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Newman's Own: It's not just for salads anymore

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by StickyBeets

submitted September 24th 2012

25 comments
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Newman's Own: It's not just for salads anymore
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I think I'd opt for a creamy dressing over a vinaigrette......bleu cheese maybe.
5 years ago
I'd have to go with honey mustard. Soooooo tangy.
5 years ago
well I didn't plan on eating it afterward :(
5 years ago
Well, I plan to make a salad afterwards.
5 years ago
*toss a mAns salads*
5 years ago
wHat?
5 years ago
Good for you, cryass! You figured out a joke!
* Vomitcircus wipes away a tear *
5 years ago
i was going to add something simular to that, cryax, as my picture description to the post...
5 years ago
They grow up so fast don't they?
5 years ago
Vomitcircus will wear a toga and make you toss his salad with Caesar dressing.
5 years ago
italian dressing would be a poor skin lubricant because of the vinegar...ranch and bleu cheese would most likely cause a uti
5 years ago
What about an Italian undressing?
5 years ago
I'd like to see tr get greased out.
5 years ago
italian women are greasy
5 years ago
So are you. What's your point?
5 years ago
do you think about my skin often, smerf?

do you imagine running your moobs all over my "greasy" body?
5 years ago
because, if you do, that's pretty gay
5 years ago
I can't say I think about you much at all. As for your skin... well, this is a first.
5 years ago
Now stop having gay fantasies about me.
5 years ago
I literally contemplated buying this last night when I saw it while food shopping.
5 years ago
I literally contemplated masturbating while watching "Cool Hand Luke" naked last night...
5 years ago
I have to learn not to type everything I'm thinking :(
5 years ago
It's okay. As long as you're honest and open, we don't judge.

Lie, and we'll mock you mercilessly.
5 years ago
My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
5 years ago
i can eat more than 200 eggs!..i believe these eggs are found around Easter..i think some call them 'jelly eggs'...
5 years ago
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