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gypsies

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by IdontKnowMan

submitted September 22nd 2012

94 comments
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Lazy Germans, could have fixed that problem 70 years ago if they had put some heart in it :(
5 years ago
they were doing a pretty job until we intervened
5 years ago
Possum you couldn't make up your mind ?
5 years ago
was wrong, but funny
5 years ago
It's funny cause it's wrong I suppose ;)
5 years ago
*true
5 years ago
repost
5 years ago
link ?
5 years ago
Dink*
5 years ago
vagina ?
5 years ago
link?
5 years ago
now whos gonna drink that after she got her bilge all over it
5 years ago
Your beard.
5 years ago
I remember a local story about a fat ass black woman trying to do this with a tv back in the day, but she got caught cause it fell out from under her dress while she was going out of the exit at Wal Mart. :/
5 years ago
god damn the thighs on that woman would crush a man
5 years ago
A crate of eggs? Beer? Juice?
5 years ago
*crickets
5 years ago
A crate of crickets?
5 years ago
No no no it had to be something better than that.
5 years ago
sorry, unless you pay i am not allowed to cricket
5 years ago
Then dont.
5 years ago
ah, abuse then?
5 years ago
Confused.
5 years ago
You need to find some new means of communication. Or learn English.
5 years ago
jeez - it's like trying to tell bladesman that he has a smaller-than-average penis
5 years ago
Man I have no idea what youre talking about. We need a translator here.
5 years ago
barret seems to have a lot of time on his hands just lately
5 years ago
* Barret sewer arf arf's *
5 years ago
side note to barret - so is Persona really Norwegian, in your opinion?
5 years ago
I always figured he used a translator for speaking norwegian, because sometimes its all weird, but lately he's doing it really well, i wish i knew why he's spending time on norwegian sites...maybe he's got relatives here?
5 years ago
TL:DR version, no
5 years ago
thnks sewerdude - i still have him pegged as a gypsyjew then
5 years ago
I changed my mind to thinking he moved here a few years ago and is still learning the language.
5 years ago
he gave me a facebook link once that was only semi-coherent, but i think heartfelt...smelled yiddish to me at the time
5 years ago
Pretty sure i remember one or both of you saying he was Israeli.

Ok so its decided, he's a Norwegian Israeli immigrant.
5 years ago
so, we are decided
5 years ago
I almost guarantee that is a case of baby formula.
5 years ago
*smoked oysters
5 years ago
*caviar
5 years ago
I just shit on my shoes :/

Fuck salmonella .....
5 years ago
...what are you wearing?
5 years ago
I'm wearing a dress, I had to shoot a wedding today, 4 hours away from home :/ luckily my husband is driving me home, I just shit on the side of the road in the middle of fucking nowhere..... Worst night of work ever.
5 years ago
Awesome.
5 years ago
I think he my throw up from the smell......
5 years ago
And it hurts everywhere to laugh.
5 years ago
Food poisoning... good times.

I once got it when I was at a internship in school... Crapped, left work, stopped 1/2 way home to puke in a big-ass cup I happen to have sitting in my car from road tripping the day before. Made for a great first Monday there.
5 years ago
Sometimes Jen shares a wee bit too much.....
5 years ago
You would think I would learn to not order fresh tomatoes on my pizza..... This would be round 2 of this happening.

The last time I was at state competition for photographers, I thought I was going to die :/

At least you were memorable smerf ;)
5 years ago
Last time i had food poisoning i started shitting and puking uncontrollably at the same time, so i tried to bend forward as i was shitting, to puke into the shower, but ended up just puking on myself instead....good times.

When i tried to drink a glass of water, i could hear it go right through me and i pissed it out of my asshole moments later.
5 years ago
Jesus.... That's fucking brutal barret.

I'm pretty sure the grooms mother thinks I was drunk as many times as I ran to the bathroom :/ yay for assistants......
5 years ago
I learned about eating hot dogs at gas stations in central CA just off I-5.
5 years ago
luckily me and jenbirdy nude skype or else id never know that mucho was having issues
5 years ago
hint hint
5 years ago
:-p I fucking told you in chat.
5 years ago
chats for faggots
5 years ago
Barret, at that point you should just get in the shower and turn it on
5 years ago
* smerf just learned a bit about yak and deja's sex life. *
5 years ago
i dont follow :(
5 years ago
If chat's for fags, and I told you in chat... Ergo, you're a fag, and that says a bit about your (and presumably deja's) sex life.
5 years ago
i heard from jenbirdy when me and her were sexting in skype.....
5 years ago
Well I'm certainly not going to skype with you
5 years ago
even nude?????
5 years ago
Smerf i know, i had a shower after that. Sadly, the warm water tank in that apartment was tiny, so when i shit/puked all over myself again a few minutes later, only a cold shower was waiting for me :(
5 years ago
Nope, not even nude.
5 years ago
Barret, that sucks balls. Grab a bucket, sit on the toilet and let 'er rip
5 years ago
You stop caring after the first few waves...
5 years ago
I dunno. I've never had it that bad. Worst I had was needing to pull over on the freeway at 10:30 am to puke my guts out (did manage to spray a little on the dash) and puked bile later. Just once have I puked and pooped at the same time, but I was already in the shower
5 years ago
Mmmm i can imagine the pukechunks clogging the drain so you are left standing in your own sewage water.
5 years ago
...chew your food? Or mash it down by hand
5 years ago
* Barret takes notes *
5 years ago
oh Jenbirdy..a photo professional and bound to be equipped with all things camera related,and no vid or shit pics to post?..wheres your loyalty to jflob?
5 years ago
That's a valid point, billy
5 years ago
I did take a picture of my diarrhea filled toilet bowl with a fisheye lens.....
5 years ago
It was my 8th time shitting my brains out at that reception, I knew then, this was a memorable moment.
5 years ago
It happened to me about 2 months ago and I had to rely on grabbing a garbage can to puke in while I was shitting my brains out at the same time. Fun times and also a great weight loss system. I lost 6 lbs over the course of two days and never did gain it back.
5 years ago
shitting and puking at the same time is just amazing, like an exorcism, you feel like a devil beast is getting out of you. Only bad thing is that you have to clean up the whole mess which looks like a murder scene
5 years ago
When I was 19 I had a roast beef sandwich at a local pizza joint. I spent the next three weeks in the hospital with a real bad case of salmonella. After I was "empty" (never puked) I spent the next 2 1/2 weeks shitting every 3 minutes like clockwork what could only be described as bloody intestinal remnants, the smell was remarkable. I had my last rights read to me and was quarantined for my entire stay. All of this right through new years eve. Good times....good times...
5 years ago
Lost a good 50 lbs.
5 years ago
Pussies.
5 years ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
5 years ago
"Fresh" Tomatoes are evil, especially when they get warm like on a pizza .. I had something similar with a sandwich filled with warm fried calla-mares, lettuce and tomatoes. I had a similar storie as any of those told here before.
5 years ago
Why is it everytime I see you post I think it;s fries.
5 years ago
I don't know, I have far less penis expertise ...
5 years ago
Never less you love dick.
5 years ago
Not really
5 years ago
but you have commented on so many penis posts.
5 years ago
Coincidence ... must be.
5 years ago
mind blowing, it's not squidly and fries. It's you and fries.
Good job hiding it.
5 years ago
And you are right there ready to join in.
5 years ago
Before you know it, I am you.
5 years ago
boom
5 years ago
i must have won the shit lottery.,..ive never had to pull over to shit in my whole life
5 years ago
all that BBC you frequent must be making your asshole weak, so just slow down on all the anonymous gay sex for a while
5 years ago
he can't because that faggot loves the cock.
5 years ago
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