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Ironhead's toys

Since show & tell has been common lately, hell I'll throw in my two cents. I'm a lifetime knife nut. I've been a knife maker, knife dealer, and always a collector. Spent time in martial arts, learned broadsword fencing, foil fencing, and some kendo. This is the stuff I have laying around. Not pictured; doubles, investment grade swords and custom knives in the vault and storage, and hundreds of pocket knives. Also my rifles and a shotgun. I like guns okay, but knives are my first passion. Plus I ran out of real estate in my living room and enthusiasm for the project. It was cutting into my drinking time (and dinner) and I keep guns and alcohol strictly seperate.

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by Ironhead_Of_Scroteus

submitted November 5th 2012

112 comments
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I'm guessing you're single?
5 years ago
Nope. I'm lucky. Married 18 years. My wife likes all this shit too. She has a respectable collection going.
5 years ago
Happy Mucho Day Ironhead_of_scroteus
5 years ago
Thank you thatdude420! Ever since the puffy nipple sub you can do no wrong in my book!
5 years ago
feliz muchodia ironhead
5 years ago
WEPA!
5 years ago
Thanks guys!
5 years ago
im sorry about your penis scrot.. i truly am
5 years ago
* xzekiel shits in freezer and prepares sock *
5 years ago
Nice collection Ironhead, i'd like to collect sharp and pointy things but the doctors wont let me have anything sharper than a crayon
5 years ago
Ahh,candi. A man renowned for his concern about other men's cocks. Thanks.
5 years ago
* Ironhead_Of_Scroteus prepares shitsock bazooka *
5 years ago
think you have the wrong guy there scrot. its trannies im known for. jeez noob.. im ashamed
5 years ago
Sorry. Sometimes I subconsciously consider trannies "other men" ............God Damn! Fuckin' noob. I am ashamed as well.
5 years ago
* Ironhead_Of_Scroteus watches past tranny porn in pennance *
5 years ago
i know where to go when the zombie apocolypse breaks out now
5 years ago
You need to shut the fuck up , your ass will become a zombie and I will catch you and cut off your arms and teeth and use you for my personal assistant.
5 years ago
personal assistant means you're homo sex slave, doesn't it :(
5 years ago
Shutup bitch
5 years ago
really, what good is a personal assistant without teeth or arms? i guess they'd be easier to keep captive and rape in the bunghole
5 years ago
I'm guessing you never seen walking dead . Obviously , if they have no arms they can't over power you , and can't scratch, second if they have no teeth , obviously you can figure that out , just have them carry your shit , put the strap over their head diagonally and enjoy not having to carry a bunch of supplies
5 years ago
You stfu urkel
5 years ago
hemad^
5 years ago
Jenbirdy's comment... I....

* Barret leaves to fap himself to sleep *
5 years ago
You people own a lot of weapons. All i have is a pocket knife i got off of QVC when i was a 13.
5 years ago
Very nice collection Ironhead. Notice all knives in this video were not gay ginsu knifes like thatdude's.
5 years ago
Is the SAA the Colt? If so, nice peice, very nice collection, Of all your sidearms do you have a favorite carry peice?
5 years ago
The SAA is an Italian repro. It's fun sometimes, handloading each chamber. There's an antique British Webley MkIV, Ruger 22/45, Smith & Wesson .357 magnum Police (got it cheap when the cops switched to autos), Ruger P85, Star 9mm Largo, Daewoo compact 9mm, and the Colt 32-20 Army Special my dad gave me just yesterday. Very cool. The Ruger P85 is my nail driver, but my favorite carry piece is the North American Arms 5 shot 22 revolver with the folding grip. I have the magnum cylinder with hollow points loaded. If it's a 22, it might as well be the most powerful version of the round you can get.
5 years ago
* JamesTKirk looks around *

* JamesTKirk looks again *

* JamesTKirk looks around corner *

* JamesTKirk looks in pocket *

* JamesTKirk finds phone booth *

* JamesTKirk dials ATF... *
5 years ago
My peashooters are all legal in my state there cap!
5 years ago
Cosplay at Scrotes house!!
5 years ago
Shotgun conan the barbarian
5 years ago
Fuckin' A !
* Ironhead_Of_Scroteus hides Urusei Yatsura VHS tapes *
5 years ago
HMBD DUDE!
5 years ago
Thanks a lot MD!
5 years ago
^classic
5 years ago
^^intreposting nobb
5 years ago
Thanks for bringing that post up, poss. Still my fave. I wish I could find gold like that every time I ventured out into the internets world.
5 years ago
show us your U.Y, or any Anime video Collection, Im itching to show off my nerd collection of Anime and rare comics and video games
5 years ago
You first. I'm not gonna push my luck here.
5 years ago
If you're going to pan around forever, at least include some commentary.

Cool helmet.
Bear Grylls machete though?
5 years ago
whoa - this is a vid?
5 years ago
* possum clicks play *
5 years ago
* possum finds interesting speck of dust and wows out *
5 years ago
How's that book, vermin?
5 years ago
tbh havent had the time to start in on it yet
5 years ago
(Election Time is Busy Time for the mailbox spam industry )
5 years ago
* Rolandofgilead doesn't even ask.. *
5 years ago
i'm an OCR tech - sorry for the junk mail!
5 years ago
Feel free to trade my political ads for Arby's hot turkey sangwich coupons or something..
5 years ago
Ah, I was going to do a picture, at the last second decided a vid might be better to show everything. I was completely unprepared for any dialog. A tad self-conscious. I prefer my Cold Steel machetes but the Grylls machete has proven to be excellent. I've tested one pretty well.
5 years ago
My only complaint about the bear grylls machete is the useless saw-teeth on the back.
5 years ago
This one doesn't have any saw teeth. It's the smaller one that looks kinda like a cleaver.
5 years ago
I don't see the Ronco® six star knife set including the showtime rocker! I'll assume that it's part of your investment collection securely tucked away in the vault.
5 years ago
I had eight and sold them on Ebay. They went for about $60.00 each. Bought 'em from a retired dealer $50.00 for the lot.
5 years ago
I love the eerie silence of this video. Awesome collection btw.
5 years ago
Thanks. I decided on a video last second, didn't want to sound like a retard so I kept quiet.
5 years ago
It is wonderful collection))))
5 years ago
)))))))
5 years ago
Thanks Nas! ))))
5 years ago
I like a plain weapon.
5 years ago
like a boomerang?)))))))
5 years ago
Nas should stick with rock and clubs
5 years ago
Thatdudes knife destroys your whole collection.
5 years ago
I know, right!
5 years ago
Scroteus, your noble quest now is to submit footage of your sword wielding skills as you slice through various fruit and bottles of liquid and objects thrown at you jedi style.
5 years ago
I'll have to get some pumpkins or hog heads or something good like that. Cutting jugs of water is fun but makes for a lame video. Guys who do that on YT usually take a lot of shit.
5 years ago
anything that will look impressive in slow-mo. Also, a camera with highspeed frames-per-second settings might be useful.
5 years ago
I actually have access to one, so if anyone has any requests for slowmo stuff let it be known. I don't own any guns or knives though.
5 years ago
I do have a request but its kinda private.
5 years ago
does it have anything to do with slow-mo cameras?
5 years ago
I guess it could.
5 years ago
Can I call the camera Nancy?
5 years ago
You can call it what you like. The normal term camera saves confusion though.
5 years ago
I like the two little black ones on the right
5 years ago
The last time I said that I was arrested outside of a school.
5 years ago
The M-Techs. Good choice. I actually carry and use those fairly often.
5 years ago
Taking a shotgun and blowing the shit out of pumpkins is a load of fun I have to admit.
5 years ago
reply fail ol' fella
5 years ago
But it's true.
5 years ago
Great Xmas Avi there Squidley! It makes me happy :)
5 years ago
wheres your light sabre ninjaballs
5 years ago
hahahaha does your mom know where your allowance went?
5 years ago
what are you going to do with all that crap leonardo?
5 years ago
chuck norris called
5 years ago
looks like you stole the props from the worst movie ever made
5 years ago
this is overcompensating personified
5 years ago
Light Sabres are for pussies
5 years ago
hahahaha that really was an issue when I was a kid
5 years ago
I eventually sell most of the crap Norbert
5 years ago
chuck norris lol
5 years ago
I've HAD some prop knives from a Norris movie as well as others actually
5 years ago
almost as bad as the way you comment
5 years ago
someone has some serious phalus issues doesn't he????
5 years ago
Samurai_primE is envious of my massive Samurai sword.
5 years ago
So guys with big dicks don't collect things?
5 years ago
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Guess they just walk around with their kawk dragging the ground all day with no ambition or want of any kind of material goods. Or, they collect tiny gay things like dollhouse tea services since that would somehow inversely allude to the immensity of their dick. I think Sam might be a fail in all of these.
5 years ago
* possum subs a vid about guns *
5 years ago
I'd show my tiny dick (maybe it's average?) arsenal, but my houseboat sank and, well...
5 years ago
you know what they say about boats in colorado
5 years ago
So basically what you're trying to tell us, is that you were picked on A LOT as a child.
5 years ago
As a little kid, sure. But after a few years of Karate and Tae Kwon Do in mid and high school it kind of ceases to be an issue.
5 years ago
karaday train your baday
5 years ago
why were you picked on as a lil kid, sir?
5 years ago
i mean - i wasnt - and i was a total dumbfuck of of a little kid
5 years ago
I dunno, it was kind of aboot 38 years ago and stuff. Haircut, clothes, awkwardness, whatever kids pick on other kids about.
As for you,I think they pitied and looked out for you,poss. Cute and cuddly makes up for a lot.
5 years ago
Wow... a guy who went out and took karate and bought a bunch of weapons... how did I know...
5 years ago
'Cause you're a fuckin' genius.
5 years ago
Guns for show, knives for a pro.
5 years ago
I'd like to be your damsel, Sir Ironhead.
5 years ago
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