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Died from Watching too much Porn

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This guy checked into a Motel, locked himself up in the room, took off all his clothes, loaded up internet porn on his laptop and… died. Who knows, maybe he had an orgasm to die for and his heart just burst with ecstasy. The original report said that the Motel staff checked up on the man the day after check in and that’s when they found him looking all bloated in his bed. He definitely looks like someone who’s been dead for a few days, not just one night so my guess is something got lost in translation. But then again, it makes sense that the Motel staff would want to know why the guest is not checking out as expected and knock on the door and eventually use their master key to get it…

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by MaxPower9

submitted October 9th 2012

31 comments
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Died from Watching too much Porn
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so why is there blood on the floor and what is in the bag ??
5 years ago
in some cases when bodies bloat their skin cracks open and pus and blood squirm out
5 years ago
... and what's in the bag?
5 years ago
crawfish
5 years ago
Hog jowls
5 years ago
It looks like......shallots
5 years ago
shallots seem to make the most sense
5 years ago
Or Chestnuts maybe ...
5 years ago
*crayfish
5 years ago
Rose petals.
5 years ago
Mountain oysters!?
5 years ago
I came back to ask what was in the bag :(
4 years ago
Pigs feet!
4 years ago
That's a huge ballbag.
5 years ago
if this is proven non-repost, i will upvote

(i know backwards - but, consider the source)
5 years ago
its not i checked
5 years ago
okay, ya, sure
5 years ago
okay - up it goes then
5 years ago
Thanks for the blowjob...I'd like to shake your ha---
5 years ago
Well, I guess we know how THIS night ended: http://muchosucko.com/61236/Whoever-said-justice-is-blind
5 years ago
LMFAO
5 years ago
looks like he'd been dead for a while , did nobody think to go check on him ?....
5 years ago
That long ass description doesn't explain shit
5 years ago
i'm never sleeping on a motel bed again
5 years ago
Nah it's cool, they bleach the sheets.
5 years ago
yeah, you keep thinking that
5 years ago
at best those sheets will get a Fabreeze once over.
5 years ago
hmmmmm i thought michael clarke duncan died in a hospital.
5 years ago
* possum beats the piss out of FOV and waits for a thank you *
5 years ago
Thank you
5 years ago
hey, i thought you were my number one fan :(
5 years ago
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