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American pig sound contest

Audition tape from Furious Pigs lead singer tryouts

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by Jones

submitted September 8th 2012

48 comments
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if i want to hear an american pig sound ill call jenbirdy on the slutline
5 years ago
I'm off on Saturdays.
5 years ago
Can I get your slutline number jen?
(and dik?)
5 years ago
Sorry, it's only given to wal-Mart customers who punch all the holes on their frequent shopper cards.
5 years ago
do you ever look at your vagina and think "wtf is that thing?"
5 years ago
Sure, one time I mistaked it for a hairless mole that wandered into the house.
5 years ago
moles dont wander and are tiny,,,like the opposite of your filthy bug-crotch
5 years ago
Ya
5 years ago
pwned
5 years ago
Cuntscab can I get your slutline number?
5 years ago
Oh, and here's Cuntscab sucking Dik's pwn teat.

It's like any other given day on mucho.
5 years ago
thats so mean and ungrateful
5 years ago
maybe you should be worrying about your own teats, I bet your kids are starving
5 years ago
hahahahahaha..theyre "napping"
5 years ago
17 hours now
5 years ago
hopefully one day they'll overdose
5 years ago
"hey kid why are you up so early?".."mom i'm hungry"..."come and get your medicine"
5 years ago
I'm at work
5 years ago
I left them a box of Cheerios on the floor, they'll be fine.
5 years ago
its only funny when we say it
5 years ago
do all the fathers pay child support?
5 years ago
It's still pretty funny, don't get all big headed grampa scabies
5 years ago
There's one, we're married, and he pays in misery and sleepless nights if that's what you mean.
5 years ago
what do your kids want to be if they grow up
5 years ago
strippers
5 years ago
so.......no slutline numbers to be had? :(
5 years ago
ill give you mine
5 years ago
i dont go all the way on the first date though
5 years ago
oh who am i kidding
5 years ago
do you ever have scary dreams that your vagina will getcha?
5 years ago
like the blair snatch?
5 years ago
I think the lady has an unfair advantage
5 years ago
they should behead one of them.. when they try to scream and gasp for air they will surely win the contest...
5 years ago
twaaah!
5 years ago
That's a dushanmandik argument, seeing as it's only 1/3.
5 years ago
twaah! twaaah!
Aaaaaaauuuuugggghhhhhh!
lalalala, lalala
5 years ago
Lada?
5 years ago
di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!
5 years ago
rip lada
5 years ago
Good morning there
5 years ago
Fuck of persum.
5 years ago
Home from a long night out drinking Jones ?
5 years ago
Yeah :(
5 years ago
so all the bars are closed in Københagen ? too bad
5 years ago
You fucking idiot.
5 years ago
1.37 that's some set of wings.
5 years ago
Looking good Britt.
5 years ago
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