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Smerf goes skinny dipping

Enough said.

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by Jones

submitted September 29th 2012

52 comments
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Smerf goes skinny dipping
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Fake...like smerf would have those two hot babes.
5 years ago
Contrary to what you may expect, most of the girls I've hooked up with have been fairly good looking.
5 years ago
It must be all that glitter and those ribbons.
5 years ago
*abducted
5 years ago
Sporty, bitches like a nicely gift-wrapped present
5 years ago
And bitches LOVE GLITTER
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy excitedly jumps into thread *


Did someone say motherfucking glitter?!?!?
5 years ago
^ see?
5 years ago
I know what the ladies like.
5 years ago
Me too...it's my 4 tongue.



In before *penis!
5 years ago
4" dammit!


I failed
5 years ago
i thought you meant "foretongue"
5 years ago
LOL Faily
5 years ago
There needs to be an effective method of measuring tongue.
5 years ago
Fuck y'all.


* Sporty runs out of the room screaming *
5 years ago
btw - ladies love a prehensile tail
5 years ago
"Hey, you have a giant tongue. It's like having a second penis and it's fucking prehensile!"

^a girl actually said that to me.
5 years ago
*gurokill
5 years ago
You disease ridden sonnofabitch!
5 years ago
mmm, nutella
5 years ago
* possum scampers *
5 years ago
What the hell does nutella taste like, anyway?
5 years ago
Like fucking awesome is what!
5 years ago
I don't know what most people spread in on though. I , however have found it goes great on nipples.
5 years ago
Sporty, meet Smerf.
Smerf, enjoy the show.
5 years ago
Suck it Jones!
5 years ago
* smerf loads shotgun and starts looking reeeaaal nervous. *
5 years ago
be vewy vewy quiet...
5 years ago
..."hipster"?

Fuck YOU, sir!
5 years ago
Also, "orangutang"?

I expected better from jonesy....
5 years ago
Can't blame me sir, Orangutang is the spelling used here and was also the original spelling in English.
5 years ago
MONKEY!
5 years ago
Well, there is a skateboard wheel company called "Orangutang" but as far as myself and the rest of google is concerned....
5 years ago
* MetalFace .....ambles? *
5 years ago
I'm open to being proven wrong, so just upload a pic of the spelling with a sign and I'll believe you.
5 years ago
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutang
Or look up the English wiki where its stated that the original English spelling from 1691 was Orangutang.
5 years ago
*Orangvtang
5 years ago
I think there's something to be said about google asking me "did you mean orangutan?" and none of the results from "orangutang" showed anything with that spelling. Even merkin wiki. And waaaay at the bottom under the very last related search it said "orangutang wheels".
5 years ago
That reminds me of a fun game. Try to come up with 5 or 6 letter word that is actually pronounceable that DOESN'T have a google listing.
5 years ago
blergh
5 years ago
No, that has listings.
5 years ago
i am slightly surprised - i thought this word was thought up by me, in my own brain (owned by me) in 1977 or so



















5 years ago
We all did that. I "invented" the blowjob in 2nd grade. Didn't have a name for it.
5 years ago
Well...I didn't know you swung that way MF.
5 years ago
You didn't, you only assumed which direction it was intended to go.
Easy mistake. And a funny one, too.
5 years ago
Here's an easy one:

I'll take the zinger.
5 years ago
* possum cries for monty python *
5 years ago
In a failed search I found a juicy nugget: qwerp.
5 years ago
I found one: Vlyxa, but cheating-ass scrabble players have ruined google.
5 years ago
"flamp"
5 years ago
That orange bikini is shopped on?
5 years ago
Holy shit, both pairs are. PG-13 for the whine.
5 years ago
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