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This is What Happiness Looks Like

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by thatdude420

submitted November 14th 2012

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This is What Happiness Looks Like
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No.... happiness would be beating the fuck out of that son of a bitch beside me who you know voted for Obama for not other reason than he is black.
5 years ago
Obamas black? Thought that was another one of Romneys lies.
5 years ago
We get it you don't like Obama. Shut up about it.
5 years ago
I am way past "don't like" .... but I will stfu about it because even thinking about him pisses me off.
5 years ago
Fuck off already.
5 years ago
Dug, you are a fucking retard, I imagine you are a prime candidate for social assistance yet you support big business.... stupid fuckin americans and their stupid american dream
5 years ago
Dug, aside from your "Muslim socialist" claims, what is it exactly that you don't like about Obama...... Policies etc.?
5 years ago
his blackness
5 years ago
obviously
5 years ago
I assume you're going to respond with some back washed fox news dribble that has nothing to do with reality in general. The united states would be a better place if millions of Americans decided to fucking read now and then, maybe think for themselves on occasion :/
5 years ago
@jen I think for myself and I voted for Romney although he wasn't worth a damn either. America hasn't had a decent president since Truman and the reason for that is is because Americas smartest men wouldn't be president. They make more money doing something else.
5 years ago
thats incredibly stupid for a person your age
5 years ago
pretty stupid regardless..but to think ignorants like you actually vote
5 years ago
the theory of a teenaged boy
5 years ago
i dont want you to suffer in the chains of dementia...hold your breath awhile earhair
5 years ago
I could care less that is he black. I just don't like the way he is taking this country. He says he is gonna raise taxes on the wealthy but you know it is gonna be raised on everyone. His plan is to do more with green energy and crush coal and oil in the process. My opinion is he is gonna skull fuck this country. When Obamacare taxes kick in I bet peoples feelings are gonna change.
5 years ago
you literally have no idea what youre talking about
youre just repeating shit uncledad told yoiu
5 years ago
We can bitch back and forth on here and it isn't gonna change anything. I just hope that when things go to hell further than they are now people will actually put blame where it belongs on Obama and his policy's and leave Bush out of it.
5 years ago
and for that matter pistons you are a racist,,,an ignorant funny looking racist
5 years ago
you dont know what youre talking about and i think you know it
5 years ago
Another liberal tactic. You don't like Obama then you are a racist. Well if that is the definition of racist I guess I am.
5 years ago
id ask you to explain your position and the reasons..but we both know you dont have one of youre own
5 years ago
We will see dik. Time will prove me right... or wrong.
5 years ago
um..you had an opinion? all i heard was you farting a headline from fox news
5 years ago
You wouldn't be happy with what ever I say your mind is made up just as mine is. Not gonna change yours and you ain't gonna change mine. Plus I ain't got time.... gotta head to work for awhile
5 years ago
dude i know way more about the politics in your country than you..go icefisjhng
5 years ago
I didn't here anything from you... just personal slams and liberal babble
5 years ago
hear *
5 years ago
because i know you are too stupid to waste my time in a serious discussion
5 years ago
Cool..... in that case I am headed to work. Bye dik. Go hug a tree for me. Muah
5 years ago
your type are a dime a dozen bumbling all over bumping into your own butt...i know tons of idiots juuuust like you
5 years ago
So... Just to be clear... Obama says he isn't going to raise taxes for the middle class..... But you claim he's lying... And going to "skull fuck" our country by investing in new and renewable energy.....


Brilliant. Just brilliant.
5 years ago
Well, he is from Ohio and we all know that Ohioans are the worst at being nerdy
5 years ago
Ok Jen.... don't know if you know this or not but the rich don't pay taxes. When you raise taxes on them they just pass that tax along to whoever buys there goods or services. Which is passing the tax onto the middle class. And investing in renewable energy is not the problem. I am fine with that. But what I am not fine with is for example....... stopping all drilling for oil in the gulf, stopping the Canadian pipeline, taxing anyone who burns coal out of existence.
5 years ago
This shouldn't be difficult. Most Americans are on the receiving end. By now they know trickle-down economics is a lie. And they sense the dice are loaded in favor of the multimillionaires and billionaires, and their corporations, now paying a relative pittance in taxes.
5 years ago
The vast majority of Americans can't afford to pay more. Despite an economy that's twice as large as it was thirty years ago, the bottom 90 percent are still stuck in the mud. If they're employed they're earning on average only about $280 more a year than thirty years ago, adjusted for inflation. That's less than a 1 percent gain over more than a third of a century. (Families are doing somewhat better but that's only because so many families now have to rely on two incomes.)
Yet even as their share of the nation's total income has withered, the tax burden on the middle has grown. Today's working and middle-class taxpayers are shelling out a bigger chunk of income in payroll taxes, sales taxes, and property taxes than thirty years ago.
It's just the opposite for super rich.
The top 1 percent's share of national income has doubled over the past three decades (from 10 percent in 1981 to well over 20 percent now). The richest one-tenth of 1 percent's share has tripled. And they're doing better than ever. According to a new analysis by the Wall Street Journal, total compensation and benefits at publicly-traded Wall Street banks and securities firms hit a record in 2010 -- $135 billion. That's up 5.7 percent from 2009.
Yet, remarkably, taxes on the top have plummeted. From the 1940s until 1980, the top tax income tax rate on the highest earners in America was at least 70 percent. In the 1950s, it was 91 percent. Now it's 35 percent. Even if you include deductions and credits, the rich are now paying a far lower share of their incomes in taxes than at any time since World War II.

5 years ago
But go ahead and say how the "numbers" and "logic" are liberal bs......
5 years ago
consider this: if the usa goes bankrupt, the rich are the big losers.
5 years ago
The only way to decrease the deficit and keep the us from going bankrupt, is to increase tax the wealthy.
5 years ago
how about, instead of that, every american gets $10,000 a month?
5 years ago
backing up a bit here - i think we can all agree that voting against someone because of their color is racist, right?

Q: isnt voting FOR someone because of their color racist, too?
if not, why not?
5 years ago
racism is just ingrained into early 21st century america
5 years ago
check back next century for a real change
5 years ago
@possum; yes it is indeed racist,
BUT knowing there are a bunch of ignoramuses that are going to vote against the democratic candidate even (if they have NEVER voted republican in there life) simply because he is black, it's only fair...
5 years ago
I hate politics :(
5 years ago
Possum that was my whole purpose of my original comment. How blacks voted Obama 95 percent and somehow the white man is racist. LOL
5 years ago
You can believe what you want Jen.... I know it looks like it is easy to figure out when you are on the outside looking in. But it is not that simple. I make over 60k per year which is a good income for where I live, but after I get my income tax return I barely pay any federal income taxes. And for instance my daughter works part time and goes to college. She paid 700 dollars in federal income tax total and got back 1700 dollars in her refund. That used up everything that I paid in for my share of taxes. So my whole family didn't pay anything. Does that make sense no.... and no wonder this country is so far in debt. You can't give people back more than they paid in. I don't care on low income people to give them back every dime but 1000 bucks more is stupid.
5 years ago
your math is probably wrong
5 years ago
not counting the eic and stimulus, of course.
5 years ago
So now lets do some math. Obama came into office with the nat. debt at 10 trillion and now it is over 16 trillion. So 6 trillion in debt which is spending 6 trillion more than what was taken in taxes. 300 million people live in the US. So do the math and it is $20,000.00 for ever man/woman/child/illegal alien/retired etc person in this country. Now how in the hell is that ever gonna get paid back. I had problems with how Bush spent money like he was at the strip club but Obama is much worse. Unfortunately my kids are gonna have to pay this shit back.
5 years ago
you should have paid about 10k in federal income taxes
5 years ago
if you didn't, it is because you manipulated the tax code to your benefit or you made a mistake in your math.
5 years ago
as for your daughter, she probably didn't make enough to actually owe taxes, so she got the $700 back, plus the stimulus., plus the eic (because she's a young woman).
5 years ago
yep exactly .... which is wrong.... paying 0 in taxes is good enough don't pay people to work...... just stupid
5 years ago
she didn't make enough to owe any taxes...do you even do your own taxes, or do you pay someone do to them for you?
5 years ago
Looking back at my tax records I did pay enough to cover my daughters refund plus some. I paid in $4000 in taxes and got a small refund. I do my own taxes
5 years ago
for example, if she made less than $7,250, then she had no tax liability and she got back the $700 that was taken out of her checks. the government actually made money off of her, since they had that $700 all year interest free....multiply that by the 300 million motherfuckers in this country and you'll see how it adds up....
5 years ago
ha... like they put it in the bank and collected interest. Crazy fuckers in Washington spent that shit before it even got to them.
5 years ago
nothing wrong with that...keep that money moving....it is all illusory anyway.

let's just stick with my previously stated super-colossal mind-bending idea: everyone gets $10,000 every month.
5 years ago
So how is that supposed to work ? If you just sit your ass in a chair at work you get 10k. And if you bust your ass you get 10k ? Nobody is gonna do shit at work and the economy tanks.
5 years ago
* Einrednatreb moves to a commune *


at least they usually grow pot...
5 years ago
10k is too high, the value of the dollar would be hit too hard. I think 4k would be a more suitable number.
5 years ago
Would never work..... look at all the abuse in welfare and SSI now. No one working and just waiting on their "check".... well and maybe selling a little moonshine or pot on the side for extra cash.
5 years ago
in 2005 if every person in the United States had made an equal dollar ammount, we all would have had an annual income of $25,379. that would be $2,144 a month for every living person.
5 years ago
first of all, why would no one be working under that scenario?
5 years ago
They might show up for work to get their paycheck but not incentive to do anything more than just to squeak by. No bonus for a job well done no raises nothing... why bust your ass just go with the flow.
5 years ago
if that happened, it seems like the people that were worth retaining would have to be paid enough to get them to do a good job.
5 years ago
We're going to become extinct one day so who gives a fuck?
5 years ago
How about I believe in facts and you believe a bunch of bullshit to keep you distracted and ignorant

Yay, go fox! Fair and balanced!
5 years ago
Yay! No more abortions, cut social welfare and fuck healthcare for the poor and incapable, yeehaww!!!! Let's socialize corporate debt, but to hell with those starving and destitute, yaya!!

You're the fucking problem Dug, this backwards and ignorant way of thinking is the problem. Not Obama, not the poor, stupidity.
5 years ago
Enough of this babble.


Let us move onto something we can all agree upon...


Religion.
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy 's head essssplodes *
5 years ago
My husband just got his certificate as an ordained dudiest priest, you know you want to......

http://dudeism.com/
5 years ago
lol dug's a pretty good troll, all you faggots fell for it
5 years ago
when the government throw shit at you like 'were 10 trillion in national debt', nobody actually knows what they actually mean. By we do they mean every man, woman and child? The government? Poor people? Schools? Or do they just mean people who loan and don't pay back, so then WE have to pay the debt? Fucking misdirectional bullshit.
5 years ago
and no I didn't read anything but I saw a couple of novels in there
5 years ago
You're right Jen.... We all need to play robin hood and take from the rich and give to the poor. People with jobs just need to work a little harder to pay for all those welfare mothers. Got ya.... makes perfect sense to me. Is that the way you do it over in merry ol' England ?
5 years ago
16 trillion divided by 300 million people in the USA = $50,000 debt per citizen. Sure lets keep Obama and continue in this road to prosperity. More welfare and government payouts for all. Good times on the way.
5 years ago
Shut the fuck up dug, idiots like you are why we can't have nice things, like FREE HEALTHCARE. When will you cunts realize that it benefits YOU? Fuck off, eat shit, I hope you get seriously fucking injured, end up in the hospital, get your coverage (IF you have any) dropped and left with a quarter million dollar hospital bill, because you are a ginormous retard
5 years ago
Does dug really think that Jerby is from England?

HAHAHA!
5 years ago
he doesn't wanna pay for the poor. I don't wanna pay for baby mother welfare. Were on the saem page I think.
5 years ago
you guys are about to get socialist healthcare but our health service is beginning to privatize. Funny ol' world
5 years ago
We are Mako.... I don't mind helping out to some who "need it" but I am sick of the life'rs on welfare and SSI who can work but refuse and suck the government tit.
5 years ago
Dug, tell us more about your daughter.
5 years ago
Dug, give us some specific examples. Can you show how many people are on welfare that don't deserve it or is leaching?
5 years ago
There are always gonna be, in every country, people who fuck the system to benefit themselves. If you think you can somehow change that, you're fooling yourself.
5 years ago
About 5'7" 105 pounds ... 23 years old in college and single no kids and works. How is that urkel
5 years ago
pics or it never happened
5 years ago
Tell her urk says wassup?
5 years ago
he doesnt wanna change that... he just doesnt want to be the one who is part of the system that gets fucked
5 years ago
-?
5 years ago
drum.... good point lets just pay and not ask any questions. It is only money right
5 years ago
Well, good luck in that imaginary utopia. I hear there a few remote islands up for sale.
5 years ago
dug, I'm going to find and fuck your daughter in her ass
5 years ago
what utopia? shit happens, and people don't want to be responsible for it anymore, fuck the unfortunate
5 years ago
Done urkelbot.... she says wassup ? but with the question mark for the wtf look on her face
5 years ago
go for it drum
5 years ago
sign her up for mucho you inbred hillbilly faggot
5 years ago
show her my pic and watch her get wet
5 years ago
To socialize with all you degenerates.... I don't think so
5 years ago
I must be confused... are the innocent children the problem? or the laid off people who cant find jobs. So confused!
5 years ago
but you could have jrob as a son in law....doesnt that sound nice?
5 years ago
Some people need help others don't ... Let's just cut the people out who don't.... doesn't seem so complicted
5 years ago
drum.... she ain't into fatty's so I will save you the embarrassment
5 years ago
http://imgur.com/ORwN9
5 years ago
So tell me, how do you know the difference?
5 years ago
dug, I'm not fat
5 years ago
ohhh the innocent children...!! who fucking cares? They ain't my children for fucks sake. I ain;t feeding that mouth.
5 years ago
Are you still talking politics? This is now a dug's daughter thread.
5 years ago
People with mental or physical problems can be on welfare.... otherwise get a fuckin job.
5 years ago
What's her cup size?
5 years ago
lol. yeah you're right. I'm out.
5 years ago
When you are 105 pounds you are fat to her drum... trust me
5 years ago
urkel she like those insulated 16oz cups to put her coffee in. fyi
5 years ago
does she have a flat top too?
5 years ago
that would be hot
5 years ago
sorry... no on the flat top
5 years ago
Dug, what do you do for a living?
5 years ago
I fix medical equipment. Kinda like the Maytag repairman.... when shit breaks I get the call and I go and fix it.
5 years ago
I fix MRI's and CAT Scans
5 years ago
but you can't fix stupid!
5 years ago
Hey dug, 105 lbs? was that a typo or are you saying your daughter has body image issues? Also, does she dislike you? You know, daddy issues?
5 years ago
How has the MRI machine not killed you? With that dense ball of sheer metal in your head, that magnetic field is so strong it should just make your head implode.
It's better than a burger flipper, I'll admit. At least you're benefiting society rather than making them fat.
5 years ago
No... she likes me and she has a boyfriend.... remember the guy mooning the camera on my tractor picture. That is him.
5 years ago
My job i am sure could be in trouble once Obama care kicks in. We will see.... but on the bright side I suppose I can live off the system and let all the working people pay for me for a change.
5 years ago
If people would just stay fit instead of getting fat and lazy and needing care 24/7, and we just kill off all the old people who can't benefit society anyways healthcare wouldn't be so much now would it?
5 years ago
Well with that logic if someone is not smart in school they won't benefit society so lets put them down early.
5 years ago
Kill everyone!
5 years ago
shut up
5 years ago
I'm not talking..
5 years ago
Here's the key. Let the masses have free health care. Parents no longer worry about what happens if they or their kids get sick. Kids miss less school. Focus goes back to education, even for poor families. College follows, or trades. The country is better off. the end.
5 years ago
* jrob2020 closes this thread and closes door behind him *
5 years ago
Heather sounds nice in your fantasy world but that is what it is and all it is a FANTASY.
5 years ago
howso? it already happens elsewhere in the world.
5 years ago
Let me guess everyone is so happy and life is good.... right ?
5 years ago
Booooring
5 years ago
Happier and better, yup.
5 years ago
No you stfu phag.
5 years ago
The great Irony of this thread is that our newly government subsidized healthcare would actually create more work for our friend Dug and put more money in his camouflaged wallet
5 years ago
isn't that the great part?
5 years ago
IRONNNYYY
5 years ago
NO BECAUSE DEMOCRATS!
5 years ago
Oh, hi. Am I interrupting here?
5 years ago
yes get the fuck out
5 years ago
I hope you guys are right even though I know you are wrong. Doesn't matter what I think or want anyhow. Obama is back in the White House and we are gonna have socialized medicine. Enjoy paying for it. If you voted for him don't bitch just pay for it and smile. I didn't vote for him so I can bitch all I want.
5 years ago
ouch
5 years ago
It's not socialized, it's subsidized. Ya' know like your buddies in the coal, oil, banking, and defense industries. Education, now that's socialized, get it right.
5 years ago
You make it sound... so.... ..so...... ..... getto welfare
5 years ago
I'LL SHUT YOUR FUCK UP SWAMP NIGGER
5 years ago
Uhhhhh.... ok
* DangerousDug wonders wtf Shitler is on *
5 years ago
uhhhhh... let's just say, your daughter
5 years ago
One can't hurt it, Two can't get on it.
5 years ago
I didn't vote for Obama because he's black. I voted for him because he's a Muslim, communist, gay, baby raping, cop killer who cheats on his taxes and doesn't recycle. That and the way he framed Oswald after shooting Kennedy from the grassy knoll.
5 years ago
I didn't vote for Obama. But I think it's cool he smokes Newports.
5 years ago
Kools would be too stereotypical.
5 years ago
newports were the only menthols available at the Sandstone commissary
5 years ago
...
5 years ago
* Rolandofgilead whistles past the graveyard. *
5 years ago
All of this is irrelevent now. States are threatening to secede and it's going to turn into another civil war all over again.
5 years ago
Bush: Patriot Act, pointless wars, indiscriminate spending.

Barry: NDAA, pointless wars, indiscriminate spending.
5 years ago
Howl away, you brainwashed partisan monkeys.

Howl away.
5 years ago
In conclusion I love JB and want to shoot notsodangerousdumbass in the face.
5 years ago
Maggie .... I had problems with JB as well. As far as shooting me in the face .... with what ? I doubt you even have a gun.
5 years ago
Roland.... Like above I bitched about Bush as well. Bush was walking us towards the cliff.... Barry is taking us there in a race car.
5 years ago
Jawz, you're a fucking idiot. I'm not even going to bore the others with the details. Just know that the world would be a better place if you forgot how to breathe for about 10 minutes.
5 years ago
^^You mad bro? Oh, I'm sorry that I am managing to piss you off fag boy. Read the news! I'm sure it's not going to happen but the fact that it IS happening means change will occur.
5 years ago
WOULD YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK ALREADY
5 years ago
Only if you give me a reach around.
5 years ago
------------------------------------------------------------^ that was for telling me to stfu on another post. dick breath
5 years ago
i will do whatever it takes for this thread to end
5 years ago
Get a bigger boat. Don't forget the air tanks and the rifle.
5 years ago
Jen, stfu my comments if it makes you feel better. Keep consuming Left propaganda you find acceptable and laughing at Rights who do the same. YOU are part of the problem, too. You're no different than some fuck stain who listens to Limbaugh all day, just the other side of the same coin.

It's cute that you think your opinion matters though.

5 years ago
Wow, this whole thread was fucking stupid and mislead. Way to go everyone that took the reelection too seriously.
People need to realize that this country is already fucked, it never mattered who was or will be leading it.
5 years ago
But now over to the important questions...

Is Dug saying that he's that Asian guy in the picture?
3 years ago
Fake.... If I was Asian I would by one of their shitty cars
3 years ago
nice job tink
5 years ago
fake no sign
5 years ago
Hi Morph!
5 years ago
That black guy will be the first one to get killed for sure
5 years ago
because?
5 years ago
He's racist.
5 years ago
The random black guy always gets killed first
5 years ago
you guys...
5 years ago
Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf thatdoush?
5 years ago
Just shut up.
5 years ago
My butt hurt senses are tingling
5 years ago
meh
5 years ago
Let's be friends :)
5 years ago
Animal is right.. the black guy is always the first to die..
5 years ago
+1 for Animal
5 years ago
Wow, I didn't know Dug was a billionaire!
5 years ago
18 STFU's not bad
3 years ago
Also.

Wrong Thread.
3 years ago
Get your shit together Barret....
3 years ago
where are the 18 stfus please?
3 years ago
Try that arrow button in the bottom right corner.
3 years ago
ah
3 years ago
* MetalFace Ben Afflecks *


Look at the Fuckin' smile on my face!
5 years ago
"fries at the club"
5 years ago
I always knew fries was an Asian chick on the inside.
5 years ago
He's jealous of Lada.
5 years ago
she looks like a girl i got with
5 years ago
*raped
5 years ago
*boy
5 years ago
Not one of them flashing a peace sign. fake
5 years ago
Fuji he he he
5 years ago
Does Morph have an Asian fetish?
5 years ago
Is this some sort of 'Rush Hour' prequel?
5 years ago
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
3 years ago
recover password
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