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We Hurricane Now

incoming...ill have more when my power comes back on

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by jrob2020

submitted August 28th 2012

180 comments
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Go tie yourself to that fucking tree and make a real documentary you hick up -ing fuckhead
5 years ago
I would agree if it was coming from anyone other than dug.
5 years ago
* jrob2020 been drankin *
5 years ago
I hope you got enough beer to ride the storm out..
5 years ago
i have a 7 dollar bottleof whisky
5 years ago
Where I come from thats just a windy day
5 years ago
It's more like a breeze :/
5 years ago
That's the calm before the storm

RIP Jrob
5 years ago
:'(
5 years ago
Don't forget to hide like a little bitch in your bath tub shitass!
5 years ago
the eye is supposed to pass over me
5 years ago
any suggestions?
5 years ago
Fly a kite and key combo
5 years ago
Mount the camera to something from inside the house, then tie yourself to a tree with a very long rope.
5 years ago
Well, the actual eye itself is harmless. BUT, the strongest part of the storm is around the eye...sooo. I was always told to stay in the center of your house. Best case scenario you have a bathroom in the center of your house you can put yourself or your kids in the tub.
5 years ago
i will be fulming for my muchos once the eye hits
5 years ago
filming
5 years ago
fuck you
5 years ago
We've already covered the fact that you don't have a generator :( Do you have canned food/can opener, bottled water, a radio, and a flashlight?
5 years ago
all of the above except flashlight=fleshlight
5 years ago
Dush is worried sick about you jrob :(
5 years ago
Rofl @ at the news channels airing footage of the last moments of jrob as he shouts "Moocho sucko, yeah!".
5 years ago
If you don't have a flashlight, you're gonna have a bad time. I remember back when Hugo hit, power out for days.
5 years ago
i have candles//noob
5 years ago
Better than nothing I guess. Obviously stay away from the windows and be wary about wear trees are located around your house. Other than that, HURRICANE PARTY!
5 years ago
where*
5 years ago
daww dush cares
5 years ago
"We warn the viewers that the following images are highly disturbing" *Shifts to footage of Jrob fucking a fleshlight as he is picked up by the hurricane.*
5 years ago
It's only a category 1 hurricane what is the big deal??
5 years ago
LOL, it's only category 1? Fuck it, get drunk and lay outside in the rain!
5 years ago
You'd better go back outside and film more when the storm actually hits. Topless.
5 years ago
im gonna get more this one is just in case i die
5 years ago
i hope you will
5 years ago
get more? daww
5 years ago
get more aids maybe
5 years ago
bird i expect more of you
5 years ago
I was just hoping you go out topless and get bombarded by pebbles.
5 years ago
ill go out toppless,when my power goes back on ill have somethign for ya
5 years ago
more what? i don't have any aids for you, go away, freak.
5 years ago
(that's a fib)
5 years ago
i hope youve got all your hurricane supplies set, shelter, or basement? booze, canned food, water, candles, flashlights?? smokes, pot (if youre toking) a metal piece is best for extreme situations. best of luck shitass!
5 years ago
Pretty sure LA is like Fl and in which case, there are no basements
5 years ago
have you guys seen the film "Take Shelter"?
5 years ago
the altamont documentary?
5 years ago
naw... you should imbd it.... it was an independent release from last fall
5 years ago
like on the international movie batadase you mean?
5 years ago
haha, jerks, that is a great list brother....leads off with booze...water is #3....
5 years ago
Not a bad flick, kinda Shymalanish.
5 years ago
fuck em ... its only the other side of the Atlantic , why should that worry me
5 years ago
u potato drumrax?
5 years ago
Lol the hiccups, also nice tits.
5 years ago
upvotes for the hicburps
5 years ago
it just stalled -_- over hyped hurricane
5 years ago
I like your backyard. Is that an industrial run-off canal?
5 years ago
i bet it's got some tasty crawfish innit
5 years ago
*crayfish
5 years ago
^ignorant limey
5 years ago
*crawLfish...... also might i remind you that "innit" is the most commonly used slang word in Birmingham, UK
5 years ago
it is spelled C R A W F I S H, dammit!
5 years ago
sheesh :(
5 years ago
in some parts of Missouri, they spell it out with an "L" up in there.... true story
5 years ago
RIVERKREEFTEN!
5 years ago
/thread
5 years ago
Here they're crawdads...
5 years ago
Personally, I call them lunch.
5 years ago
so, like jrob's dead, then?
5 years ago
We can only hope...
5 years ago
He needed to trim his fingernails anyway.
5 years ago
wont they keep growing though? at least for a while?
5 years ago
anyhoo - the crawfish population will boom if somebody rolls him into the bayou...just sayin
5 years ago
he is probably already in there with his wheelchair....fuckin hippie cripple wigger.
5 years ago
wheelchair?
5 years ago
does someone need to get back to the ship?
5 years ago
i made that up, sue me, faggot marsupial.
5 years ago
convicted felon marsupials are not allowed to sue, fact

you win THIS time, mr stretchypants
5 years ago
um, is MS fucking up for everyone, or just me?
5 years ago
it's good for me
5 years ago
* possum subs test vid *
5 years ago
define 'fucking up'
:(
5 years ago
i'll let you know when/if my test vid shows up
5 years ago
part of me hopes it doesnt :(
i just have a feeling................
5 years ago
nah, dont fret, sir
5 years ago
CAT 1 You PUSSY!!
5 years ago
...and barely at that
5 years ago
this is the most overhiped piece of shit storm I've ever seen
5 years ago
Fuck you
5 years ago
Your just as pathetic as the Republicans for trying to capitalize on this Bitch ass "storm"
5 years ago
it was still enough to send jthrob into a hicburp frenzy though - so it was worth it in my book
5 years ago
AW... clearly
5 years ago
have you been drinking shitler or did you go to the beach today?
5 years ago
Both!
5 years ago
Pensacola takes any excuse to party
5 years ago
carry on then
5 years ago
pensacola - that splains a lot
5 years ago
We were ready to fuck this bullshit storm in its ass
5 years ago
At least we get the day off tomorrow
5 years ago
Sorry Jrob, you still my nig nog
5 years ago
OMG the wind is blowing! WHAT WILL YOU DO
5 years ago
No shit. It's that windy here right now, perhaps I should alert the media?
5 years ago
I've been giving him shit for days. OMG GUSTS OF 60MPH WINDS! I guess I spend the majority of the year in a HUGE storm. We just call it Tuesday
5 years ago
Wait... 60 mph is it?
5 years ago
75 to be a hurricane
5 years ago
you actually posted a video a slight bit of wind?
5 years ago
no wonder hurricanes kill you idiots
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
is he dead yet?
5 years ago
We were supposed to get a second video...the lack of it suggests his is apparently dead. That, or being sucked out to the Gulf on a lawn chair.
5 years ago
oh yeah those light winds, they just totally killed him. Maybe it was the sprinkling of rain
5 years ago
news flash - jrob still currently dead!
5 years ago
rip jrob
5 years ago
* possum hicccurps in his honor now *
5 years ago
fuck.... so Jrob is for sure dead then, right? if he's anywhere near the delta, he's fucked, i seent some photos today, water coming up to your waist in most parts.... FUCK.... RIP JROB :(
5 years ago
I hope he passed out drunk on the second floor.....or at least with those orange floaties on, because he was definitely pretty lit when it hit.
5 years ago
It's okay, he's in a better place now along with Greatdane and Chairmanofthebored.
5 years ago
cotb died?
5 years ago
Who will post scat vids now?
5 years ago
i nominate barret
5 years ago
....
5 years ago
You're alive!
5 years ago
well, if it isnt crawfish bait
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
ah shucks
5 years ago
welcome back shitass
5 years ago
How did your trailer hold up?
5 years ago
longest hottest 4days evar.....and on the plus side the humidity fucked up my keyboard so now i have to use teh on screen keyboard----this took liek 5 minutes to type
5 years ago
dont bother starting up on MS again, jrob - i already found a new friend in LakersFan
5 years ago
Why don't you not be a cheap ass and go buy a new one
5 years ago
why dont you tits or gtfo!
5 years ago
1. you've seen them 2. Don't change the subject
5 years ago
LakersFan sounds like a cool dude.
5 years ago
No he's right, tits or gtfo.
5 years ago
* possum FedExs a keyboard to LA now, wrapped in my dirty underpants *
5 years ago
It's never gonna happen, ask JB maybe she'll sub another ;)
5 years ago
who?
5 years ago
You got my Avatar gif yet Jrob? just Wondering is all..
5 years ago
ive been without power since tuesday
5 years ago
That's no excuse Jrob
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
if you'd had a generator, you could have it done.
5 years ago
if you had a job, you wouldnt be Camping
5 years ago
Sorry to hear that jrob, didnt know, I went a week and a half last october without power, I know how bad it sucks..
5 years ago
dont feel bad for him - it's his own fault for still living in a place that gets assraped by MotherNature on a regular basis
5 years ago
We all get assraped by mother nature sooner or later, she is a fickle bitch..
5 years ago
* possum cues up Higher Ground, and chills *
5 years ago
Wonder version or Chili peppers?
5 years ago
someone besides Stevie did this?
5 years ago
jk - but my point is still moot
5 years ago
The Red Hot chili peppers redid it on their album Mothers Milk.. very good rendition..
5 years ago
ya, i know - see above
5 years ago
Ahh, sarcasm from a marsupial...Im getting my broom..
5 years ago
* xzekiel cries and slaps jrob on the chest *

YOU ASSHOLE
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
5 years ago
GO LOOTING
5 years ago
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO LOOT DOWN THERE
5 years ago
I heard someone actually looted the stereo Bono gave Jrob.
5 years ago
Awwww Bono bought Jrob a present <3 cute
5 years ago
Meh, looting is overrated, I would head to the nearest rest home for some old timey assraping and medication..
5 years ago
And some Jell-o
5 years ago
I wanna ill an old womans ass with hard candy and tapioca pudding..
5 years ago
Fill....
5 years ago
license to ill? liked that better
5 years ago
* possum calls my mom *
5 years ago
tell her to lock her doors, meldon is on the loose
5 years ago
umm, wait...
5 years ago
AKALMELDON, YOU AROUND?
5 years ago
* jrob2020 holds a small child as bait *
5 years ago
The Ghost of Jrob has returned.
5 years ago
sup dickhead
5 years ago
Just being a dickhead.. How is no power?
5 years ago
it sucked pretty hard
5 years ago
eherherherher sucked pretty hard
5 years ago
wtf?
5 years ago
This is what it looks like when it storms here...

Record it when the levee's break or trees are uprooted and tossed around like toys.
5 years ago
this was before the storm shitstain,i lost power pretty soon after this
5 years ago
and i have another sub coming
5 years ago
*firmly embeds his size 16 in jrobs asshole*
5 years ago
holy shit.... size 16???
5 years ago
yeah...?
5 years ago
youve got some pontoons !
5 years ago
Yeah. Makes shopping for comfortable shoes a bitch. "Do you have anything in 16?" "Yeah, we have......this one." -neon green running shoe-

The fuck am I supposed to do with that besides use it as a blunt weapon?
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
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