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You'll wanna shot your eye out

Another memory from my youth chewed up and spit out like some undercooked, grainy Christmas fudge with almost no walnuts in it.

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by SNIKT

submitted November 11th 2012

23 comments
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You'll wanna shot your eye out
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They made A Christmas Story 2.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2281069/
I saw the preview for it and it sucks donkey dick. :(
5 years ago
That's an insult to donkey dicks
5 years ago
the only thing i remember from this movie was the scene on the slide
5 years ago
And not the kid getting his tongue stuck to the pole. I mean that is the best part in the movie.
5 years ago
best part is when he beats the shit out of the bully, or when he gets his mouth rinsed out with soap, or the part where he does get the red ryder bb gun and shoot his eye and then he came to the realization that his parents do have his best interests at heart even if they are mean grumpy people.
5 years ago
The Chinese restaurant will always be my favorite scene.
5 years ago
The part with Santa. Hoooo, hooo, hoooo!
5 years ago
Fra-gee-lay? Must be French!
5 years ago
*Italian. You've never seen the movie, imposter!
5 years ago
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
5 years ago
Haven't seen it in probably 20 years
5 years ago
Actually... It occurs to me that I don't know how old that movie is
5 years ago
1983
5 years ago
I like this movie, specially when the Ginger, smerf looking bully got the shit beat out of him..
5 years ago
"The Scut Farcus Affair". Zack Ward. He's been in all kinds of minor roles since then. One of the "steady wage" kind of actors.
5 years ago
You know one of the kids from that movie did a porno as an adult, and no it wasn't ralphie.
5 years ago
who?
5 years ago
the kid who got his tounge stuck to the pole was in a porno, I don't his real name
5 years ago
Scott Schwartz. The one who played Ralphie, Peter Billingsly, is a producer.
5 years ago
We sell all kinds of A Christmas Story shit in our dollar section at work. Just terrible
5 years ago
ILL TAKE IT. Best xmas movie ever. When I have a kid, I'm gonna wrap him up in so many winter clothes he cant move :(
5 years ago
Do you sell the leg lamp?
5 years ago
the leg lamp is way more than a dollar...the last one i saw (years ago) was $60 or something....
5 years ago
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