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3 1/2 min of WTF

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I can only describe this as 3 1/2 minutes of WTF.

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by Phyre

submitted October 25th 2012

39 comments
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comments (39)
Really fucked up.... but I enjoyed it for some reason
5 years ago
wtf indeed. its like mucho concentrate.
5 years ago
Add to cans of regular internet and stir until dissolved.
5 years ago
*two
5 years ago
add another can of fail to your useless antics routine
5 years ago
where the fuck is your UV btw, Rolanda, this is the most muchoworthy video imaginable. Unpatriotic bastard.
5 years ago
fucking poser.....
5 years ago
have another old man..... just keeping drinking till everything "makes sense"
5 years ago
Who can ride a toucan?

You can!

Who can scold a drunk?

Anyone but a 40oz. guzzling, pot smoking, partisan wigger with an axe to grind.
5 years ago
* JerkStore maniacally sparks axe off grinding stone and glares *
5 years ago
still no UV ?? figures you would still vote 3rd party on the most muchoworthy post of your life.
5 years ago
you've got the same old routine every time old man.... and you take too long to respond. get some sleep dude. you've got a long day of stressing over your struggling business tomorrow.
5 years ago
Not struggling by any means.

Aaaand what is it you do for a living again?
5 years ago
My guess is that JerkyStore works
5 years ago
barista/photographer
5 years ago
but i dont do that for a living... i just live. my life doesnt revolve around earning money
5 years ago
At a coffee shop? HOW DID I GUESS??????????
5 years ago
umm... you didnt
5 years ago
Typed it before you responded.

The Great Roland has spoken!
5 years ago
well, its not that far of a stretch for what you know about me. so, if it the shoe fits, ya know
5 years ago
Then it must be a duck.
5 years ago
Some fucking hippie kid at work gave me the "I don't live to work, I work to live, man." line awhile back. What a bunch of contrived horse shit! No one lives to work that I know, Including me.

Maybe people in North Korea do?

Grow up JS ffs, you perpetual layabout.
5 years ago
this is maybe the best sub ever!
5 years ago
cancel the maybe
5 years ago
Hah. I wouldnt have watched it had it not been possum approved
5 years ago
Why does itt say "POS" at 00:42?
5 years ago
dude
5 years ago
WITH THIS MUSIC VIDEO

* JerkStore lights ceremonial candles and begins chants *


OUR MOVEMENT HAS COME TO BE

* JerkStore punctures hole in arm for sacrificial blood letting *
5 years ago
fucking amazing vid, ja?
5 years ago
ja
5 years ago
Go occupy a cart corral at Whole Foods.

They do have some good nuts...
5 years ago
WE HAVE AN UNBELIEVER AMONGST US TONIGHT

* JerkStore screeches demonically *
5 years ago
* Rolandofgilead throws pine nuts, but not a single wasabi almond as they are delicious.. *
5 years ago
HE HAS BROUGHT UNCEREMONIAL ITEMS TO THE SACRED TIME

* JerkStore begins reading from ancient death scrolls *


*eyes go black*

*convulsions*
*convulsions*
5 years ago
You're a pretty scary guy.

Settle down some or I'll have to "recycle" your soap box.
5 years ago
I saw this and the first thing I though of was, "I must submit this to mucho."
5 years ago
looks pretty normal to me
5 years ago
Upvote just for playing a squeeze box
5 years ago
recover password