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Wine Rack

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by DangerousDug

submitted November 15th 2012

76 comments
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Wine Rack
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* JamesTKirk Buys for Heather's Christmas present. *
5 years ago
it already looks like im wearing one
5 years ago
You're their beta-tester, aren't you?
5 years ago
like heather needs one
5 years ago
1 her boobs are massive
2 if you were to just drink her blood youd get way more drunk
5 years ago
FACT
5 years ago
That would be like one of those booze tampons.
5 years ago
She does have rather nice cleave.
5 years ago
not just another fking pretty face!
5 years ago
basically my sweat could get you drunk.
5 years ago
Too bad we can't comment on the overall quality of your boobage.

* smerf eyeballs his forlorn "Heather, tits or gtfo" sign *
5 years ago
use your imagination.
5 years ago
* yak boing *

5 years ago
Probably not the best advice, heather. You never know what my brain is going to cum up with
5 years ago
How much do you weigh, and do you like piggy back rides?

I could crane my neck and suckle your teat on those long treks.

Heatherbak.. inebriate or die!

5 years ago
im pretty sure you missed at like 3 rapecommas in that :(
5 years ago
* JamesTKirk pukes ... A lot *
5 years ago
(at least like) :(
fy
5 years ago
he PM'd me the rape commas. I was confused but now i get it :(
5 years ago
* smerf drifts off to sleep with a dreaming-of-Heather's-boobs smile on his face. *
5 years ago
(It's pretty similar to my creeper smile)
5 years ago
No, don't do that..
5 years ago
Why not? Will her boobs kill me in my sleep?
5 years ago
Yes. Yes they will.
5 years ago
wouldn't be the first time
5 years ago
Ding. Ask freshie. :(
5 years ago
* smerf considers. *


Well, there are worse ways to go. I'll risk it. Goodnight.
5 years ago
smerf is now whunu?
5 years ago
Consider leaving me in your will.
5 years ago
I'm like Freddy Krueger with boobs.
5 years ago
why would you be left for someone in their will :(
5 years ago
Kirk, you may have my smoker.
5 years ago
i actually lol'd at the idea of you being burned in a boiler room fire...
how weird is that :(
5 years ago
...That hurts, yak.
5 years ago
Oh wait.... Heather burning?

Okay, I'd LOL at that too. The only thing left not scarred? Her magnificent rack.
5 years ago
Man-up and stfu yak, smerf.
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
For what?
5 years ago
i'll do it.
5 years ago
He wished you dead. I merely suggested consideration in your will.
5 years ago
i never wished she was dead....... FOR THE RECORD
5 years ago
Haha heather stfu'd you.
5 years ago
1. Why are all the chat fags posting in the comments?
2. It's late, do none of you have jobs to attend?
3. Inebriate or die was funny.
5 years ago
1. we dont single out you comment fags do we?
2. no.
3. move to maine!
5 years ago
1. what is this, fking mucho apartheid?!
2. I'm off tomorrow
3. I'm drunk
5 years ago
3. you arent drunk!
5 years ago
or are you saying im drunk? :(
cuz 3. true
5 years ago
Oh, so when you're in your cups, you slum it?
5 years ago
i think that we should pool money together and buy zeke a wine rack to drink sambuca out of nude on cam and post the video
5 years ago
you know whats funny.... like the more drunk that chick gets from her wine rack, the smaller her boobs get.
5 years ago
It's only $30
5 years ago
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
5 years ago
I got $5 on it.
5 years ago
sorry if i was misunderstood

but i meant zeke wearing the wine rack...
5 years ago
Not some other dude?
5 years ago
the dude in the picture is no stranger to cock i suspect
5 years ago
Gonna take a wild guess and say that is the box for the "Beer Belly"
5 years ago
zeke could use this.. that would take him to a d cup
5 years ago
32 d
5 years ago
Stop drinking.
5 years ago
Degenerate
5 years ago
I'm sure zeke would prefer the one on the right, with the male pregnancy pouch
5 years ago
thats the wine gut version
5 years ago
Zeke would never leave the house if he had one of those...




Oh wait, he doesn't ever leave the house now
5 years ago
"Sambuca gut" :(
5 years ago
lol imagine zeke sipping sambuca from a wine rack full of sambuca...
while hes wearing it
pure gold right there
5 years ago
In the dark
In front of his computer
5 years ago
calling his ex on skype.. while she doesnt answer cuz shes skyping with me


oh shit zeke... the truth comes out
5 years ago
BLAM!
5 years ago
Better yet, he could fill the wine rack with coors and say he's "tapping the rockies" :/
5 years ago
or fill the wine rack with vodka and say hes drinking a bunch of vodka
5 years ago
Does this count as talking about zeke behind his back?
5 years ago
did you scroll back to what he said about you?
5 years ago
In chat? Nope.
5 years ago
ouch
5 years ago
haha seen them before
5 years ago
recover password
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