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Accidentally Drowns in Quicksand

Is he dead?

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by suteadotyu

submitted October 4th 2012

52 comments
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Then I pushed a cow in on top of him.
5 years ago
that was a high quality comment
5 years ago
Like you could tell the difference.
5 years ago
true, I dont even know what the fuck I meant when I said it.
5 years ago
You are not smart.
5 years ago
yes hank. And you are better qualified to judge the intelligence of others in spite of the millions of units of currency that goes into education and testing every year. I know a half witted, ill-thought out comment when I see one though,
5 years ago
"you are not smart"... fucking hell, let me just add that to the script I'm writing
5 years ago
Like you're writing a script. You couldn't write decent toilet graffiti. I'm sure it's your best work, though. Finger dipped in poo...
5 years ago
You're not qualified to judge anything if you can't tell the difference between a whopper hold the pickle and filet mignon.
5 years ago
I'm not trying to judge anything. I don't have any standards. I'll fuck you mother and and enjoy it as much as a steak.
5 years ago
Not really something to brag about. Not that you would understand that.
5 years ago
No less to brag about than you posing, and rambling about how classy you are and that food is better when you pay more.
5 years ago
I've never said any of those things. Seems you've got a bit of a class chip on your shoulder. Come from humble beginnings, did we?
5 years ago
I don't know. I never felt as though I did. If I've got it wrong then fair enough, but I remember you calling me a low class bitch, so I think my response is appropriate
5 years ago
You started palying that role before I said anything like that.
5 years ago
lol well you sided with gratuitous ponciness deliberately
5 years ago
and really, class divides are something to be made fun of, especially the absurd extravagance of the upper classes here
5 years ago
You seem English, with the use of poncy and the class issues, but the English generally know what a good beer is, I thought.

Pull your head out of the sand and try to appreciate that beer has flavor, not just alcohol, and that flavor can be good or piss water crap.
5 years ago
I will, I was just mocking you for the fun of it. But I won't turn my nose up at cheap shit if times are hard. What sort of things indicate that a beer might be good quality? Is it just a case of chance and tasting? Price?
5 years ago
...And times are generally hard...
5 years ago
Basically, just taste, smell, thickness, etc.. www.ratebeer.com gets more in depth into it, if you want to read a bit. It's just the really big beer companies (especially in America) sell watery, thin junk meant to be drank really cold so that you can't taste it. Take a budwesier and put it next a sam adams. Big difference.
5 years ago
Brew pub/restaurant by my house has fucking awesome micro-brew (won some awards last year) and they have all-you-can-drink campaigns twice during the year. Starting up this weekend, 10 bucks all you can drink, no time limit. Fuck do I get pissed. They have great food, too.

It's not about the money. You want to save money, buy whiskey instead of beer. Much better alcohol value.
5 years ago
if you have to go to a site named ratebeer.com you don't know shit about beer , hank the boyscout fucking pussy I tell you
5 years ago
I would guess you don't know shit. Just because you are such a fucking dumbass.
5 years ago
you can't even drink a beer, go fuck yourself Hank. The battle is over, get your stuff and get the fuck outta of here!.
5 years ago
I'm drinking beer right now. You probably drink moonshine made from potatos and crow's livers. Stupid hick.
5 years ago
I drink beer everyday so WHAT!? If you want to know im shunking beer right now, not zipping it like turds like you.
5 years ago
here we go , planshits here and this threads gonna get interesting at last
5 years ago
* fries-please pulls up a chaise lounge *
5 years ago
you know what I'm thinking right now Hank, you reminds me of a psychopath , a real narccisist. You just can't handle that you wrong don't you?You always all over people you know what I'm saying.Well that's kind of make you special no hank without that you know. Go on with you ratebeers.com , that's you Hankant!
5 years ago
Yeah...I totally see what you're saying there planty.


* Sporty rolls eyes *
5 years ago
* cuntscab lounges on fries' chaise. *


Thanks buddy :)
5 years ago
What is shunking?
5 years ago
Is that like butt-chugging. or something?
5 years ago
when u drink alot of fucking beer instead of zippin it like wine......
5 years ago
let me guess you drinking some expensive beer , that's rich hank. Why waste money on something that taste if only to get drunk, that stupidity of yours.No man-points there pal
5 years ago
How much is a lot? Do you drink it out of a bear skull?
5 years ago
i say 0.5L in one blow is around my average if drinking regular.
5 years ago
under a liter while actually Drinking is minumum
5 years ago
What about the bear skull?
5 years ago
its on the wall
5 years ago
Did... did planty just call someone a psychopath?

Oh, the irony
5 years ago
Natural Selection at its finest.
5 years ago
It wasn't accidental.....and he did not drown.
5 years ago
Oh, that's too bad.
5 years ago
that's what happen when u try having sex with drumrave, you get sucked in all that fat.
5 years ago
except drum lost a lot of weight and is sexy now,,you are still stupid
5 years ago
he's so fat it would take a billion years to get normal
5 years ago
How many is that in ant years?
5 years ago
Turd bath.
5 years ago
Why did this get such a low score? Does everyone autodownvote suteadotyu?
5 years ago
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