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Art

in the tradition of monochromatic painting, whose purpose was to reduce painting to its most essential nature, and to subsequently lead to the possibility of pure experience.These "White Paintings" appear at first to be essentially blank, white canvas. However, one commentator said that "…rather than thinking of them as destructive reductions, it might be more productive to see them as hypersensitive screens. In front of them, the smallest adjustments in lighting and atmosphere might be registered on their surface. They are affected by ambient conditions, "so you could almost tell how many people are in the room."

stupid

by drumrave

submitted August 24th 2012

130 comments
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comments (130)
here you go squid, this is 'art' whereas the vagina you submitted is fucking anatomy
5 years ago
Nah my lovely vagina sub was much better than this. I'll retaliate by posting my concept of what art is.
5 years ago
owh boy - is it dogs playing poker?
5 years ago
Well, so far, the users agree that my submission of 2 blank framed canvases are better than your vagina
5 years ago
My viewpoint on this: his lovely vagina sub wasn't art.

Neither is this. This is "I'm a lazy artist, but managed to come up with some bullshit that will convince people it has meaning"
5 years ago
yeah, I think drumrave new this
5 years ago
basically squid was saying that a picture of a vagina is art. Because he didn't/doesn't get the concept between art and porn I told him I would submit art. This is art. There was a process that the artist went through. There was thought put into it. They didn't just hang up frames on a wall.

I picked this particular picture because it was fresh in my memory from seeing it yesterday. And the fact that it's nothing, it's still more thought than a squidley post
5 years ago
hahah ok I get the vs squidley joke, but the 'the artist went through a process" bullshit....? Surely you aren't buying in to this?
5 years ago
The way I see it is that by nothing I still have more to say than squid and seal crew
5 years ago
either way, I upvoted because of the absurdity of this being calld art
5 years ago
If you wanted to make a statement about the most fundamental aspect of art. Where would you start?
5 years ago
I would start by saying "define art."
5 years ago
The visual equivalent of John Cage's 4'33"
5 years ago
all bullshit aside I copied and pasted the description off of this wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Rauschenberg
in which he did "the white paintings" which this is similar too
5 years ago
better than a squid post
5 years ago
not a repost
5 years ago
What the Fuck.... And my posts suck.... REALLY !!! Muchoworthy.... No fuckin way
5 years ago
obviously you miss the entire point of this submission
5 years ago
as do most people on mine :(
5 years ago
dont worry dug. most of the users here just dont get how genius our subs are
5 years ago
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. This is art.
5 years ago
yes seal. We are all morons unable to recognize your profound genius
5 years ago
LOL.... yeah that is it.
5 years ago
of course
5 years ago
: )
5 years ago
* Sealbasher working on seal comic #2 *
5 years ago
Okay Dug, so now that you're being lumped in with Seal, do you understand the gravity of your actions?
5 years ago
cant wait for comic No2
5 years ago
me dug and squidley are one of the few members who understood the fine art of submitting muchoworthy stuff
5 years ago
one?
5 years ago
is that so? How come no other user agrees with you?
5 years ago
the downvoting and negativity never stops squidley
5 years ago
Sealbasher
dont worry dug. most of the users here just dont get how genius our subs are
5 years ago
Thanks for the vote of support Seal :)
5 years ago
no problem....in my opinion the veteran users who know how shit works (me) should support new unexperienced users like you from time to time.
5 years ago
now get a room you 2
5 years ago
nah..

* Sealbasher ´s work is done here *
5 years ago
Only after seal's, dug's and squidley's deaths will we understand the true genius of their submissions.

* smerf thinks we should make it happen. *
5 years ago
arent you the one who got an ass cancer surgery lately?
what do you think whos gonna live longer?
you or me?
5 years ago
or was it a brain tumor?
* Sealbasher forgot *
5 years ago
Anterior pituitary tumor.

Actually, the removal of the tumor added 20 years to my life expectancy compared to not removing it.
5 years ago
better rhen nothing
5 years ago
Maybe I should rephrase that: reset my life expectancy back to normal instead of 20 years shorter.

Also reset my likelihood of getting cardiomegaly, diabetes mellitus, arthritis, carpal tunnel syndrome, sleep apnea, COPD and a couple of other complications.

Also: I've lost 15 lbs since the surgery.
5 years ago
Tell it to the Jenny Craig support chatline.
5 years ago
Nah, wouldn't help those fat fucks. I at least have a legitimate excuse for weighing as much as I did.
5 years ago
Glandular.
5 years ago
Slow metabolism.
5 years ago
Glandular, but not metabolic. Basically, a ton of water retention within the soft-tissues of my body that I'm now peeing out.

Incidentally, found out my bladder can hold at least 900 mL of fluid.
5 years ago
mine does that when I fall asleep drunk, needing a piss
5 years ago
I was pissing out between 750 and 900 mL ever 30 minutes when I was in the hospital.
5 years ago
*every
5 years ago
you could have been paid well in watersport porn
5 years ago
...SHIT!

I'm still peeing a lot. FIND ME A PORN TO BE IN
5 years ago
I wonder if anyone will be stupid enough to buy this piece of shit???
5 years ago
i dont know which is worse... artists or art critics... i guess they both suck massive testicles
5 years ago
I'm fine with artists, provided they don't produce bullshit like this.

Art critics are leaches on society.
5 years ago
I'm ging to see if I can find a nice painted sexy or obscene image to sub as my concept of what art is.
5 years ago
you can't grasp the concept of how not to repost, so your concept of what art is, is invalid
5 years ago
so this sparks intellectual conversation while the vagina picture...
5 years ago
the vagina picture sparks the males second brain
5 years ago
both worthy say i
5 years ago
They can be combined into one image, I believe.
5 years ago
I have actually just realized what this monochromatic diptych depicts: tits.
5 years ago
in their purest abstract form
5 years ago
The best form for tits to be in is "smooshed against my face"
5 years ago
that could be why the canvases are two dimensional, representing the flattened form tits take when smooshed against ones face.
5 years ago
Ahhh, yes yes. I see it now.

* smerf dons dark sunglasses and a baret, and puffs on his pipe *
5 years ago
I get the one on the left, but not the one on the right...
5 years ago
the one on the right is better
5 years ago
BullShoot, the one on the left is actually artistic.
5 years ago
I want to put a painting of a nose right below them, in the middle.
5 years ago
it's a close up of urkelbots avatar
5 years ago
well his old one
5 years ago
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/SMESX4F53BI/AAAAAAAALbs/IvhqWOFmprA/s400/descendents
5 years ago
ah, just like old times
5 years ago
Feels good to be home
5 years ago
Fucking idiot hipsters will buy anything..
5 years ago
Hipsters can't afford this
5 years ago
hipsters buy speghetti oh's and stuff them in their vagina
5 years ago
Rather see a crotch full of chey boy ar de than stare at a blank peice of fucking paper, If you want to see a really big one then go to a fucking drive in when there not playing a movie......fascinating..
5 years ago
drums - isnt that vid here somewhere?
5 years ago
it was, but got deleted. Jones uploaded it. "Interior semantics" or something like that
5 years ago
I think it was a youtube embed
5 years ago
Hey Drum, heres an interesting and fucked up story about spaghetti oh's, In 04 me and my (ex) wife bought a 1/2 oz bag of mushrooms to split, she hated the taste of them so she ate a can of spaghetti oh's with them to kill the taste. about 3 hours later we were both tripping our teeth out when she suddenly jumped up from the couch, stripped off all of her clothes, she stood there laughing and then, without warning vomited all down the front of her, now shes standing there, still laughing covered in spaghetti oh's, I veiwed this as a fucked up oppurtunity and fucked the living shit out of her covered in vomit... big mistake, NEVER get spaghetti oh's and stomach acid anywhere near your crotch, we both paid dearly for a few days after that..
5 years ago
there's a lesson learned.....
5 years ago
cool story
5 years ago
now that would have been a video that was Mucho worthy for the ages
5 years ago
Yes It would have but unfortunatly at that point I didnt even know that this site existed, and I never owned a computer until about a year ago so all I have are some old polaroids and some regular pix of my ex and me having fun (none of that night) otherwise that would have been videotaped and posted as soon as I was done fucking her..
5 years ago
get your wife to sub a pic for the people of mucho....
5 years ago
Nice conky, his wife is dead.

Jerk.
5 years ago
Also, storytime with Akameldon is so much better then Story Time with squidley.
5 years ago
I have pics of her I can sub..you guys could have a feild day ripping her apart..
5 years ago
do it
5 years ago
and sub that pic of you you said you were gonna sub 2 months ago you popeye lookinassnigga
5 years ago
Thanks Barret, but my ex is still alive, I dont like to admit that but she is..
5 years ago
jeeez, sexy time on shrooms? that musta been so weird.....
5 years ago
Ok jrob, and sorry, ive been so fucking busy lately I havent had time to think..
5 years ago
Seagull, if you ever get the chance do it, It was like horror porno..
5 years ago
Apparently, sex on ecstasy is supposed to be awesome.
5 years ago
i fucked for 4 hours on ecstacy.......true story
5 years ago
Hahaha, "horror porno"
5 years ago
Don't temp the bird into relapsing
5 years ago
nah.

but shrooms are maybe the only thing i might consider relapsing with one day.
5 years ago
Just saw how dirty my screen was because of this fantastic art. me/ squeaky squeaky
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull laughs at your fail *
5 years ago
this is stupid and you should feel bad
5 years ago
meme spouting faggot
5 years ago
speaking of stupid...dont think you saw that
5 years ago
i did not
5 years ago
It's crooked.
5 years ago
your face is crooked
5 years ago
Worse: the one on the right is upside-down.
5 years ago
Not cool jrob. Not cool.
5 years ago
sorry that was rude and uncalled for
5 years ago
Urkelbot's old glasses.
5 years ago
Testing
/me
5 years ago
* smerf *
5 years ago
hmmm
5 years ago
/me
^the essential nature of smerf
5 years ago
Apparently, the essential nature of smerf is "fail"

* smerf *

^the essential nature of smerf pared down to a minimum.
5 years ago
There we go.
5 years ago
you done now, dummy?

/do /re
* Steven_Seagull /fa /so /la /ti /do *
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
Yeah I'm done, druggie
5 years ago
actually, i'm 12 months clean as of today
5 years ago
Did you meet any hot co-dependent girls while in rehab?
5 years ago
yup, i got myself some therapoon.
5 years ago
I can see how that can help with the cravings.
5 years ago
I feel like Dilbert is staring angrily at me.
5 years ago
recover password
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