points: -15

Prepared for oral

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Condom in her mouth

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by Squidley

submitted August 24th 2012

66 comments
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Prepared for oral
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fuck you squid
5 years ago
* possum now spams MS with stupid dog videos *
5 years ago
you just dont get the magic behind that
5 years ago
She has those cracky eyes. I know them well.
5 years ago
Iv'e seen that look before..and then I hid my wallet..
5 years ago
speaking of MS polls - who here has hired a hooker?
5 years ago
* Vomitcircus looks around, slowly raises hand *
5 years ago
i havent, but i'm about ready to
5 years ago
I'd like to see what SD has to offer.
5 years ago
lots of toothless Lakota crackwhores
5 years ago
Nothing good, vomit. Nothing good.
5 years ago
Psshh...my town's so small we don't have any hookers.
5 years ago
I know where I can go to get some hookers.

One of them is my niece's heroin-addict of an aunt.
5 years ago
aka - boner's gramma
5 years ago
your sister?
5 years ago
Can I have her number?
5 years ago
Will I only have to pay her in heroin?
5 years ago
Wait a minute, smerf, that's bullshit. I thought these harlots were all nice girls just trying to work their way though business school.
5 years ago
I have no sisters. It's my brother's ex-girlfriend's sister.

If I had her number, I'd give it to you.

I suppose you could pay her in heroin, but I'm sure her pimp would prefer cash.

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure she dropped out of high school when she was 16.
5 years ago
she sounds hot
5 years ago
She was hot. Once.

Now she's a geetered-out heroin junky, who looks like trash.
5 years ago
I used to go to the "Diplomat" hotel in holyoke back in the early 90's to see a very petite beautiful latin hooker on occassion. I would usually bring down a bag of my homegrown afghani strain I was growing at the time and her along with the other hookers working the hotel would gather and get nicely wasted after I had my fun then go to the diner next door for breakfast...Wow.. the things you give up for marriage..
5 years ago
* smerf has never hired a hooker. *


* smerf has never been to a strip club, actually. *
5 years ago
hahaha you paid your hooker in home grown produce! That's how it's done man! You grew your own sex!
5 years ago
There's a certain sense of pride in saying that isn't there smerf?
5 years ago
But you have gone karaokeing with Toaster, that's gotta count for something.
5 years ago
A little bit, MD. Never had to pay for sex.

I'm not sure karaoke equates to paying, and I'm pretty sure Toaster isn't a hooker.
5 years ago
Same goes for me Smerf, and I'm supposed to be a sailor.
5 years ago
Weeellllll..... You know what they say about sailors.
5 years ago
zing!
5 years ago
Hey... fuck you for once,
5 years ago
Didn't know you could carry a tune, smerf. You should post that someday.
5 years ago
Sorry, Jones. Heehee!
5 years ago
You spit mad flow, homie.
5 years ago
There's Nothing Like The Life Of A Sailor
5 years ago
It's very boring actually.
5 years ago
I'm not surprised by that, actually.
5 years ago
"hey, look - it's like, all watery out there"
5 years ago
"Oh shit, there's another boat!"
"Quick, what does the radar say?!"
"Collision in 45 minutes if we don't turn two degrees starboard sir!" "Alright! Fuck, turn starboard then."
5 years ago
like watching snails mate then?
5 years ago
"What's that off the starboard bow?"
"More water."
"Oh... Carry on."
5 years ago
There was actually a small vessel with 6 experienced captains on the bridge which managed to get shipwrecked because they all thought the other guy had control of the shift.
5 years ago
Shit, I gotta go kill people in Norway.

Anders Behring Breivik killed 77 people.


Maximum sentence: 21 years.
5 years ago
As fucked up and unjust as that may seem, statistically our gentler prison system gives lower chances of re-offending.
5 years ago
77 people though. Granted, he can apparently be held indefinitely because he poses a threat to society.
5 years ago
ya - he wont ever get out IRL
5 years ago
now, back to the real issue: squidley
5 years ago
Yep, society won't allow it, while the country will not change its system due to one nutcase individual.
5 years ago
it shouldnt even be tagged NSFW, yet it's still lameass porn - wowsers
5 years ago
I bet you're fapping to this while you type.
5 years ago
Blame Squid
5 years ago
* possum puts sporto on full ignore staus *
5 years ago
You can't ignore me man...I'm like a nasty case of herpes.
5 years ago
But you can be suppressed.
5 years ago
help, help!
5 years ago
Sporty comes back when you least expect him too, just before prom.
5 years ago
She has some hot shoulders
5 years ago
I think she's hot from everything we can see, except for the condom.
5 years ago
lol @ TR, sucking up to the Triad
5 years ago
calling them triads makes them sound slightly underservedly cool
5 years ago
The Axis of Shitpost?
5 years ago
ahem, your infringing my trademark
5 years ago
if you mean the vote, everything starts off up...in this case, the lame comments kept the vote from going down.
5 years ago
That is a good way to prepare
5 years ago
I'd let her blow me.
5 years ago
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