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what the fuck?

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by Crashninja

submitted September 14th 2012

128 comments
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You have to wonder what went so horribly wrong that they put these laws on the books. #10 came about because of Mr. Hands I believe....
5 years ago
no doubt one of your buddies
5 years ago
no doubt
5 years ago
Number 10 is also incorrect. There's no weight limit in the law.

http://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=16.52.205
5 years ago
I suppose you're in the clear for that karaoke thing then.
* Jones gives it a rest *
5 years ago
But it sounded like the animal was having sex with smerf though.
5 years ago
Who wait what?
5 years ago
HA ! you Americans are such prudes
5 years ago
Yup. You're proud to shag the big'ns ain't you fries?
5 years ago
You really think these laws are enforced?

Stupid foreigners
5 years ago
On a side note. After reading #10....I question toaster's motives for selling bunnehs.
5 years ago
ive only ever regretted shagging 1 fatty and that was cos i discovered in the morning that all her hair was falling out
5 years ago
Its scarred me for life
5 years ago
And she stole my Bonnie Tyler CD
5 years ago
What would a ewe do with a cd?
5 years ago
dunno , listen to 'Holding Out For A Hero' maybe...
5 years ago
lololol 'you really think these laws are enforced'

what does that have to do with ANYTHING....

oh.. they arent enforced so i guess they are not stupid anymore.... fucking boiled food eating hick
5 years ago
It has to do with the fact that SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES!

'fucking boiled food eating hick'....

This moron keeps going on and on about me eating boiled food.
He jelly that I get to enjoy boiled peanuts (evidentally canfucks don't have that privilige)
What a mong.
5 years ago
The fuck are you babbling about, hick?
5 years ago
boiled crawfish are delicious
5 years ago
boiled peanuts are fuckimg disgusting though
5 years ago
truedat
5 years ago
There's really nothing that you should boil. Ever.
5 years ago
And don't fucking say pasta....
5 years ago
Wrong: the milk and sugar mix for making fudge should be boiled and stirred for 7 minutes.

That is all the info you will ever get out of me concerning my family's secret fudge recipe.
5 years ago
bullshit. simmered.
5 years ago
Eggs.
5 years ago
If there's one thing Smerf excels at, it's making fudge.
5 years ago
*packing
5 years ago
eggs should not be boiled.
5 years ago
goddamnit urk..
5 years ago
zeke: "over a medium heat, bring to a rolling boil and boil for 6 minutes"

My mistake, 6 minutes.

Also: hard boiled eggs
5 years ago
I'm aware he meant hard boiled eggs but have you ever tasted one? They should not be boiled. Also, your family's fudge sucks.
5 years ago
deviled eggs are delicious,noob
5 years ago
Yes, I've eaten hard boiled eggs. Also: scotch eggs, deviled eggs.

And my mother's fudge recipe is fucking amazing. I've been told I need to start a fudge company.
5 years ago
Fucking interposter!
5 years ago
6 minute boiled eggs the yolk is still runny.. mmmmmm
5 years ago
you all suck
5 years ago
What the fuck Zeke?
* Jones joins the deviled egg club *
5 years ago
zeke, you're just full of fail.

* smerf holds up a bropaw for Jones *
5 years ago
go pack your family's fudge smerf
5 years ago
* Jones bropaws smerf and then bites cryax *
5 years ago
I have mailed fudge to people at Christmas time.
5 years ago
That's sick. I leave it on their porches.
5 years ago
Wtf did I do now?
5 years ago
I want some of your fudge smerf!
5 years ago
Don't forget to film it.
5 years ago
ew. You are a freak afterall.
5 years ago
That could be arranged.
5 years ago
Do you take nut requests?
5 years ago
Yes, I can nut-up your fudge
5 years ago
Sweeeeeet!!!
5 years ago
What kind of nuts? I recommend walnuts, but some people ask for almonds.
5 years ago
Smerf, What are Scotch eggs?.. Seriously
5 years ago
Hard-boiled egg, wrapped in sausage, breaded and deep fried.

Never had one, but I can imagine they are tasty.
5 years ago
I really love pecan, but walnuts are fine :)
5 years ago
Cryass is mad that you called dibs on the fudge.
5 years ago
Whose cryass ?
5 years ago
^cryass

Also... *who's
5 years ago
Oh thanks for the grammar tip
5 years ago
You're welcome.

* smerf likes to improve the average intelligence of mucho, one comment at a time *
5 years ago
Smerf, Im going to have to try that, It sounds like it might taste good.
5 years ago
Deep fried suasage and eggs, add maple syrup and you cant go wrong.. Being that I just got a fresh bag of stupid today.. this recipie will have to be examined.
5 years ago
Not a fan of maple syrup on most stuff, actually. Waffles and pancakes and stuff like that, yes. Other stuff, no.
5 years ago
Male syrup on bacon is awesome
5 years ago
um
5 years ago
^^ yes! its even better on sausage, One thing I found that is really good (especially after a good night) out is toast with a sausage pattie and dropped eggs on top with garlic powder and maple syrup.. Drunken heaven..
5 years ago
It really is, I usually rub the bacon in the egg yolk goo/syrup remnants, delicious!
5 years ago
I fucked up my parenthasethes.. and that word.
5 years ago
Fuck! Now I want breakfast and I just ate dinner :/
5 years ago
you should boil it
5 years ago
Yeah, got me hungry too!
5 years ago
boiled peanuts are good, also if you eat lobster or crab, those are usually boiled. I've eaten boiled hot dogs and sausages, deviled eggs, etc
5 years ago
Jenbirdy
Male syrup
5 years ago
You can grill a lobster just as easily. And boiled hot dogs are disgusting.
5 years ago
Drum, I am impressed by your gastric awareness.. I now refer to my bowl for more commenting ability.
5 years ago
I stick with my original statement. Nothing should be boiled. (Except pasta.)
5 years ago
I have a wonderfull recipie for spicy maple syrup ribs..
5 years ago
Wow.... Didn't mean to do that, the only food I've ever tried with male syrup is peanut butter, horrible...... Just fucking horrible.....

But bacon makes most things better, maybe there's something to that
5 years ago
peanut butter+syrup+brown sugar=delicious
5 years ago
if you eat a hotdog from a hot dog cart... it was boiled
5 years ago
(sugar + fat) + sugar + sugar = delicious
good to know
5 years ago
Who the fuck eats hot dogs from a hot dog cart though?
5 years ago
sober zeke is depressing :(
5 years ago
Well Jen, they do make maple flavored bacon.. on the weekends where I work we sometimes offer maple nut pancakes (maple flavored pancake with crushed walnuts in the mix) and they usually go over very well.
5 years ago
I want my bacon to taste like bacon.

I did not enjoy chocolate-covered bacon, fyi.
5 years ago
I have never had it, but i do like deep fried bacon and pickle poppers.
5 years ago
i did not say or think wtf to any of these laws...
5 years ago
Having them already printed on your restraining order loses the shock value, eh?
5 years ago
yak got dissed
5 years ago
*pwned
5 years ago
Fucking florida always the party poopers.
5 years ago
Thank god I never got questioned at the hospital.
5 years ago
Yeah. Go ahead. Drink Whiskey out of a paper wrapped bottle, have sex with your cousins missionary while the lights are out, get arrested or tazered for smoking in a bar or pissing into the wild and tell the world something about your freedom while you try to force democracy by war on countries which normally wouldn't give a shit about you dumbfucks.
5 years ago
^this



sorry smerf, but he's right on
5 years ago
He may or may not be right, but he's still an idiot.
5 years ago
Makes sense to me.
5 years ago
it's funny, yet sad, how the rest of of the world gets their opinions of americans by watching TV
5 years ago
Number 10 is kind of fucked up, I mean how did they determine that weight limit??
5 years ago
Did you even READ the previous comments?
5 years ago
Yeah, so whats your point? There all just old unenforceable laws.
5 years ago
Nnnnooooo.... Washington didn't HAVE a law against sex with animals, regardless of body weight. Now it does have a law against it, but doesn't list anything to do with body weight.

And the law has been enforced. It's also relatively new (2006, I think).
5 years ago
Whoa.. Hey, Im just commenting on the pic above, I find it hard to beive that these laws arent true.. after all. If you saw it on the internet.. it must be true.
5 years ago
Legally, Danes are required by law to hit Swedes with sticks if any of them ever walk across the sea if it's frozen.
5 years ago
I like that rule.
5 years ago
Till this day, it is illegal to punch your horse in the face on liberty avenue in downtown Pittsburgh.
5 years ago
What about punching your whores?
5 years ago
In some parts of Maine it's still illegal to attend church without a shotgun.
5 years ago
Better yet, what about punching Tiffany Preston?
5 years ago
I was looking for te states that oral sex was illegal in . And i also read that it is a felony in Texas to have more than 6 dildos
5 years ago
So basically, getting sent to prison is bad news.
5 years ago
It used to be a felony. Now, it's only a felony in Texas' 13th appellate district, due to some differing opinions in the court of appeals around the state.

Fucking stupid, if you ask me. Just let the people fuck how they choose, as long as all parties are: human, legal, willing and able to give consent!
5 years ago
Are you fucking serious.. A felony.. for more than 6 dildos?? Ok what the does the law state that it constitutes if you do have more than 6 dildos in the state of Texas? What would you be convicted of?? Illegal application of variety? Illegal possesion of a high capacity of dildos?
5 years ago
"You're making a huge mistake.. I was framed!!"
5 years ago
good thing fries isnt in texas
5 years ago
He'd get a death penalty.
5 years ago
Or at least not in the 13 appellate district.. They dont like strangers packing a full load of dildos..
5 years ago
Well, the class 3 felony part specifically involved minors, but either way it was crime.

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm
5 years ago
Jones, I got a huge mistake. IN MY PANTS
5 years ago
Wait... That came out wrong.
5 years ago
Yeah.. out of your mother wrong..
5 years ago
Go buy some Depends you creep.
5 years ago
Why, Do you like your lunch pre-packaged?
5 years ago
Nice comeback, but that was at Smerf and his surprise.
5 years ago
Why would I need depends? Do you assume I soil myself?
5 years ago
"I got a huge mistake. IN MY PANTS"
5 years ago
If I needed depends, that would be "I got a huge shit. IN MY PANTS"
5 years ago
I want to see a picture of the guy who tried to have sex with a porcupine.
5 years ago
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