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Nothing Runs Like a Queere

funny

by DangerousDug

submitted September 11th 2012

39 comments
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Nothing Runs Like a Queere
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'Cept fer a nigger. Raht, Dug? Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.
5 years ago
Or Dug at the beach.
5 years ago
what about gay niggers though?
5 years ago
They don't run. They frolic.
5 years ago
fun fact: over here "frolic" is a brand name for dog food.
5 years ago
Gay dogs?
5 years ago
dog food is unbiased.

gay or straight, it lets itself get eaten by everybody....
5 years ago
kinda like jen
5 years ago
What about gay dog owners? Does that make their dogs gay?
* Vomitcircus ponders *
5 years ago
all dogs are gay
5 years ago
faggotry creates more faggots...... and it is getting worse every damn day
5 years ago
dug comes in, i.q. in thread drops like snoop deemed it hot....
5 years ago
* DangerousDug says life is like a box of chocolates *
5 years ago
Except when some faggot gets his hands on the chocolates and they turn into liquorice.
5 years ago
Dug, just come out of the closet. We don't judge here.
5 years ago
i do!
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull judges *
5 years ago
i ever tell you guys about my tv show idea "Judge Mental" ??

it's about a judge with split personality disorder, kinda like night court on shrooms...
5 years ago
Go judge your Mr. Lederhosen contest somewhere else.
5 years ago
As long as there's a character like Bull in it, I game. And John Larroquette.
5 years ago
so, he's got like 3-5 different personalities, they're all in love with the young hot district attorney (even though one of 'em is a 54 yr old black woman), and his judgements differ drastically depending on however's in charge in his head at that moment, so he can be everything from that heart-warming "everyone deserves a second chance" guy to the court-room equivalent of gozer the gozerian, all the folks around him are bewildered cuz they don't know about his condition.

and there's the typical assortment of supporting characters of course...

and there you have it, judge mental.
5 years ago
wouldn't be worse than "shit my dad says"
5 years ago
that idea actually has some merit...it might have legs.

how would it stack up against the united states of tara?

and, what if you made the judge a woman?
5 years ago
judging amy + us of tara/night court
5 years ago
oh, right, tara, forgot about that. well, my judge mental idea is actually older than tara, i envisioned it like 4 years ago while trolling folks on omegle, still got that log somewhere i think.

and it would be waaay better cuz i wouldn't let diablo cody anywhere near that project.

i don't know if the judge could be a woman, too touchy-feely and menstrual i think, a male lead offers better options and the direction could be much more surreal and maybe even violent sometimes...... now if only i knew how to pitch ideas and get execs interested
5 years ago
the first thing you'd have to do is register that idea with SWG.

that info comes from the brady bunch book by scherwood schwartz...his timely registering of his idea saved it from being stolen.
5 years ago
how does a german with no credentials and no prior experience in the tv business get in touch with the swg? that all just sounds like work, i wouldn't even mind if the idea got stolen as long as it got made....
5 years ago
probably for the best...it seems to cost $22.

and you can do it online in this modern day.
5 years ago
not that you could get any protection for this idea, if this is the total of it.
5 years ago
why the fuck not? seems pretty unique to me....
5 years ago
i don't have personal experience with registering an idea, but it seems like you need a developed synopsis, with character breakdowns, sample show ideas, and maybe even a pilot script (at least some sample scenes).
5 years ago
well fuck me, that just sounds like work......

off to the pile of half-assed abandoned ideas it is!
5 years ago
Don't you have about a month to kill? GET ON IT, BIRD
5 years ago
hopefully, it does get made...for example, i ripped off an idea from boiled angel about a serial killer that only kills other serial killers (or heads of state, or cops).

i definitely enjoyed dexter
5 years ago
since you have a month do spend doing something, why not develop the idea?

the worst that happens is nothing.
5 years ago
don't you just love it when nothing happens?
5 years ago
it would never win, up against Honey Boo Boo
5 years ago
* Jones gives possum his go-go juice *
5 years ago
But nothing stinks like a John...
5 years ago
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