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by Jenbirdy

submitted September 24th 2012

50 comments
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I'd just want to withdraw and come all over it's monitor
6 years ago
So you're saying...you want to get some sperm out of the machine?
6 years ago
yeah, there's nothing like knowing you've got a big wad of sperm in your pocket
6 years ago
Build this into an armchair, and I'm in.
6 years ago
so you can sit on it?
6 years ago
Its interchangable. Women can use it too.
6 years ago
so the japs have designed the Jenbirdy9000
6 years ago
zing!
6 years ago
fake, no red hair.
6 years ago
* xzekiel orders Jenbirdy9000 and a red wig *
6 years ago
comes complete with herpes just like the real thing!
6 years ago
Fuck off.
6 years ago
I would take your herpes any day jen.
6 years ago
Alas, I have no herpes to give :(
6 years ago
:(
mean
6 years ago
cheer up man, I could send you my taint proof picture instead.
6 years ago
I'LL TAKE IT!
6 years ago
taint proof?
6 years ago
Yeah, I decided to do some investigation on my nether regions to see what actually was up with my taint. Turns out my vag is just puffy so you can't see it.
6 years ago
I was originally going to post them, but decided not to.
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
you should
6 years ago
xzekiel@muchosucko.com
6 years ago
^thirstbucket
6 years ago
smerf@muchosucko.com
6 years ago
Eh? EH?
6 years ago
* xzekiel checks email *
6 years ago
WTF JEN!?!?!?!?
6 years ago
magawd@muchosucko.com

6 years ago
lowieken@... aw fuck :'(
6 years ago
Now I feel a bit hurt.
6 years ago
Calm down, I had to email them from my phone, connection is shitty, give it a minute.
6 years ago
* smerf gets all antsy *
6 years ago
* xzekiel prefaps *
6 years ago
smerf & Zeke go on mucho desperate & dateless, the new dating show for the muchoer with nothing else to do. Jenbirdy, will be the "Whore" who goes on dates with all oncomers & never put out. ...I heard many other "members" are interested in partaking...
6 years ago
^jealous
6 years ago
It's an interesting concept, you just have to buy into it.....
6 years ago
* xzekiel rerechecks email *

GOD DAMMIT
6 years ago
Meh, I need to get laid. I know this, everyone knows this.
6 years ago
same here.
6 years ago
I see nothing wrong with your taint, jen
6 years ago
nothing better than staring at jenbirdy's labia while eating a spongebob creamscicle....
6 years ago
It is quite lickable
6 years ago
I have wings next Jenbirdy.....if you care to provide more dinner entertainment.
6 years ago
Haha, that's enough I think....
6 years ago
I gotta get back to sorting this wedding I photographed on Saturday :/
6 years ago
Spongebob creamsicle?

* smerf raises the Zeke Gay-O-Meter to 3% *
6 years ago
Good luck with that, I had a fashion show this weekend. I did it just for some friends. Damn harsh conditions for my poor equipment and my even poorer skills :(.
6 years ago
Don't knock it til you've tried it smerf......
6 years ago
I bet you love spongebob's cream all over your face
6 years ago
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