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American

Americanization

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by makodragon

submitted September 26th 2012

234 comments
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American
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Canadian-American
5 years ago
Spam sandwiches.
5 years ago
Just fucking be an American if you wanna be in this fucking country and stop adding a prefix to the word american...or just piss off and go back to whatever fuck hole you came from.
5 years ago
Says the American-American.
5 years ago
And stop making me listen to that spanish bullshit when when I make a phone call or reading three languages in the instructions when I purchase something!
5 years ago
AND GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!!
5 years ago
Im scottish american if you wanna know...but I consider myself an American. Why do I need to single myself out???
5 years ago
^Cleetus McSporty...
5 years ago
That's it!
5 years ago
* Sporty scrolls back up to upvote *
5 years ago
I mean really...can I move to Russia and call myself an American Russian and get the whole fucking country to speak english to appease me??
5 years ago
if anyone could pull it off, it'd be an american

remember what happened to the "indians" of north america?
5 years ago
I damn sure am not condoning what happened to them...however it is done and cannot be undone. But the way things are now, if you want to be an american, be one. Don't single out your entire ethnic group to feel like an indivual, because you're not. Live here, be happy, speak our language, be thankful for what you have or just leave.
5 years ago
Excuse me, it's our language...
5 years ago
Well the language we speak here...you know what I mean :-P
5 years ago
i was about to go on about how you have english and spanish as your official languages, but was surprised to find that spanish is not! motherfucking lucky motherfuckers...
5 years ago
And besides...you don't don't speak it nearly as shitty as we do.
5 years ago
I do at weekends.
5 years ago
I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.
5 years ago
wow - that was a helluva rant, Sporty Miller!

*applauds*
5 years ago
What the fuck is an "American" Sporty? There are too many ethnic groups here to even define an American. White doesn't mean American..
5 years ago
Nobody said white you fuckwad...scroll up and read what I said.
5 years ago
An American is a citizen of this country no matter what race, religion, or sex, or ethnic group you derive from. If your gonna live here be one of us or get the fuck out.
5 years ago
you're*


fuck you!
5 years ago
I read what you said. But there isn't just "American". No, you fuckwad; you can't go to Russia and call yourself an "American Russian". They'll beat your dumbass to death with a vodka bottle. It's just that anyone born here is an American, no matter where their parents came from. It's a fucked up system.
5 years ago
You missed the whole point you ignorant piece of shit.
5 years ago
Go brush that greasy hair of yours and get a nose job or something.
5 years ago
I get the point. Your stupid point is: "Everyone born here is American. Be one of us or get out."
That's a stupid fucking point. I'm pretty sure a redneck American wouldn't agree with you that a black baby just born is an American citizen.
5 years ago
You really are a dumb son of bitch...nowhere in the above text did I say "everyone born here". Learn to read and get back to me when you have another witty comment.
5 years ago
But everyone born here is an American you stupid cunt. Do I have to spell this out for you? All I'm trying to say is "American" is too vague of a nationality. You don't go to fucking Chine and see a white guy who says he's chinese. Fuck.
5 years ago
You seriously are fucking retarded. I'm surprised you're able to function a computer and get on this site.
5 years ago
Yeah I don't know where Chine is...and how do function a computer?

/thread
5 years ago
Are you too fucking retarded to figure out I made a typo and meant to say China? Do I have to tell you that, too? Do you not know what function means? Retardation level are off the charts here..
5 years ago
you could have meant chile
5 years ago
Considering that I said chinese later on....
Fuck me, why do I bother?
5 years ago
Since you joined the convo...yes, they have elevated quite a bit. I'm done with you son. If you can't understand what I wrote above then I feel sad for you. Carry your cro-magnonlookinassnigger self back to whatever cave you crawled out of.
5 years ago
Kill yourself. You have no use for this world. Douse yourself with some HF or something..
5 years ago
* Sporty shakes his head and wanders off to another more interesting thread *
5 years ago
Bye faggot.
5 years ago
why can't there be chinese in chile?
5 years ago
how about that...there are chinese in chile
5 years ago
Damnit tr, that's not what I meant. haha
5 years ago
Ezy - settle down kid
5 years ago
now -reread thread

5 years ago
No. Fuck you.
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
Yes you, fucktard..
5 years ago
why so tense, out of Accutane again, sir?
5 years ago
Yea man. I'm tweakin' out..
5 years ago
* possum sends Ezy a half used tube of clearasil he's been using on his cat's boils *
5 years ago
lofl
5 years ago
...and also ambles away from this thread
5 years ago
Clearasil? Fuck that man. That's not strong enough.. I need my accutane..
5 years ago
You need a face punch.
5 years ago
I'm waiting..
5 years ago
hold your breath it will happen faster.
5 years ago
Still waiting..
5 years ago
Hey, you're a metalhead. Punch yourself, pussy.
5 years ago
As I'm doing that; blow you head off.
5 years ago
cause I am allowed to own a gun...
5 years ago
if you want to stop suffering from acne, cover your pillow every night with a fresh, clean towel
5 years ago
Thanks for the advice.
5 years ago
I bet the phrase you hear most often is, "Sorry, we're not hiring at this time."
5 years ago
pffft....a straight razor and lemon juice is all you need
5 years ago
It is.. I keep trying Chuck E Cheese and they keep saying that.
5 years ago
^That was an extremely pedo comment^
5 years ago
I agree completely with Esophagus. There is no one American identity.

And I disagree completely with Fugs, the idea that the English have sole or even primary claim to the English is very much wrong. All native speakers have equal claim to it. It belongs equally to Americans, English, Irish, Australians, Kiwis, etc... And any paricular version of English is not more correct or more authoritative than another just because it is spoken in England.
5 years ago
*to the English language
5 years ago
I never said there was one American Identity hank. But should we all single ourselves out as irish, english, spanish, african, americans? And maybe we could speak different languages so we couldn't communicate with each other?
5 years ago
Haven't you learned the native language of the country you live in? Or does your wife translate for you?
5 years ago
* possum agrees completely that Oster is one MS Year old as of now *
5 years ago
interesting
5 years ago
Kinda makes you feel old doesn't it?
5 years ago
yup

and i'm still pissed at swissfandango for fucking with my noob self
5 years ago
REDSUN0032 in the HIZZOUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
5 years ago
you're an idiot
5 years ago
Well, Sporty.

Saying people should speak English is one thing and saying people should "be American" or "get the fuck out" is something totally different. For one, as Esophagus pointed, you will be hard pressed to define "American". Yes, I speak Japanese. No, I don't try to be Japanese. Do you see the difference?

Second, I would like to personally kick in the nuts everybody that says "blah, blah, blah or get the fuck out". It's stupid as fuck, and is usually just used to stifle opposing viewpoints. As in, "I'm going to define what I think is a patriotic stance and then if you don't agree with me, get the fuck out!"
5 years ago
blah blah blah
gtfo hank
5 years ago
Vision getting a bit blurry?
5 years ago
Not yet.
5 years ago
Then come back later, rummy.
5 years ago
cuz you can only win arguments with drunk people?
will do hank.....
5 years ago
give me like two hours to get down to your mental level
5 years ago
We are not arguing. You are just talking stupid nonsense. I was hoping you'd leave and forget to come back later.
5 years ago
This shit again... Hank its like every night you look for scraps like a vulture. That bored?
5 years ago
He's dumber than you and tr put together oster
5 years ago
Thats fucked. who would that be... dush?
5 years ago
You two babies go back to the nursery school before you miss snack time.
5 years ago
^see
5 years ago
This is so fucking dumb.
5 years ago
no shit......
5 years ago
Wow, keep 'em coming, Zeke. That was a zinger.
5 years ago
* xzekiel follows ladypele *

you bore me
5 years ago
It got really dumb the minute you two showed.

You girls ought to kill yourself and raise the world's avg IQ a few points.
5 years ago
Are you mad that you are stuck in a place you hate? Jealous of us because we are where you want to be?
5 years ago
He obviously fled knowing remedial japanese for some reason...
5 years ago
I'm not mad at all, and I highly doubt you are where I want to be.

I just wish someone more interesting than you two lobotomies was on MS, atm.
5 years ago
likewise
5 years ago
Ah sorry, took me a minute to reply.

Your comment actually put me to sleep for a second there.
5 years ago
want to have bore-off?
5 years ago
this is proof you have nothing better to do.
5 years ago
cuz this is where it's heading
5 years ago
You bitches already won.
5 years ago
"this is proof...blah, blah"

Lol, smell the irony.
5 years ago
ok hank....this thread is pretty much killed
keep spamming it up about absolutely nothing though
good work.
5 years ago
no wonder you like tr......
5 years ago
Dik*
5 years ago
shut up oster
5 years ago
hey, fuck you.
5 years ago
*sigh*
5 years ago
why do you feel the need to type a "*sigh*" ?
5 years ago
tl:dr?

"ur dum"
"no u"
5 years ago
so you did read it...
5 years ago
hey oster, you're almost old enough to smoke here on muchosucko
grats
5 years ago
Yes, zeke. I was summarizing for those who didn't
5 years ago
Anything English>anything American
5 years ago
Yeah except jelly mother fucker.
5 years ago
are we talking jam or jell-o
5 years ago
Jelly mother fucker...do you speak it?
5 years ago
anything english is greater in price than the comparable product in america, that is true
5 years ago
Not everything, you're guys' food is fucking terrible. Bangers and mash is alright.
5 years ago
*your
5 years ago
The only thing Brits ever did right was frying a fish and making Americans.
5 years ago
And Monty Python.
5 years ago
and Red Dwarf
5 years ago
And a fuck-ton of music.
5 years ago
And Blackadder, The Young Ones, Bottom, Fawelty Towers, and a shit ton of very funny comedy.
5 years ago
i don't remember blackadder or bottom, but the other 2 wouldn't have existed without monty python.

i always preferred the more subtle brit tv....things like good neighbors and yes, prime minister....nothing shows you what a culture is like quicker than their comedy.
5 years ago
Keeping up appearances wasn't bad, You just had to love Onslow. And some mother do have him had his moments, I like how everything always got worse and worse ...
5 years ago
there was (and maybe still is) a british night on public television here...technically 2 brit nights, because it was dr. who on saturday (since the nerds that watched it weren't going out) and sunday for a 2 hour comedy block....some of the shows were so dull, and others were pandering (like may/september? and are you being served) but overall i enjoyed them.
5 years ago
I really wanna hear what easyfags definition of chinese is. I am dying, to fucking know.
5 years ago
oh fuck, rapecomma, everyone leave, it's happening, again!
5 years ago
We forgot Benny Hill :(
5 years ago
i didn't forget benny hill...however, he was the lowest common denominator.
5 years ago
kind of like chaplin
5 years ago
I didn't forget any of those things--they all suck. I'll give you about 7 monty python jokes, "Their Satanic Majesty's Request" and The Beatles.
5 years ago
how about heavy metal, and then the new wave of british heavy metal?
5 years ago
Then there is Top Gear, for the car enthusiasts ...
5 years ago
Hmmm there is Pink Floyd too.
5 years ago
So... A green jacket make him Irish-American?

I own a black jacket.
5 years ago
That would make you Black Irish American.
5 years ago
Dark Irish?
5 years ago
I am Black Irish American
5 years ago
so that explains the blacne :(
5 years ago
I am Black Irish Native American.
5 years ago
So we can't call you Sammy Davis Jr. then?
5 years ago
I am not Jewish he was.
5 years ago
* smerf 's ancestry includes Irish, Scottish, English, Danish, French, German and Iroquois. *
5 years ago
German, English, Irish, Catfish
5 years ago
^bottom-feeding scum-sucker
5 years ago
--------------------------------------------------------------^

Hank doesn't like being reminded of his catfish ancestry
5 years ago
Real Irish-Americans don't wear bandanas :/
5 years ago
True...they all live in Boston and are cool as shit. I know about about half of them.
5 years ago
They also don't wear faggy chokers :(
5 years ago
I'm not sure that's intended as a choker; he's just got a fat neck.

Is that a bandana or a sweat-band?
5 years ago
bandana folded up and tied around like a cholo
5 years ago
Could be, but I think it might be a sweat-band with a sports logo.
5 years ago
I'm gonna go get a bandana and choker just to prove zeke wrong
5 years ago
Hmmm I'm Irish, English, scottish, welsh American.
5 years ago
You're an old mutt.
5 years ago
*walks in with nose in the air*
Obviously the person that made this is an uncultured-american. The pictures on the right should make the left side look tame. Dont fool yourself, Americans more "civil" than most (atleast those countries listed).
5 years ago
I'm sorry...who are you again?
5 years ago
*Uses mouth to clean the remains of whole milk yogurt from a silver spoon*
Who me? I'm just the voice of reason.
5 years ago
You're the voice of fuck-all.
5 years ago
star250 is the voice calling you new guy, smerfy
5 years ago
also the submitter of perhaps the most awesome starwars pic ever
5 years ago
Now tr...that "awesome" star wars pic you speak of was the size of a postage stamp. Not that epic...
5 years ago
And Star is still a fucking noob no matter how you slice it. Years count for shit.
5 years ago
It's kinda like lurking and then stepping up and trying to lay the smack down.
5 years ago
i question anyone "lurking"

i know i never did
5 years ago
who can resist making a comment once they know they exist?
5 years ago
Fuck off, twat_willk
5 years ago
trying to beat richard on comment percentage pertaining to the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk, big red?
5 years ago
you might actually be close to 1% with that one
5 years ago
wait, let me guess...you don't care, right?
5 years ago
why don't you show me how much you care by making another comment?
5 years ago
you can do it...don't be shy
5 years ago
He's right. Fuck off.
5 years ago
Go read your encyclopedias, junior
5 years ago
i care!
5 years ago
* tr_willk joins team possum *
5 years ago
it's going to take me a long time to upvote every possum submission
5 years ago
I'm not even sure what you're babbling about, twat_willk. Now...


Fuck off.
5 years ago
psst - what am i caring about, zeke?
5 years ago
actually, it should be the possum squad, since we're only allowed 4 teams
5 years ago
I have no idea either possum. I just saw tr babbling on again.
5 years ago
* xzekiel goes back to watching tv *
5 years ago
it's like i'm the oakland a's and these idiots are grade school t-ball...what can i really do against a guy who thinks that reading an encyclopedia is grounds for mockery as he watches the "idiot box" or a guy that hasn't really had anything new to say in almost 6 years?
5 years ago
Fuck off, twat_willk
5 years ago
I like this star guy
5 years ago
Fuck off drums.
5 years ago
let's hope he likes bears, right, drumrave?
5 years ago
The A's blow.
5 years ago
did you learn that watching the boob tube, zeke?
5 years ago
Nope. Read it in the paper.
5 years ago
Like I'd watch baseball.....
5 years ago
why don't you watch moneyball and get back to me, kid
5 years ago
Will do.....
5 years ago
I will not fuck off
5 years ago
Wait......I meant won't.
5 years ago
don't worry, champ, it isn't easy to hit a ball on a t
5 years ago
you'll get it eventually
5 years ago
And I checked out the star guy.....got excited when I thought he was a yummy mummy....but no. Sporty's right.
5 years ago
good job, champ, you looked up a user page all on your own...you should get a trophy
5 years ago
Listen kid......I'm gonna tell you how it is junior......read an encyclopedia fucko......learn to hit a tee ball chum......accept me as your savior, son.........
same shit over and over and over and over tr
5 years ago
over and over and over
5 years ago
and fyi I led my little league team in home runs, chump
5 years ago
zeke, you haven't been solicited to accept tr as your personal savior since you did, and then immediately started backsliding.
5 years ago
"backsliding"
that's exactly it
because I really meant it
5 years ago
* xzekiel praises jane's panties *
5 years ago
your "ex" was a subgenius, wasn't she?
5 years ago
Lol zeke vs tr so yummy
5 years ago
there's no versus here, unless you consider the book of job to be a man from uz vs. YHVH
5 years ago
JEHOVAH-1 IS AN ALIEN AND STILL THREATENS THIS PLANET
5 years ago
god you're annoying.
5 years ago
Sure you wanna you the word "god" in that statement, heather? He seems to already have a god complex.
5 years ago
I like Tr_Willk.
5 years ago
two peas in a pod...
5 years ago
I prefer him to you, by a large margin. He has some wit and originality.

You, otoh, are a mentally stunted, repetitive troglodyte.
5 years ago
I'm the repetitive one?
HAHAHAHAHA
through the eyes of babes......
5 years ago
Your stuff is about as fresh as a fart in a pair of granny panties, smelling like mothballs and sauerkraut.
5 years ago
Damn, you internet superstars, (or should i say drunk bastards,) really know how to get off topic.
*in a deep voice*
Reason... has no place in the social network. So i must return to the shadows so i can be the hero that Mucho needs me to be... a hero who likes tranny submissions.
* Conceals self in cape and returns to the shadows*
5 years ago
Star250 AKA "Chicken Man", I like him......
5 years ago
this thread needs more makodragon
5 years ago
More like "stereotyped-ethnicity vs realistic-ethnicity"
5 years ago
Ah, but isn't there a grain of truth in it?
5 years ago
I'd recommend ignoring tv and pop culture to everyone in the US, immigrant or not. Being a luddite has it's perks.
5 years ago
I'm not going to lie, I'd like to smash the entire cast of Jersey Shore in the face with a 2x4.
5 years ago
I'd just like to beat the males with a fist full of pennies, paint the girls white again and leave them in a halfway house.
5 years ago
Back to the original point, move to America: become rich, famous, stylish, get some sweet tattoos, sick ass dance moves, and a couple of Std's... oh, and the streets are paved with cheese
5 years ago
this forum needs a shut the fuck up buttom....oh wait...shut the fuck up fuck face
5 years ago
US makes everything so much awesome-r. It's why they're #1.
5 years ago
#1 assholes, and you even get that wrong coz it should be arseholes. An ass is an animal...
5 years ago
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