points: 42

Kinda how I picture myself later on

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by squatface

submitted August 24th 2012

60 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Kinda how I picture myself later on
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comments (60)
so much win...i dont even know where to begin
5 years ago
not sure what stands out more, the hair or the stache..
5 years ago
wht about the leather frills or the watch or the playboy chain?
5 years ago
bulge or watch?
5 years ago
the frills also got to me, no question
5 years ago
*fringe
5 years ago
killin' it on every level
5 years ago
What if Burt Reynolds fucked David hasselhoff? Enter the twilight zone
5 years ago
*pleather
7 months ago
Jones?
7 months ago
wat?
5 years ago
this is really you, isnt it squat?
5 years ago
* squatface slips out the backdoor *
5 years ago
fake ass rick james looking motha fucka
5 years ago
I use to have a Jheri curl. And my friends use to make fun of me so i end up cutting my hair. They use to call me soul glo like from the movie coming to america. The ladies loved it tho.
5 years ago
You gotta post that
5 years ago
if i post a picture of how i looked with the jheri curl everyone would say it's fake cause i was a teenager when i had it. that means no sign. my hair is short now.
5 years ago
Fuck what them fake ass bitches say, 420.
5 years ago
Do it.
5 years ago
yes
5 years ago
lol ok i gotta look for the picture.
5 years ago
If you called out a repost and had no link, you were banned.
5 years ago
Wrong thread
5 years ago
Lol@me
5 years ago
silly urkle
5 years ago
he did it on purpose
5 years ago
I'm on my phone. It's tricky sometimes.
5 years ago
can't find the pics :( i think my mom has them all.
5 years ago
just found one picture when i was a little kid with Jheri curl and i am not posting that pic on this site.
5 years ago
Pussy.
5 years ago
no i just dont want some pedophile coming to this site and jerking off to my picture when i was a little kid.
5 years ago
* OhSnap reluctantly puts away fapping supplies *
5 years ago
right. Supplies. I bet you have a box don't you, containing only a varied selection of dildoes and vibes.
5 years ago
I bet she hides them in her sock drawer.
5 years ago
*cock drawer
5 years ago
Don't forget lube, MD
5 years ago
I have a dedicated drawer like a normal person.
5 years ago
owh boy
5 years ago
Pics or it didn't happen.
5 years ago
I wish I was a dedicated drawer to hold all her toys, hell, I wish I was one of the toys.
5 years ago
Tofat @ forty
5 years ago
he looks exactly like my uncle
5 years ago
of course he does
5 years ago
im not kidding
5 years ago
smerf is sealbasher?
5 years ago
Whoa, hey! Uncalled for!
5 years ago
whoa - sealbasher foreshadowing here!
2 years ago
That is kinda weird.
2 years ago
What is this? Davy Crockett: The Musical?
5 years ago
I'm the Squatman!

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do
5 years ago
that's some cheap-ass vinyl he's wearing.
5 years ago
He looks German
5 years ago
this is how i imagine you ... only in a hat
5 years ago
and dancing on a beach at some open air concert
5 years ago
with about 5 other people
5 years ago
imagine me... when you masturbate?
5 years ago
That's Pleather, not Leather.
5 years ago
Hank
5 years ago
Japan's modern day Godzilla then?
5 years ago
I remember this type from the eighties when I used to tend bar at the disco. Music sucked but the tips were good. I grew a Fu Man Choo just to fuck with these assholes, unfortunetley, it was the hot ass women who always made comments about it because they were looking for a disco boy.
5 years ago
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