points: -1

Tebow Time

NSFW

thatdude420's Raiders are not doing well so he has taken to Tebow and the Jets

porn

by DangerousDug

submitted September 20th 2012

57 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Tebow Time
tagged:
comments (57)
fake no sign
5 years ago
you realize 420's black, right?
5 years ago
he must be bleaching his dick. That's kinda odd
5 years ago
I guess that Vitiligo condition i have turn my dick white.
5 years ago
does it also affect your ability to rap?

cause that would splain that sub...
5 years ago
Did it make it smaller too?
5 years ago
^?
5 years ago
masturbation is a sin. so t-bow won't pprove.
5 years ago
I can't stand that smug prick.....

No pun intended.
5 years ago
Go tuck your kids in you filthy whore.
5 years ago
It's midnight fuckface, they've been tucked in for 4 hours now.
5 years ago
And uncle Roland has been in there for two... you're a horrible mother. Admit it, cooze poster.
5 years ago
rednecks love little kids, watch out jb.

The uneducated speech and taste for human flesh is a big warning.
5 years ago
No good mother would leave their kids with Uncle Roland.

*facepalms*
5 years ago
I would never admit something thats untrue. My kids are happy, healthy, and none of your fucking business. As a matter of fact I've got a snazzy alarm system on the house and a pit bull named frank that would eat your ass if you stepped one foot in here.
5 years ago
Frank eats jb's ass all the time.
5 years ago
Frank tries to eat the lawn guys ass every week.
5 years ago
In all honesty I'd probably the strangle or eviscerate the average molester.
5 years ago
So you are having an affair with the lawn guy...
Frank likes to share?
5 years ago
The really good ones though...

* Rolandofgilead gets one of those giant foam fingers and a beer! *
5 years ago
I've had very real fantasies of gutting the man who molested me... So I can relate.

5 years ago
I'm pretty sure if I posted a picture of the lawn guy that would even be funnier. And no, I've never had an affair with anyone.
5 years ago
yet
5 years ago
^this
5 years ago
I have a friend who was molested as a child. I offered to beat the guy to death with a baseball bat when she told me; turns out he was already dead.
5 years ago
you work fast smerf
5 years ago
i miss skulk
5 years ago
I can't imagine a scenario where i'd fuck around on my husband.
5 years ago
The lawn guy sounds like a scenario also the begin to a porn movie.
5 years ago
I'm happy and satisfied, no reason to stray.
5 years ago
You are such a good wife.
5 years ago
Where were your parents?? Posting nudes on a billboard somewhere or at a swingers party with a fishbowl full of car keys?
5 years ago
Ditch the home alarm system. It sells peace of mind, not actual security against anyone other than an amateur.
5 years ago
JB- the happy optimist
5 years ago
We're not swingers.
5 years ago
Just saying that's why you catch a lot of crap here.

And what freshie said, buy a shotgun..
5 years ago
Seriously, it's a waste of money. Also, NEVER put the stupid ADT/Vivint/whatever sign out front. It just let's the burglars know which system they need to thwart and it's a nice heads up that they need to be careful.

Benelli: Defending your home better than an alarm since 1967.
5 years ago
Well, I agree with a lot of that but it also has door alarms and with my younger kids it's nice to be sure if they somehow got in the backyard with the pool the alarm would sound. It also takes security pictures inside the house while we're away and emails it to us.
5 years ago
Everything has door alarms. Unless you're in a shitty neighborhood and need the jump on a home invader, it's a waste of money. The odds of being an invasion victim are slim and in regards to the kids, just go with the old fashioned child-proofing. Or hell, just tie the kids to something like Mike Myers on SNL when he was tied to the monkey bars.
5 years ago
just don't give them any chocolate
5 years ago
i am already inside the house
5 years ago
^ and nude
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy gives frank the attack signal *
5 years ago
I'd like to swerve and hit all of you with my truck.


Oh, hi. Did I mess up the cadence here?
5 years ago
you named your vibrator Frank?
5 years ago
If I looked under my bed at night and saw Possum peering out from the shadows I'd probably piss myself.
5 years ago
The best defence again home invasion is this picture.
Post it on your front door, no one will come in.
5 years ago
I'd probably do the spider/snake dance and run like hell if possum was under my bed. :(
5 years ago
ohw come on - i'm mostly harmless
5 years ago
* possum ambles *
5 years ago
The Telltale Mustache..
5 years ago
The Mustache Under the Stairs..
5 years ago
Mustache on the Rue Morgue
5 years ago
so, jb is a molestation victim.

that pretty much explains all of it.
5 years ago
thats gay
5 years ago
you're gay
5 years ago
you're both gay.

go talk cock with seal or someting you flaming queergots.
5 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!

recent comments