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Not dipshit ink

Because you asked me to

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by ladypele

submitted October 6th 2012

143 comments
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Not dipshit ink
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comments (143)
* smerf snrks *


Tramp stamp!
5 years ago
Hells ya!
5 years ago
* smerf takes aim and skeet skeet skeets *
5 years ago
* smerf rolls over and goes to sleep. *
5 years ago
Typical man
5 years ago
Hey, I gave you time to initiate cuddling. You didn't take advantage!
5 years ago
I read and type slower when I am drunk, so sue me.
5 years ago
Do you still want to cuddle?
5 years ago
Mmmmm.... no.
5 years ago
Okay then!

* smerf goes back to sleep *
5 years ago
Okay, maybe you are older than I thought.
5 years ago
Why is your avatar......blank?
5 years ago
To mess with possum a bit.
5 years ago
Well, fix it. Asswipe.
5 years ago
If you look, I commented about reverting to my nipple avatar before you even asked why mine was blank.

Give it a bit, I already swapped it.
5 years ago
I like the phoenix tattoo. But that's it. The rest not really.
5 years ago
They all have a reason, they aren't for you to like.
5 years ago
You put them on your body for people to see right. so i saw them and pick the one i like.
5 years ago
I don't put them on my body for people to see. Most people don't know I have them. They are for me. One I have on my back that I can't see is a hibiscus flower. In Hawaii everyone was so laid back and relaxed. When I get all tense and stressed about the stupid shit, I put my hand on that should to remind myself to chill. I am allergic to the sun and stayed covered up most the time, so no one really sees them.
5 years ago
It doesn't matter why you put them on your body, most of them suck.
5 years ago
why would she care about you peoples opinions of her tattoos... people dont get tattoos for other people to critique :P
but then again you are used to giving opinions that noone cares about :p
5 years ago
Why would we care about your opinion of our opinions?
5 years ago
Because we're insecure.
5 years ago
My opinion of all of your opinions is highly opinionated.
5 years ago
no sign
5 years ago
I had enough issues putting that together on my crappy computer. Deal with it 'cause I don't give a shit.
5 years ago
i guarantee i give a lot less of a shit than you..i was just sayin
5 years ago
Dammit, I was looking forward to a fist fight or something.
5 years ago
Top left: Libra, my son's birth sign; top middle; bisexual; top right: Love and death, red and black, have 5 people die that year; middle left: quote when two people died within 2 weeks of each other; bottom left: baby feet with wings because by brothers baby died at only 22 weeks along; bottom right: phoenix, reached a major turning point in life and started over.
5 years ago
Nice ass, Lady
5 years ago
Nice tits
5 years ago
It's a big one!
5 years ago
That's what she said
5 years ago
when girls say that to me its with uncontrollable sarcasm..... i just go with it though....
5 years ago
hey, at least im still getting it!!
5 years ago
I've only gotten ink done once never went crazy with it, the idea of having something on your body forever is a long term commitment.
5 years ago
That is why each of mine has a meaning. I would never get Tweety Bird on my ass becuase I thought it was cute.
5 years ago
you look very similar to this chick i have been lusting over for the last year or so, she is a buyer at this used clothing store..... what i am trying to express is, that i would very much like to masturbate to your image and pretend it is her.... will you show us your tits, or maybe ass? side boob or side ass will work....
5 years ago
No.
5 years ago
before you answer with some stupid high-handed bitch remark about how "you wish"..... or "in your dreams".... lemme just preemptively say....... FUCK YOU! I LOVE YOU!
5 years ago
damnit.
5 years ago
^Zeke Lite
5 years ago
LOL.... give me another 40 and ill go full Zeke
5 years ago
I never say "you wish", No is sufficient. You don't wish, trust me. I am a total bitch in the morning, so much so even I hate myself.
5 years ago
theres nothing that turns me on more than a raving bitch..... you could be my reason to add whiskey to my morning coffee... :)
5 years ago
Better than a total bitch all the time
5 years ago
Just until noon, and most people know to leave me alone. JerkStore, I will drive you to drink anytime!
5 years ago
Hell yeah...
5 years ago
not even zeke is able to go full zeke
5 years ago
How about a drumraving chick like Cuntscab then mr. Jerk?
5 years ago
kitsch
5 years ago
I don't have anything kitsch. Which one are you talking about? Or do you really know what you are talking about?
5 years ago
Guess which one I'm talking about
5 years ago
I can't guess because there isn't one. It is like saying one is surealism, impresionism, pop art, or cubism. It doesn't apply.
5 years ago
side-of-van artwork does apply, however.
5 years ago
What the holy fuck are you talking about?
5 years ago
mediocre tattoos. what are you talking about?
5 years ago
I think he just said you're as big as a van
5 years ago
quality not quantity. or both
5 years ago
Consumption, if you are going to call my tattoos, mediocre, then call them mediocre. Don't use an ar term that has sweet fuck all to do with anything. It's like calling a camero a platapus, NOT REMOTELY RELATED TO EACH OTHER. Fuckin' knave.
Smerf, he call say I am as big as a van, at least it would be comparable to the size of my ass.
5 years ago
*art term
5 years ago
* smerf wisely keeps his mouth shut about the size of a woman's ass *
5 years ago
No worries, I am always the first one to make fun of how big it is.
5 years ago
i didn't call you fat.
i said your tattoos deserve to be on the side of a van.

you might be fat though, if you think so.
ja, kitschig
get your shit together.
5 years ago
My shit is together, I know what kitsch is. Kitsch is not "art on the side of a van" jackass.

Kitsch is an inferior, tasteless copy of an extant style of art or a worthless imitation of art of recognized value. None of my tattoos are based on any piece of art icon. Call them bad, say they belong on the side of van, don't call them kitsch. I hate it when people try to talk art when they have no fuckin' clue.
5 years ago
Dammit, now I have lost my buzz. Piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves.
5 years ago
o hai wikipedia

you're absolutely right.
no one will ever want to recreate that nonsense you've got going on there.

5 years ago
* smerf is TOTALLY going to get that tramp stamp *
5 years ago
i miss Bono
5 years ago
Yes that was from wikipedia.

Don't give a shit who wants to recreate my shit tattoos. As stated before, they are for me. I only posted them because smerf made me.
5 years ago
BITE YOUR TONGUE, MAGGOT!
5 years ago
hold me
5 years ago
Can I make you not interpost?
5 years ago
consensual, missionary, interposting.
5 years ago
CMC is spot on.
5 years ago
tattoos are kitsch as a whole....and as i have said before " i have tattoo's"....they are all overplayed. all be it you have reasons for yours, kudo's. but you can find lots of pheonix's out there for the same reason as yours...yada fucking yada

meh now i want another tattoo
5 years ago
i dont remember asking for this shit
5 years ago
That's nice.
5 years ago
so did you lose a kid or have a kid or have a kid and lose a kid?
5 years ago
her brother lost one at 22wks
5 years ago
If I get one it will be a portrait of my cirhottic liver with the cute little wings.
5 years ago
I have a boy, 11, the libra sign on my chest. The feet and wings is for the baby my brother lost.
5 years ago
Did he look under the couch?
5 years ago
No not under the couch. His girlfriend had to push the dead baby out of her twat you fucking duche bag.
5 years ago
Just trying to help. Jeez.
5 years ago
no
sign
fake
5 years ago
look at her other subs noob
5 years ago
will there be tits?
5 years ago
if not no thanks
5 years ago
and i dont mean a lame cleavage shot
5 years ago
technically, yes.
5 years ago
Lame clevage is what you get. I am boring horrible person apparently.
5 years ago
Yep.
5 years ago
Did you get these done in someone's basement?
5 years ago
Nope, no basements. But the Libra sign was done bad and I need to get it fixed.
5 years ago
I'm sure your son will really dig the bi-sexual one. You're a class act honey!
5 years ago
There is nothing wrong with bi-sexual. At least I can be myself.
5 years ago
That's hot....can we have some pics please?
5 years ago
Are you with a woman right now?
5 years ago
The pics you see are the pics you get. I am not like the other ladies of mucho who are more bold.
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus yawns *
5 years ago
By the way, you should watch who you call a lady around here.
5 years ago
My deepest apologies, how silly of me!
5 years ago
I am with a man, engaged.
5 years ago
Does he know that you eat pussy on the side?
5 years ago
Really. He doesn't seem to care about your needs.
5 years ago
I don't eat pussy on the side and he does take care of my needs. What makes you think he doesn't?
5 years ago
What does he say when you want some pussy?
5 years ago
I don't need pussy. Why the hell do I need pussy? I am not an addict, I have the ability to be in a sexual and/or emotional relationship with a man or a woman. I am not a whore who can't control her carnal desires and has to have both a dick and a pussy at all times. He does more than enough to keep me happy and the neighbours know it too. What do you think bi-sexual means?
5 years ago
But you do EAT PUSSY right?!?!?!?!?!
5 years ago
I think you're a liar.
5 years ago
I did eat pussy, but haven't since I have been with my fiance. We aren't polly. I am not going to die if I don't eat pussy. Vomit, what am I lying about? And you still didn't answer what bi-sexual means.
5 years ago
My question is...does your husband know that you do/did eat pussy??
5 years ago
Answer the fucking question...I need to go out for a smoke.
5 years ago
Yes he knows I like both men and women, he knows I have been with men and women, and he knows I am now only with him. Kind of hard not to know since I have it tattooed on my wrist, and when ever we go out I point out all the hot chicks for him to look at. It is who I am and he loves me for who I am.
5 years ago
You still find women attractive, right? Unless that was just a "phase" you went through. I find it hard to believe to have zero desire to sleep with a woman. Essentially you're suppressing a feeling to sleep with women. Which brings me back to the first point, liar.
5 years ago
I find men and women attractive on a daily basis, doesn't mean I can't keep my pants on. I am able to be with one person, not my fault others can't be faithful.
5 years ago
Since you still have a desire to sleep with women, why don't you?
5 years ago
Well, if he's worth his salt...he wouldn't be satisfied until he got you in a three-way.
5 years ago
If I was her future hitch I'd be encouraging her.
5 years ago
I have the disire to fuck men too, but I don't because we aren't polyamorous. I don't know why this is difficult to grasp.
5 years ago
Just eat the pussy and include your future husband while your on it.



yeeaaaahhhh!



* Sporty puts on his shades and leaves the room *
5 years ago
He doesn't want to do a three way. He isn't in to it. He can't handle sticking his dick in another chick. He is happy with me and I with him. It is called being faithful.
5 years ago
Or gay.
5 years ago
I knew it. It's him. You have suppress you feelings because of him? Sounds like you would to have a threesome. But because of your lame future husband, you can't. Congratulations. You picked a real winner.
5 years ago
There isn't a man alive that doesn't want a three way with 2 chicks.
5 years ago
I am not with either of you two so it is definitly not the worst I could do. I don't need to be involved in internet insult fights. I got over that when I was 13. I know who I am, I have a faithful husband and I am a faithful with. Go screw around and become the next statistics while I enjoy a prosperous, happy, fulfilled life.
5 years ago
I feel sorry for you. Compromising yourself for some guy. It's sad, really. Enjoy the rest of your half-fulfilled life and never again enjoy being with a woman.
5 years ago
i don't think there was an internet when you were 13...
5 years ago
I think that's when she got pregnant.
5 years ago
This chick is boring as fuck.
5 years ago
1. I never agree with Hank.
2. Yep.
5 years ago
I am not her to entertain your lame ass Hank.
5 years ago
Good, 'cause you are a complete failure at it.
5 years ago
Very nice, LP.
5 years ago
Thank you.
5 years ago
So when are you gonna post your tater tots with a sign ?
5 years ago
well......
5 years ago
No.
5 years ago
Gtfo then.
5 years ago
Post a video of your boyfriend making you squeal like a pig and I will post a pic of my fatass. Until then go fuck yourself you cum gargling gutter whore.
5 years ago
Allrighty.

I'll go back to ignoring you. Life was better then.
5 years ago
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