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Beard haters

/me puts on the shock collar and starts barking

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by Jones

submitted September 24th 2012

191 comments
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Beard haters
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Gifted drug abusers one & all.......
5 years ago
* smerf hasn't used drugs in almost 13 years *
5 years ago
*nor has he had sex
5 years ago
* smerf turns the hose on Jones. *


Bad dog! 13 years ago I had not gotten laid! Now I have, it's just been a while
5 years ago
* Jones flees at the sight of the glitter hose *
5 years ago
If this was a T Shirt, I would consider buying it, then put it back....
5 years ago
*rub it on my genitals
5 years ago
*WTF you talkin bout Willis?
5 years ago
rub the beard on his genitals, i guess
5 years ago
Let me just explain something to everyone here. Talking about yourself in the third person in the orange text is not fucking cool. It's really fucking lame. Especially when Smerf and Possum do it.

Fucking cringe worthy.
5 years ago
Hank would be twice as whimsical with the orange text if he only had someone buy him pro.
5 years ago
It wouldn't be so bad if people didn't mention their own names every time. Just stupid.
5 years ago
Pro is for wannabes.
5 years ago
* conky hates that orange text bullshit. *
5 years ago
Orange text is gayer than Claude and BillyMays beard put together.
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull doesnt See the problem *

5 years ago
* smerf thinks hanky-poo should know that the name comes with orange text, and we have no choice in that. *


* smerf pew pew pew pew pews at hank *
5 years ago
*Hank declines to use the Autogay function*
5 years ago
Hank prefers good old fashioned manual gay action.
5 years ago
* possum is ashamed of his orange text, and wishes it was pink *
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz loves the fact that despite interacting with him for a year, Chinballski still has a raging hard-on for me. *
5 years ago
*not?
5 years ago
^right. not.
5 years ago
you two were quite an item back in the day
5 years ago
* Sporty reminisces in orange text *
5 years ago
* possum considers responding to every hankC comment this way *
5 years ago
* xzekiel thinks that's an awesome idea possum *
5 years ago
* possum snorks *
5 years ago
Wont take long, Poss. Just craft the first 5-he starts to repeat himself after that.
5 years ago
personally, i support this site financially for the main purpose of maintaining my comments for future generations.
5 years ago
* smerf is going to pew pew hank every time we interact. *
5 years ago
I wonder why yak and deja don't have blue and pink text, respectively.
5 years ago
that would be gay
5 years ago
it would also be harder to read, causing viewers to read their comments even less than they do now
5 years ago
Exaggerate much, Clod? The fact that I take so many long breaks from this place shows that I don't have a hard-on for you or anyone else, and that this place gets old real quick.

The fact that you never get tired of this place shows what an intellectual child you are.
5 years ago
* xzekiel is so glad hankypoo's back *
5 years ago
What is it...1030 there? Dont you have a job?
5 years ago
This site is nothing but repitition. Anyone who can't see that should have their internet license removed.
5 years ago
It's 12:40 and you are one to talk. All the thousands of hours you have spent on here. Don't you have a job, or is this your sole source of recreation?
5 years ago
No shit. Im hearing the same old tired crap from you you were using 4 years ago. Maybe you should "read a book" since you're unemployed
5 years ago
* possum thinks that site is nothing but sort of fun *


*shrugs*
5 years ago
Its 11:45pm here. I worked today. Did you?
5 years ago
You are the one who spouts the same old tired crap. I have a few jobs and they make me good money, but do not require too much of my time.
5 years ago
He did say he had to get some sleep so he could go to his boring ass job a bit ago...Im guessing it's delivering papers.
5 years ago
STFU me, Hank? Your 15 year old's repertoire has drifted down to 13 year old''s...
5 years ago
Please repeat yourself some more. It's so amusing.
5 years ago
Let's stick to English, Clod. Your comments are beginning to descend into garbled jibberish.
5 years ago
"a few jobs"....LMAO. Your wife must be SO proud she hooked up with the likes of you. .....Still smoking dope you self-righteous "educator of young minds"?
5 years ago
You are the self-righteous one, Clod. Dripping with it. Could you be any less self-aware?
5 years ago
* possum agrees with Zeke now :) *
5 years ago
* xzekiel was being sarcasmic *
5 years ago
Lol...same old hypocrite. Brings nothing to the dance but tales of loserdom. 5 years on...middle aged father and you have a "few jobs"? Move back to the states Hank. I'll hire you to mow my lawn, and your kids can eat for another week.
5 years ago
Why the fuck would I move back to the states? It's way better here. I went to visit last month and have such a nice exchange rate against the piss-weak dollar. Really, Clod, you don't want to go there.

I have a few different jobs which provide me with some variety, which most people don't have. Things are going quite good, Clod, and all your projecting won't change that. Glasses houses.
5 years ago
Not to mention that it's a way better place to raise kids. Safe as hell. No crazy idiots running around with guns shooting up the place, etc...
5 years ago
Wow, I need to start proofreading my posts before the spelling nazis come in.
5 years ago
and yet...here you are...turning your back on paradise...
5 years ago
* possum was not *


*waves at hank*
5 years ago
With the economy being such shit in the states, I was hoping Clod's head would get downsized, but no such luck.
5 years ago
* Sporty writes something witty in orange text *
5 years ago
Sorry. I can't relate to having to beg for 3 jobs.. Id rather make 5 times what you make with just 1 job
5 years ago
* smerf fucks this thread *
5 years ago
Whats on your mind Poss...got something to say to me?
5 years ago
I don't beg. You don't know what I make. I work for myself.

Works for me.
5 years ago
* Sporty hopes smerf puts on a condom first *
5 years ago
Me and my fam are quite happy, but you don't sound happy, Clod.

Could it be your life isn't all paradise? Lol.
5 years ago
Always, sporty

I get more action from mucho than girls, and I KNOW how fucked up mucho is
5 years ago
You teach grade schoolers. You smoke dope. Your options are pretty measurable.
5 years ago
Watch out, Poss. I think Clod is calling you out, myan, bad ass that he is.
5 years ago
@claude - um no?
i just like it when old MSers stay up and fight
5 years ago
Fuck you possum!
5 years ago
You don't know what I do. Keep guessing.

The fact that you equate smoking pot with loserdom just shows how dumb you really are.
5 years ago
The whole place has left you in the dirt, chinballski. You should have stayed away. I going to remind you now of all the poor choices you've made in your life
5 years ago
Fine. So tell us "what you do" and then I'll know what your take home is Mr. Trump
5 years ago
This place is exactly where I left it. Same old shit.

You worry your own poor choices, Clod, not that you have the self-awareness to recognize one.
5 years ago
*yak grins*
5 years ago
You so funny, Clod. How about you send me all your personal info and then I'll tell you how wrong you were?
5 years ago
I don't have any. But I sure recognize yours. "Blah blah blah...I'm too good for North America...I'm so cultured...such a student of the world"....but ya...I think I'll hang out on Mucho Sucko.
5 years ago
Call me Mr. Trump, too. Your the one bragging about how much you make. And you called me a hypocrite, too.

It's like everything you say is a direct reference to yourself.
5 years ago
Let's see...it's 1pm. Those sandwiches are going to get stale if you don't get on your bike and deliver them to people with real jobs.
5 years ago
* smerf boxes possum *
5 years ago
Hahaha, I never said I was too good for Amer. Again, I think you have some issues you are projecting onto me. Maybe you should get some counseling.

Here's YOUR line: I'm so much better than you. I make so much money....but ya....I think I'll hang out on Mucho Sucko for my whole life, 'cause I can't think of anything else to do.
5 years ago
Yeah, no, I'm going to go take a nap before I am required to do a little bit of work later.

Keep plugging away in the rat race, Clod. It's obviously doing you so much good.
5 years ago
I can and do think of plenty else do to...Just not during the day when I'm at a real job. It's 12:45 am here, odd-job
5 years ago
Lol...ya you get some sleep. Those babysitting jobs can be real stressful.
5 years ago
Sucks to be you.
5 years ago
Indeed it does not. *looks at bank account again
5 years ago
But keep trying to convince yourself otherwise.
5 years ago
Go smoke a bowl. Your old knees are probably pretty sore from dragging that rickshaw around all day
5 years ago
Do I have to stay here while your cannabis-fogged mind attempts to craft a response? Or can I go look at other posts where you've crapped. Oh by, I sure hope you rapped!
5 years ago
Claude doesn't actually spend that much time here. Until a few weeks ago, we hadn't really heard from him in months, and this is the most he's said since then.
5 years ago
That's because I have a job that demands a lot of my time smerf. I still enjoy hanging out with you guys when I can...not dropping by to vent my frustrations on what an underachiever I am.
5 years ago
* possum subs a racist vid now *
5 years ago
Hi, did someone say they need their lawn mowed? Bitcho's available....
5 years ago
I'm saving it for Hank, Captain. He's going to read Kierkegaard to me while he edges my driveway.
5 years ago
I'd rather have a decent income and a lot of free time than work like slave. I have a very high quality of life. What makes a life's quality high, or low? It's something worker bee idiot drones like Cog, er Clod I mean, can't seem to understand. Keep your nose to the grindstone, Clod, and keep imagining that makes you somehow important.
5 years ago
Nothing wrong with manual labor. Just another clueless self-important aspect of snotty ass American culture to look down on it.
5 years ago
* possum cues up CSNY's "Helpless" now *
5 years ago
I will, hank and when I retire in 5 years you can tell me all about your quality of life while you clean my gutters. Don't worry lil hero, I'll buy your plane ticket...
5 years ago
* possum examines the fed's pension plan and sez good luck cat *
5 years ago
Wait, people are actually fighting over who makes more money?

*douchechills*
5 years ago
they are?
5 years ago
* possum ambles *
5 years ago
A retired loser is just a tired loser the second time around.

Clod is fighting about it, because he has nothing else. He is such an impotent little twerp he has to role play as the "big boss man" and order people about to make himself feel better.

Pathetic.
5 years ago
I like having hank around. He stirs shit up in a far less tedious way than the unspoken one. No wait, not the unspoken one, he'll love that. The absent one?
5 years ago
So that's how you get orange text? By paying for pro? Fuck that. And fuck all of you idiots talking in the 3rd person like it's cool.
5 years ago
I'm not hating on beards, I just refuse to go more than a week without shaving; it starts feeling all greasy and itchy then.

Nice job, though.
5 years ago
Disturbingly well done... So that's what I'd look like with a full beard?
5 years ago
Quick, mail this to Scabby and see if that can get rid of that menacing Mr. Cunt.
5 years ago
We get rid of him? What is this we? I will be nowhere near him when he disappears...

YOU WONT BE ABLE TO PROVE ANYTHING!
5 years ago
For the moment, though...

* smerf warms up his mug and brush *
5 years ago
Is that what's keeping scabby away?
5 years ago
Yeah :(
She's too busy getting fucked in the peehole to care about any of us.
5 years ago
*cough* Gimli *cough cough*
5 years ago
I'm crushed :(


Snap...I'm gonna need to see a pic of your butt to cheer me up again.
5 years ago
It's not that great.
5 years ago
But I wanna see it dammit!!!!!
5 years ago
email it to me hank.
5 years ago
* smerf raises his axe *


That scabby bitch
5 years ago
Hank's jealous he's not a whooty :(
5 years ago
<---whooty
5 years ago
what's a whooty? I'm old remember...I can't keep up with all your flipity floo...
5 years ago
Sorry, myan. I don't care enough to bother.
5 years ago
:-/
5 years ago
whooty^
5 years ago
Fuck you jrob. I did not want to see that.
5 years ago
Hey now, you jerkfaces, I still care.

MuchoSucko fo lyfe!
5 years ago
Hey scabby!


* Sporty waves *



Did ya get laid tonight?
5 years ago
* smerf is not feeling the love. *
5 years ago
I'll assume by your lack of response that you were getting boned as you typed that.
5 years ago
Huh. I thought for sure you would have gone with the tongue pic Jonesy...
5 years ago
* xzekiel shudders *
5 years ago
thats a whole lot of beardiness going on there
5 years ago
Well... erm... ok...

* MrFugsmucker shrugs and wanders off *
5 years ago
You know it turns you on
5 years ago
I'm sorry, but having my head wedged under your armpit does NOT turn me on.
5 years ago
works for me though!
5 years ago
He loves it.
5 years ago
Cant See the pic On my tab, so eine describe it to me please
5 years ago
Someone*
5 years ago
Autocorrect can still Suck my balls
5 years ago
It's basically Smerf with a beard.
5 years ago
Sounds like a really good piece of kit you got there, birdie.
5 years ago
"Piece of kit" is just about the most English thing I've been hearing recently.
5 years ago
Then again, I've been watching too much Top Gear
5 years ago
Now I know why it was cheap. You can't even view pics with it :-/
5 years ago
You can never watch too much Top Gear...
5 years ago
Nah, pics show fine, but my wi-fi Suck and the Name i'm dl' ing is sucking up all the bandwidth
5 years ago
Game*
5 years ago
Lets just turn this autocorrupt off
5 years ago
Seriously...turn off that auto correct :-P
5 years ago
autocorrupt...lmao
5 years ago
Even better, i just added english UK and english US, now i'll get corrupted in 2.5 languages
5 years ago
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5 years ago
Theres a Smiley button!!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
Oh jeez!

If you don't use it properly, I'll take it off you.
5 years ago
he's talking about your anal virginity
5 years ago
Now i want a frowny button
5 years ago
* MrFugsmucker glares at makodragon *
5 years ago
are we having a moment?
5 years ago
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5 years ago
I iz maeded one
5 years ago
!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
you don't even want to see my current beard
5 years ago
Pics or it didn't happen
5 years ago
We don't want to see you, period.
5 years ago
.
5 years ago
,
5 years ago
Post a pic you lazy fucker!
5 years ago
why? My beard isn't anything great
5 years ago
maybe I'll post a pic after I get myself in shape
5 years ago
Then why bring it up?
5 years ago
relevance
5 years ago
drums? not in shape?

have you been neglecting your box-liftening?
5 years ago
More like box-lightening.
5 years ago
* possum sighs lamely in orange-text at the dog *
5 years ago
Irony: that IS what my right nipple would look like if it were actually in this picture
5 years ago
Didnt dick nixon jr. Or whatever make thosr hats?
5 years ago
yes
5 years ago
Yup.
5 years ago
Did he at least have a fancy exit from mucho? I was mia for a bit
5 years ago
Nah, he just disappeared from mucho. College, girlfriend, job, all that. You know, real life.
5 years ago
This real life you speak of, interests me...
5 years ago
It's harder and the rewards are fewer. Most of the rewards aren't that great, but some of them are FUCKING AWESOME
5 years ago
Rewards beyond likes and thumbs up?!
5 years ago
COUPONS!
5 years ago
I must break these chains that bind me!

If only i had orange text :(
5 years ago
sorry - all tapped out atm
5 years ago
I could grow a beard but I don't want to look like Santa Claus
5 years ago
ohw santa is just playing where not.
btw jones your a bad dog! pfffffffffffhahahahaahahaatgggggggggg
5 years ago
whole lot of gay
5 years ago
recover password
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