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Walter White is a dick

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by xzekiel

submitted September 12th 2012

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Walter White is a dick
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that last one is hilarious
5 years ago
It's really that Jesse is just a bleeding heart pussy.
5 years ago
I have never seen breaking bad, it does not seem interesting to me.
5 years ago
I watched the first couple seasons and they were really good.
5 years ago
* DushanMandik picks up the rock that Oster lives under. *


It's okay, come on out little buddy.
5 years ago
I just dont feel like being sucked into tv.
5 years ago
/me rolls back over
5 years ago
i am the same way..fuckers are always pumping up some shitty tv show..however,that show is the bees knees...oh and the newsroom,total shitstained garbage
5 years ago
I don't give a shit if you or anyone likes it.
5 years ago
What crawled in your kilt, Ginger?!
5 years ago
More a case of what didn't crawl up my kilt.
5 years ago
so basically what you are trying to say zeke is you are jessie and im walter...
finally i get it
5 years ago
I thought I was Marie and you were the meth?
:/
5 years ago
And I'm Todd
5 years ago
No. You're still the bathtub.
5 years ago
a bucket of hermanos bros chicken
5 years ago
er hermanos..polos?
whatever its called
5 years ago
Fuck it, anythings better than being Hank aka Drums.
5 years ago
he knows
5 years ago
yep.
5 years ago
well, he certainly fucking does now! f off Gale!
5 years ago
You mean Combo.....
5 years ago
You're saying drums is combo? I thought freshie was combo?

And, for clarification purposes, if I'm a bucket of hermano polos chicken, and you're the meth...that means you were inside of me :(
5 years ago
im metaphorically the meth
cuz im part of it all
ask zeke

5 years ago
"I am the liquor Randy"
5 years ago
^Randy licker
5 years ago
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNN
5 years ago
ouch.
5 years ago
im mike
5 years ago
You're the turd Hank layed at the end of the last episode.
5 years ago
fuck off you fatass bald kike scrotum
5 years ago
me?
5 years ago
jk
5 years ago
the MS rage machines just get funnier the drunkier i get
5 years ago
im usually in a "hi how ya doing" mood.
5 years ago
who is walter white?
5 years ago
Your other favorite W.W.
5 years ago
Some Q-tip.
5 years ago
* DushanMandik picks up Oster's rock and throws it at possum *
5 years ago
Possum: He's Heisenberg
5 years ago
Possum, who cares?
5 years ago
folks - i'm going to start watching this show, start to finish, in about two weeks...please feel free to tell me all the spoilers otay?
5 years ago
jesse was molested by walt
5 years ago
and the real reason Walt ever started cooking meth was because Jesse black mailed him into to doing it, that or he would expose Walt for being a child molester and he would lose his job as a teacher.
5 years ago
Who. Gives. A. Shit.
5 years ago
It's not a rock. It's a mineral.
5 years ago
sounds more like Days Of Our Lives so far
5 years ago
walt ends up going to jail for the murder of jessie who kills hank (to protect the secret about walt being the meth lord) later in the upcoming half season.. and that folks is how it ends..
5 years ago
ah - All My Children then
5 years ago
walts evil twin i meant
5 years ago
i wish you would stop talking about the show..im already ready for more more more
5 years ago
Yak, please tell me that you are lying. if not please prove your claim.
5 years ago
why is cartoon walt so fat?
5 years ago
pre meth?
5 years ago
message for you on Barret's "For Sealbasher" sub
5 years ago
honest Q for oster: do you really do the meth thing, or do you just play a tweaker on MS?
5 years ago
I have never seen meth in my life. But I do drink 80% of the time i am on here.
5 years ago
good boy
5 years ago
I have done ecasty over 150 times in the past so that might be why I seem off.
5 years ago
Would explain why you can't even spell the word ecstasy.
5 years ago
not so good boy, but then again by doing "e" im am sure some pills were cut with meth and other drugs. So I honestly can say I have never seen meth but I can't say i havent done it.
5 years ago
Drush I can spell Crack.....
5 years ago
^that's funny.
5 years ago
meh - as long as it isnt meth or heroin - go for it
5 years ago
I do love me some lsd. It's been about 4 years since the last drop.
5 years ago
as previously stated - after doing acid 16 times in a four week period back in the day, i can hallucinate at will
5 years ago
But have you breached different planes of existance?
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
to the payote!
5 years ago
*peyote

and tbh - all my drug-induced alternate realities end up looking and smelling like Cleveland Ohio
5 years ago
* possum drinks another PBR *
5 years ago
weird... I have family from cleveland. I did live their for some years.
5 years ago
Poor broke redneck
5 years ago
bummed*
5 years ago
*check please?
5 years ago
*Oh boy
5 years ago
stay weird, young oyster...stay weird
5 years ago
I thought we were doing 80s catch phrases.
5 years ago
what decade is this?
5 years ago
and you're asking me. BAHAHAH
5 years ago
* possum sighs and amble off, lest this become another oster-inspired Gayorama *
5 years ago
fuck!
5 years ago
/me lays tuna in a cat trap and waits for possum.
5 years ago
i fucking know i typed that fucking letter S - WTF?
5 years ago
wtf is a cat trap?
5 years ago
you have never seen a small animal trap ment for cats/racoons/skunk..... and I'm dumb.
5 years ago
meant for cats?
5 years ago
ferral cats yes.
5 years ago
zekenstine is lose, everybody run.
5 years ago
you mean a Have-a-Heart?
5 years ago
is that a carebear?
5 years ago
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=feral+cat+traps&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=12035424741&hvpos=1t2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1736457875460086725&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&ref=pd_sl_7k8mlpj3m7_b


holy fuck are you dumb.
5 years ago
"Havahart"
5 years ago
Those aren't cat traps you dolt.
5 years ago
* possum headbangs to RedFang now *
5 years ago
/me laughs at zeke.

stop trying to troll. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. go back to heather you emo fuck.
5 years ago
I love it when oster tries to act smart. It's darling, really.
5 years ago
Ferral cat trap, fuck the brand. you know what they are nimrod.
5 years ago
It's gay that you think another mans actions are darling..

zeke just went to 5%
5 years ago
Still not gay enough to haul out on cam with another dude though....
5 years ago
Weren't you first?
5 years ago
From your story you went first...

7%
5 years ago
Nope. That's actually pretty cunning of you to pretend you don't remember though. Intelligence quotient just cusped the mildly retarded range.
5 years ago
So not only are you a dimwit and a faggot, but you're also a liar. That's where I draw the line. Fuck off oster. I'm done here.
5 years ago
talk about remember, you claimed "I blacked out I dont remember the entire night"
5 years ago
This is like the age old question: which came first, the chicken or the egg?
5 years ago
Keep drinking, believe what ever circus that play in your mind.

you're done becaue you know the truth.. You're a faggot.
5 years ago
yup
5 years ago
Zeke cant seem to drop it, it's his only some what fire power on me.
5 years ago
I'm not sure which is worse.....your pathological lying or your utter stupidity.....
5 years ago
why would i lie to people I dont care about, you obviously need mucho more than i do...
5 years ago
good question. Why would you?
5 years ago
no need to lie.

I thought you were done?
5 years ago
honestly - you guys are related, arent you?
5 years ago
No tweedle dees here. Just some internet pit that wants my attention.
5 years ago
i don't get this thread at all
5 years ago
basically zeke claims that he and oster were both on cam...
zeke showed oster his balls and oster fapped to zekes nuts....

zeke then said that he was disturbed and left when he saw what oster was doing.....

then said he was "1% gay" because he has been "sexually attracted to 99 women and 1 man" in his life (making him apparently 1% gay and 99% straight....)....
5 years ago
and no.. i didnt make that up
5 years ago
How is somebody 1% gay?
Either you suck another mans dick or you don't.
5 years ago
jesus christ, that's so many kinds of fucked up
5 years ago
i wish i hadn't asked
5 years ago
"hey i'm zeke"

"oh hi zeke, i'm oster, kinda funny to see someone on cam you only know from comments, huh?"

"yep"

"soooo, maybe wanna show me your balls?"

"yep"

"uuuuhm, mind if i fap?"

"yeah, sure, go ahead buddypal.............. uhm, wait, i meant to say:oh, most definitely not, sir, i have to draw a line somewhere"

*zeke sadclowns*

*oster sadclowns*
5 years ago
isn't zeke 2% gay now?
5 years ago
yes.. ibelieve he is now
5 years ago
More like 2% straight.
5 years ago
And while oster was trying to explain his way out of it, who did you think was telling the truth yak?
5 years ago
W-D: I do not suck dick, no. Unless you mean figuratively, in which case I'm sure a case could be made.
5 years ago
i dont know what to believe anymore
5 years ago
pfft.....stfu. You knew he was lying, asshole.
5 years ago
And he still is.
5 years ago
This entire thread is 100% gay.
5 years ago
You're gay. Nigger.
5 years ago
Nasty.
5 years ago
Breaking Bad
The Wire
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
Oz.
These are required.
5 years ago
fuck the walking dead. fuck that shit show up its stupid undead ass. one good episode pulled me in and everything after that was just awful. dumb scripts, dumb dialogues, dumb and unlikable characters, it's a godawful execution to an awesome premise. i hope they all die next season.

also that list is missing mad men, the sopranos and boardwalk empire
5 years ago
also lost
5 years ago
well, the first four seasons at least :-/
5 years ago
Community all the way.
* Jones makes a notch *
5 years ago
seriously, all the fanboys are like "but, but, it's zombies, we have to like it" but secretly bitch about it all the time because the entire ensemble of characters is nothing but douchebags, assholes or whiny bitches, even glenn got made into a total ass with that dumb romance subplot last season, everybody is in a constant state of denial over this show, it reminds me of '99 when we all tried to get ourselves to see something good in Episode I just because it was star wars.
5 years ago
jonesy, you spot-on about community but i think comedy shows would need a seperate list.

and it goes like this:

arrested development
community
scrubs
curb your enthusiasm
30 rock
modern family
parks and rec
5 years ago
Don't forget 'Shit My Dad Says'.
5 years ago
... errr, *Boston Legal.
* Jones scampers *
5 years ago
ya, and "retired at 35" of course
5 years ago
i wanna slap you
5 years ago
Save it for Fries.
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull has seen each of the prequels several times during their theatrical runs and has watched every episode of the walking dead *



i know what the fuck i'm talking about when it comes to fanboy denial....

and don't even get me started on star trek....
5 years ago
you need a life bro...
5 years ago
that IS my life you judgemental shitstain
5 years ago
sounds like he's living the dream to me
5 years ago
animated list would be:

south park
archer
venture bros
bob's burgers
sealab 2021
brak
first decade of simpsons
5 years ago
oh, and robot chicken
5 years ago
Also Spongebob.
5 years ago
* smerf smacks jones with a rolled up newspaper *
5 years ago
Thank you, I like to stay tuned on current events.
5 years ago
Sopranos
House
OZ
5 years ago
walter white is kinda like me
5 years ago
yeah, but in your case i'd root for the cancer
5 years ago
nah only difference is that i would stop cooking after i got my 5 million dollars
5 years ago
i mean, walter and i share the intelligence, but i know when its enough you know?
5 years ago
you would blow yourself to smithereens on your first batch
5 years ago
nah...think about it...i could be walt and you would be jessie : )
5 years ago
like in the series, just with more conflict
5 years ago
hahaha, you the brain and me the brawn, awesome! we'd get nothing done cuz your product would suck and i could do shit all for protection, sound business plan
5 years ago
Since when was Jesse's punk little ass ever 'the brawn'? Think you got him confused with Mike.
5 years ago
think you got me confused with someone who wants to talk with you
5 years ago
although i have no idea who that could be
5 years ago
I think you're deflecting from the pwnage that I bestowed upon you.

PWND!

* DushanMandik runs around in circles laughing maniacally *
5 years ago
who's deflecting now???
5 years ago
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