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Sealbashers New Album

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by jrob2020

submitted October 16th 2012

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I have to ask... what the hell is he (?) singing about?
5 years ago
i dont know but i like it
5 years ago
Turlinger Klosse, aparantly it's a dish he loves to eat. Give me a sec.
5 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kn%C3%B6del there you go
5 years ago
what language?
5 years ago
Meat balls.. Definitely Seal.
5 years ago
That's german of course, and it's not meat balls !!! It's potato and stuff.
5 years ago
youre right, its german and he is singing about that dish "thüriger klöße" he likes to eat
5 years ago
and fuck you jrob
5 years ago
German and flemish are so much alike ... quite easy to get what he is singing about. And it's not a really difficult song neither :p
5 years ago
languages are alike?
5 years ago
Of course they aren't, it'd be silly if say Danes and Norwegians could understand each other.
5 years ago
Sound's like one of those educational videos that accompany language text books.
5 years ago
Perkele!
5 years ago
¡Ven Conmigo!
5 years ago
There are so many local dialects here that differ so much, that Flemish people that live near Germany are more likely to understand Germans than they would understand Flemish people from the coast. From the German border to the Belgian coast there is about 200 km, 2h on the highway, tops. Go figure.
5 years ago
Leonard does not like that pizza. 2 out 6 stars.
5 years ago
that intro sucks
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
You can't lol at your own comment...
5 years ago
well i just did
5 years ago
Take it back.
5 years ago
i'll take it back when i start getting the respect my comments are due
5 years ago
shutup bitch, ill piss on your comments
5 years ago
proof that Hitler should have been allowed to continue
5 years ago
So you want us all to be like this?
5 years ago
no , he should have been allowed to continue wiping out retards
5 years ago
A world without mucho, is not a world I'd like to live in.
5 years ago
But Mucho would be so much better without it 75% retarded users
5 years ago
as if they wouldn't be almost instantly replaced
5 years ago
Not if they where swept off the face of the earth by good old Adolf.
5 years ago
jones is german ?
5 years ago
How many stfus were you shooting for with that comment?
5 years ago
none ! ? i just wanted an answer , so are you a german ?
5 years ago
jones is not german
5 years ago
He's Danish.
5 years ago
you could tuck denmark and germany in texas and lose them pretty quick.
5 years ago
really? is it because those two countries have lesser geographical areas than texas maybe?
5 years ago
just wait a few years. germany is working on a master plan right now, to secure new liveing area
5 years ago
That comment...............concerns me.
5 years ago
Seal, does it have to do with Poland ?
5 years ago
partly....yes
5 years ago
I'll check if I have black shirt.
5 years ago
Good thing we kept Gen. Patton in cryogenic freezing this whole time...
5 years ago
patton was (is) a faggot
5 years ago
* MetalFace shoots seal in the belly *
5 years ago
thats not nice...
5 years ago
War is hell.
5 years ago
nobody was talking about war here...
5 years ago
Just a friendly knock on the door and a gentle request to capitulate then ?
5 years ago
i didn't realize germany's population was so big (82 million!)

where do they keep them all?
5 years ago
texas could for sure absorb all of denmark (land and population) and not even notice.
5 years ago
82 Mil. that's why they need lebensraum then.
5 years ago
schadenfreude is a sealbasher repost
5 years ago
Well good luck absorbing Greenland as well, since thats ours too.
5 years ago
more people live in my neighborhood than in all of greenland
5 years ago
More people have fucked Sealbasher than there are people on all of Greenland. Whats your point? It's still a large piece of land.
5 years ago
Also, its worth noting that all of those people took him in the ass.
5 years ago
you cant know that....
5 years ago
and its the opposite. i fucked all that whores there
5 years ago
+ jones mum
5 years ago
^ Dog fucker
5 years ago
Meh, she's kind of a bitch.
5 years ago
as long as it is a female dog its ok in my opinion. at least its not gay
5 years ago
*-fe, -not
5 years ago
rebuilding syntax is not cool. i mean everybody can do that-

*- (-fe, -not)
* i am jones and i love big cocks in my anus.

see?
5 years ago
*I know that
*sealbahser
*loves
*his
5 years ago
*sealbasher
5 years ago
*possum
5 years ago
*possum and jones
5 years ago
* + zeke....
5 years ago
cool shirt
5 years ago
I would never eat at the same table with that freak.
5 years ago
Wow this actually made me LOL..
5 years ago
I was promised an album
5 years ago
You'll take what you're given AND LIKE IT
5 years ago
Sounds like rape to me
5 years ago
I was hoping he/she/it was going to trip on that tree stump at 2:25
5 years ago
catchy beat.
5 years ago
BEST. maybe I will translate it if I have time.
4 years ago
Make time
4 years ago
When someone asks me
What do you like to eat
I could give the answer
For Klöße I go miles
Yes sure it tastes good to me

If the water is boiling on the stove
I don't care about pizza
because what is steaming on my plate
is everyones first choice

Thüringer Klöße
I like them badly
They taste best
Doesn't matter where ever I'm
When there are Klöße I need to test them

I'm quite hooked to them
The Klöße are important to me
No kebab no Spagetti no!
Thüringer Klöße it need to be
those are the first stanzas don't want to make the other ones :( but you can see what the song is all about

Well hard to translate because he speaks with a dialect
4 years ago
Welcome to Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
4 years ago
WHY DOES THIS SHIT PLAY FOR LIKE 15 SECONDS THEN SKIP TO THE END?
3 years ago
or is it on my end
3 years ago
Yeah. You've got to update the page. That's all.
3 years ago
ill update my fist in your face
3 years ago
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