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Having a dry spell? Pray to Allah the pimp god for a root

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by TheAnimal

submitted August 30th 2012

147 comments
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I'd make that bitch see Allah alright.
5 years ago
* DushanMandik creepily winks *
5 years ago
so your going to suicide bomb a local movie theater on your first date?

* L0RD_QU3S0 hands over a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts to Dush *
5 years ago
Those headscarves are fucking hot!

No, really I heard they were.
5 years ago
Don't let the fuckers breed!
5 years ago
Deanna Troi better get back to her fucking counselor duties.
5 years ago
This lady has a better face than Troi, something was just not right about hers. Could never place it
5 years ago
If you mean her bumpy forehead, those were just marks from my belt buckle..:)
5 years ago
hot
5 years ago
MHIO
5 years ago
Marina Sirtis is greek, not a dune coon.
5 years ago
*betazed
5 years ago
If I were a muslim woman I'd try to find a man who wouldn't decapitate me and put my head in a plastic baggie.
5 years ago
^this is why I love Squidley
5 years ago
The whole decapitation thing doesn't sound appealing...
5 years ago
dont knock it till youve tried it
5 years ago
silly Squidley thinks thats how you 'give head'
5 years ago
He's not an expert like you fries.
5 years ago
Women getting decapitated by their husbands and fathers happens all the time in muslim society. A muslim murdered his daughter for dating a non muslim here in Atlanta Ga and he seemed surprised when he was sentenced to life in prison.
5 years ago
yup... all the time...
and paired with a fascinating/obviously factual story as proof that it happens all the time as well...
undisputable proof squid...

5 years ago
Yeah, I remember that Squids, he thought what he did was perfectly normal.
5 years ago
Not shocking by "people" who never made it one step past the 7th century. Hell, 4 million Jews easily kick 150 millions Muslims asses constantly, no wonder they kill their own women in anger.
5 years ago
maybe not the best night for this?

carry on though
5 years ago
i will call him George
5 years ago
a/s/l George
5 years ago
Found this via google....

http://ztruth.typepad.com/ztruth/2008/07/muslim-father-kills-daughter-in-georgia-to-protect-family-honor.html
5 years ago
That can't be real. He didn't put her head in a baggie.
5 years ago
All the time, huh? Cite your source.
5 years ago
I knowof therr instance of where brothers, fathers and husbands killed their women. One brother decapitated his sister after he caught her smoking and into a baggie her head went. A father killed his daughter for speaking to a british doctor and off went her head and into a baggie it went. The Iraqui police congratualted him. In Saudi Arabia a man cut his seven yesr old daughters head off after her Uncle alledgedly sexually molested her. Not sure if her head went into a baggie or not. Three sistes were shot down in Iraq for accepting a ride from a man they knew from the neighborhood. The stories just go on and on.

Fuck Islam.
5 years ago
oh yes? please tell us more factual stories.
5 years ago
Islam doesn't belong in a freedom loving western society.
5 years ago
Tell me another bed time story squid, pleeeeease?
5 years ago
i heard that a brother and two of the brothers sons were able to fly, so what they did is cut off their wives heads, put them in baggies and flew them into the sun.
the government gave them medals.
5 years ago
Population control at its best.
5 years ago
another time in iraq a woman talked to a man that was not her husband.
4 words: head in a baggie
the husband was given a brand new car
5 years ago
you got anything to back up that story yak ?
5 years ago
i'm not sure i would have to back up a story.................
5 years ago
I found an article about it. http://tinyurl.com/muslimsfly
5 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/iraqi-girl-baggie
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
True story.
5 years ago
yaks is far more beleiveable
5 years ago
it seriously never gets old
5 years ago
Its the gift that keeps on giving.
5 years ago
i dont even have to look at the link anymore, i already know what it is
5 years ago
actually, it's not me this time
5 years ago
He speaks the truth
http://tinyurl.com/chqyklo
5 years ago
Whew, close call.
5 years ago
wtf?
5 years ago
those are some amazingly ugly underpants
5 years ago
Believe it or not, but they're actually not mine.
5 years ago
okay not reading all of that either, someone fill me in
5 years ago
i had very similar underpants in 1997...

i'm sure there's a story here somewhere
5 years ago
lol @ toast
5 years ago
I saw "underpants" but I've not ofund any
5 years ago
Well come on, that can't be all you saw, I'm not Bladesman for christs sake :/
5 years ago
There's pics of bladesman in his underpants?
5 years ago
there's a non fake pic of jones?
5 years ago
Well I haven't gotten a photo to add to my research of any of the 3 of you. Just sayin
5 years ago
meh
5 years ago
Sorry I forgot the glitter possum
5 years ago
jones: fatter that barret, fact
5 years ago
- not that i want any clarification pics
5 years ago
That's a selfpwn I believe.
5 years ago
i blame jones and yak for dwhill's AWOL status
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
theAnimal killed DW
5 years ago
i miss him : (
5 years ago
jones no, yak yes... sort of. been playing swtor every waking moment and hanging out in game with some ppl that are much cooler than you losers
5 years ago
i did renew my pro sub so i can come back every once in a while and throw out some orange text but you can keep the shirt
5 years ago
* possum is not amused *
5 years ago
i miss a few of you, but im not naming any names. see you in a few months... maybe
5 years ago
I know you miss me <3
5 years ago
Awww missed you too Dwhill
5 years ago
Well that's a bummer.. Guys, Mucho needs more Star Wars subs stat!
5 years ago
he's an attention seeker just like the seagull
5 years ago
Squidley why do they put all their heads in baggies?
5 years ago
Apparently to show them off.
5 years ago
well that doesnt make sense at fucking all now does it
5 years ago
Couldn't they just hold it by the hair?
5 years ago
touching hair is against muslim religion
everything must be displayed in baggies
its in the muslim tome of spirits (aka the muslim bible)
5 years ago
on the 3rd day allah created doctors.
on the 4th day allah beheaded his wife because she talked to a doctor.
on the 5th day allah created baggies and said "from henceforth no head shall be displayed not inside a baggie, for it must be shown off"
5 years ago
lol at :55. username latina lady. something doesnt fit here
5 years ago
* yak dramatic muslims *

5 years ago
bwahahahaha
5 years ago
in iraq an entire family was killed for not accepting a free gift of icecream cones, what kind of freedom is that?

5 years ago
did they put all their heads in baggies?
5 years ago
no shot
5 years ago
I'd want to show them off though
5 years ago
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/brutal-honor-killing-described-in-canadian-trial-for-muslim-father-accused-of-murdering-three-daughters-wife/
5 years ago
i dont click any fucking link that has that many fucking dashes in the url
5 years ago
luckily no other people in north america have murdered family members since then.
proof that only muslims murder family members right there, thanks squidley.



... only problem i have squidley.. in that article, there is no mention of a head in a baggie... i'm going with bullshit
5 years ago
Haha, that certainly seems like a trustworthy and unbiased news source you've got there Squidley.
5 years ago
you know a 'news' site is reputable when one of its main 'article' links is 'faith' :(
5 years ago
baggie baggie baggie
5 years ago
oi oi oi
5 years ago
For the record Conyers Ga has its share of Pakistanis, Iranians, Iraquis living here and to appearances they are a decent hard working, peaceful etc as anyone else. They may be getting a bad rap and maybe I should just keep my observations to myself.
5 years ago
put them in a baggie
5 years ago
Their whole bodies?
5 years ago
It's called a Burk-ah you insensitive prick.
5 years ago
maybe you should take more care with what you are actually saying you twit. Pakistani's, Iranians, Iraqi's do not =muslims.
5 years ago
Um, didn't Pakistan split from India simply because they were Muslims and could not live with any other groups because they are such complete assholes?
5 years ago
Watch out people, we've got a Jew on our hands.
* Jones sends the Sealbasher loose *
5 years ago
take away the religion, and the people are fine. I've read the Koran, it's fucking ridiculous. Open any page in the book and read, you will almost immediately encounter a sentence encouraging the persecution and killing of non muslims and christians. It makes it quite clear that you should hate christians.
5 years ago
what can you expect? even jesus was a muslim...and his death was faked.
5 years ago
True Reverend 42
5 years ago
tr, you should get the koran and not read it
5 years ago
Oh I'm sure he's read it in aramaic. He can prove it with a youtube link.
5 years ago
as if i don't have a copy of the koran right here...and it was written in arabic, zeke.
5 years ago
I believe that calls for a photo, otherwise we won't believe you.
5 years ago
Well you've read the bible in Aramaic, and Arabic is more closely related to Aramaic than Hebrew, is it not? Go scavenge some dumpster magazines Piggie.
5 years ago
truereverend_willk is an expert on everything, even ancient, dead languages.....yet, he's homeless.
5 years ago
Honestly tr, I didn't know they stacked bullshit that high.
5 years ago
Tell everyone your opinion on raping your wife, reverend.
5 years ago
according to the koran, raping your wife isn't possible
5 years ago
And do you or do you not agree?
5 years ago
it also isn't permissible by the bible
5 years ago
jesus was homeless.
5 years ago
permissible ≠ possible
Answer the question Piggie
5 years ago
as if you could compel anyone to do anything
5 years ago
Scream and run perhaps.
5 years ago
its called the muslim tome of spirits
5 years ago
rape isn't possible if consent exists.
5 years ago
you're so fucking full of shit
backpedal some more Piggie
5 years ago
just keep speaking in generalities you fat rapist piece of shit
5 years ago
I mean, reverend
5 years ago
you're a fucking joke neckfat
5 years ago
I think your chat is leaking, you should get that looked at.
5 years ago
zeke is so close to embracing sciencism and renouncing tr as his personal savior.
5 years ago
they need to have a huge convention, i send them a bomb
5 years ago
somebody set up us the bomb
5 years ago
Upvoted for the almost surreal comments
5 years ago
i be baggying...you baggie?
5 years ago
no difference than the christianmingle shit
5 years ago
what about fuckagoat.com?..i think thats the site Iranian frequents
5 years ago
did anyone else hear about the muslim guy that had like 40 wifes and one disobeyed him so he lopped off her head and then put it in a baggie. Also, they made him king and he went to war with isreal.
5 years ago
yea thats the muslim who when a woman tried to make him a birthday cake he killed them and put their head in a baggie
5 years ago
then regifted the head
5 years ago
Yeah, and then osama named him muslim of the year
5 years ago
as long as the bag is halal, it should be fine
5 years ago
you make me a fucking birthday cake and just see what you'll get ,sucker!
5 years ago
^ typical muslim trying to take away our western freedoms
5 years ago
let's keep the talk halal in here please. I'm out of baggies
5 years ago
Don't they behead women for putting on makeup and trying to tempt impure behavior?
5 years ago
yep. And then they put their heads in baggies.
5 years ago
I've been getting ads for muslim singles on facebook for a year now.

Occasionally, I get ads for Jewish singles, Christian singles and Asian singles.
5 years ago
I'm still waiting for them to accept my application for that Atheist singles page.
5 years ago
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