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Blood Clot

I have no idea how this even happend. There was no description of the matter. All it read was "its dales fault".

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by JAWZ88

submitted September 4th 2012

61 comments
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...I think my parents have a couple of those steak knives.

I hate those damn knives.
5 years ago
Bad experience?
5 years ago
Nah, I just dislike serrated knives. Plus they're like 30 years old and it shows.
5 years ago
If it's good enough to dig out a blood clot they're good enough for you Smerf!
5 years ago
Yeah, no... See, I actually know how to debride wounds.
5 years ago
Well I meant for your steak .. I gots a good handle on all forms of wound care
5 years ago
Fuck that shit. Just give me a well-sharpened knife and I'll be happier.
5 years ago
I just eat my steak with my fingers like a wild animal
5 years ago
Wild animals don't have fingers though...
5 years ago
Monkeys and apes do
5 years ago
They eat steak?
5 years ago
Sure they do, phalanges for all!
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure a monkey or an ape would eat a steak. You saying they can't have steak? how rude
5 years ago
I'm saying they don't eat steak in their natural habitat.
5 years ago
No one said anything about natural habitat. I also bet those sneaky little bastards will steal steak from people, just like them stealing booze. Pretty sure there are some drunk monkey videos on here
5 years ago
They don't. Steak is a CUT of meet. Monkeys and apes are not know for using knives.
5 years ago
*known
5 years ago
Fucking interposter
5 years ago
Can you imagine the chaos they could spawn if they did manage to learn how to weild knives?
5 years ago
Congratulations, I think that might be the first thing you've said that didn't make me think you're a complete idiot.
5 years ago
funny how you corrected known but not meat......
anywho........your simile fell short toaster.
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure IF I LOOKED I could find a video of an ape eating a steak... but I have to be at work in 4 hours :( So I may sleep. Remind me tomorrow
5 years ago
...shit.
5 years ago
Toaster: (this is tomorrow) find me a video of a monkey eating steak
5 years ago
Toaster, if you want to get technical... Humans are apes.
5 years ago
^stole my line :(
5 years ago
BAM well an apier ape? lol
5 years ago
Well she said monkeys too.
So find a monkey toaster.
5 years ago
Or any "wild animal" and I'll let it rest.
5 years ago
I will tomooorrrrooowwwww I need to nap so I don't stab stupid people
5 years ago
I was typing that for tomorrow
5 years ago
Well it's not like you won't be talking to me tomorrow to remind me. duh
5 years ago
As if I'd remember tomorrow.....
5 years ago
Bitch, I don't think you have a clue about debridement!
5 years ago
Now that's a woman.
5 years ago
"Are you tickling my bone with that knife?"
5 years ago
Fuck you youtube
5 years ago
Is this what the future holds for us with this POS Obama Health Care ??
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy facepalms *
5 years ago
It's come to this.
5 years ago
this is from bush healthcare
5 years ago
I hope that steak knife is sanitized or else he's going to have one hell of an infection.
5 years ago
She's a keeper for sure.
5 years ago
Thank fuck for the National Health Service if this is what some people will resort to in the "land of the free, not including healthcare" US
5 years ago
Oh fuck, I feel fucking woozy after watching that. I've even broken out in a cold sweat. Wtf?
5 years ago
Ahhh it looks like my periods.
5 years ago
prove it...
5 years ago
I'll post pics next time
5 years ago
lol - are you trying to up jenbirdy's rep or something?
5 years ago
Wut
5 years ago
so how Smellie are you?
5 years ago
This site is amusing.
5 years ago
dun dun dunnnnnn
5 years ago
*slut
*gone in 60 seconds
5 years ago
Bitch please, I'm fabulous.
5 years ago
owh boy :)
5 years ago
i'm juicy
5 years ago
Thats crazy!
5 years ago
It is fine))))
5 years ago
what the hell?)))))
5 years ago
Fucking AWESOME!
5 years ago
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