmm how about Osephine..... it can be that on paper but we'll call her Josephine....
3 years ago
renee is too lost boyz
3 years ago
That's just lame.... they're missing out..... probably scare the child for life....
3 years ago
yosephine
3 years ago
Maria.
3 years ago
We have a winner....
3 years ago
how about..... Nixette?
3 years ago
Maria... are you going through the 5 boroughs?!
3 years ago
I'll send presents and visit regularly.....
3 years ago
You're mean, Heather. I was born there.
3 years ago
in all 5?
3 years ago
no, just one
3 years ago
I don't think that's mean
3 years ago
Rumble in the Bronx!!!!!!
3 years ago
No thanks, I just go there for baseball games. The South Bronx always smells like piss, too.
3 years ago
And if you wanna see Maria's go to Spanish Harlem or Corona Queens.
3 years ago
Jesus... Cryax stfus as far as the eye can see......
3 years ago
That's my little buddy that tags along with me...he's like a remora.
3 years ago
Cremorax.... what a tool....
3 years ago
shit im late to the naming party
3 years ago
Yosephine has already been said
3 years ago
thats no good..its going to be shortened to Yo
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser rubs Billy's shoulders *
3 years ago
and if some greaseball from brooklyn knows her,shell be addressed as Yo,Yo!
3 years ago
dude...you be hairy as hell...
3 years ago
I think Yo-Yo was that rapper from California.
3 years ago
he is a classical cellist.
3 years ago
oh yeah!
3 years ago
His career was pretty up and down though...
3 years ago
What the fuck was that one lonely black guy doing in such a nice up scale white neighborhood video?
3 years ago
Eating ribs while everyone else is eating turkey.
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost has lost all hope and confidence in the youth of this generation.... *
3 years ago
Oh no, Nix....the badge.....the orange text.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost smiles quietly contemplating his next move *
3 years ago
thanks for making me rewatch Kellys Heroes AGAIN claude
3 years ago
keep your negative waves to yourself.
3 years ago
Fuck your silly american holidays
3 years ago
At least we have holidays.
3 years ago
listen bub, National Yorkshire Pudding day is nothing to sneeze at!
3 years ago
I'm partial to boxing Day
3 years ago
We do love Boxing Day
3 years ago
who the hell wants to go back to work the day after Christmas?!
3 years ago
Never as many fights as I would expect though...
3 years ago
The first nations? I assume they don't partake in the Christmas festivities?
3 years ago
I'd assume not
3 years ago
Besides, someone needs to run the registers at Sobeys while everyone get's the day off....
3 years ago
Last time I was at a Sobeys my team and I were amazed at the milk in a bag concept.... they still talk about it every time we're up....
3 years ago
Milk in a bag... who does that?
3 years ago
Ontario, that's who.
3 years ago
Crazy Canadians with your ml.... kph.... milk in a bag.... and petro stations.....
3 years ago
oh... and good ol' Tim Horton's
3 years ago
But you know what's not crazy.... buckley's cough syrup
3 years ago
That shit's fantastic.....
3 years ago
Nix, we have Tim Horton's here, too.
3 years ago
Those don't count...
3 years ago
Id like to have a good time with hee
3 years ago
Her
3 years ago
where'd that black dude come from?
3 years ago
3:10 What's she holding in her hand?
3 years ago
I can't see what you're referring to... but I assume it's A BIG WET THROBBING COCK.
3 years ago
*hope
3 years ago
she'd better put some socks on, or I'm gonna cum. 8P
3 years ago
Stranger danger ^
3 years ago
SOOOO??? EAT ME!!!! I have a mega foot fetish, mother fucker!!!
3 years ago
you can't go to jail for TOE SUCKIN'!!
3 years ago
You will have to talk to AKA about that
3 years ago
GREAT SONG! RIP BUZZCOCKS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvCVbefBFs
3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvCVbefBFs
3 years ago
DOH!!
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/xAaefVI.jpg
3 years ago
For fucks sake Punky, shut up with your nonsense spam!
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/tDgNvjY.jpg
3 years ago
FUCK YOU, LOS!!!
3 years ago
(would suck los's big toe)
3 years ago
mmmmm....that would send me into the orgasmic corners of the universe. 8)
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/fOUYL4A.jpg?1
3 years ago
LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
that one chick's foot is fyucked up. lol
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
are you mad at me, los? 8(
3 years ago
you should tie me up and beat the living dog shit outta my loser ass.



just a suggestion 8P
3 years ago
Alissa is busy thinking about it NOW. Way to use your brain power,, Alissa!

http://i.imgur.com/5R4LFwb.jpg



3 years ago
los...if you upvote my PBR Farts sub..I'll leave mucho for 6 months. 8)
3 years ago
it'll give me some quality time to get some AdobeCS files together.
3 years ago
I'm sooooo gonna put your butthole on Alissa's face. 8P
3 years ago
NOT
3 years ago
fuck off, los. You're boring.
3 years ago
fuckin' lame ass swede.
3 years ago
@los I bet your toes look funky.
3 years ago
if you sub a photo of your toes, WITH MS SIGN...I'll leave mucho for a WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR. 8P
3 years ago
/loslobos cleans between toes and cuts toenails


(and Punky stares through her window)
3 years ago
meh. fuck this funeral home.
3 years ago
Good riddance
3 years ago
You wish, nigger. I'll pull your guts out..through your flabby butthole, woman...and use your colon juice for lube.
3 years ago
You spamming fucktard punky
3 years ago
If I ever visit America I gonna set fire to your cardboard box
3 years ago
Then kick your mother right in her vagina
3 years ago
*tombstone
3 years ago
WOAH..SETTLE DOWN, ME
1 month ago
3 years later and still the same shit from you. tell your mother to prepare to be kicked in her vagina
1 month ago
when you find her, let me know. thanks. 8)
1 month ago
Punky want to kick her in the vagina too
1 month ago
Nah.. I just wanna see what she looks like.
1 month ago
*fumbles through SAVED mucho links*
1 month ago
what i am the most thankful for lately is that certain idiots seem to be doing their lonely-spam stuff when i am either at work or getting ready for work (i.e.: idgaf what happens at this time of day)

off to work now :)
3 years ago
Good riddance
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser packs poss a brown bag lunch full of Maps and Atlases *


3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdwre6KzKkw
3 years ago
Possum works?....
3 years ago
He repairs staplers or some shit like that
3 years ago
is there a call for that ? it sounds like the most pointless job ever
3 years ago
even more pointless that whatever it is that punky does
3 years ago
Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a new stapler? It's not like every single stapler has any sentimental value to it.
3 years ago
shhhh
3 years ago
Poss is gonna go the way of dik soon me thinks
3 years ago
Poss is gonna be homeless soon
3 years ago
is there going to be arson involved? hopefully he has a poss jr to be his roommate and a sister to put up the funds
3 years ago
i see how it is now
3 years ago
Dont you have staplers to fix
3 years ago
no jailbait tag?
3 years ago
It's implied.
3 years ago
This is straight up crap.
3 years ago
youre straight up crap
3 years ago
well....not really straight up, more like bent over.
3 years ago
Or crouched down
3 years ago
Crouched up
3 years ago
fuck you fries and your weekly vicsin bullshit
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
Like I'd ever pay any attention to you
3 years ago
I only paid attention to possum because -
A. I respect my elders
3 years ago
claude is 63
3 years ago
Hahahahahaha
3 years ago
Old fart
3 years ago
*69. And we're almost to the 400 comment level here. Good work.
3 years ago
Its no VicSin sub
3 years ago
hahaha!!! MetalFag downvoted this first!!















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