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AllRhymingToaster - Tight Pants

I can't wait for the 50 Smerf remix.

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by Jones

submitted August 21st 2012

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What.

I just... What.
3 years ago
I know...right?
3 years ago
What...The...Fuck
3 years ago
What the hell is this? Certainly put me off anything spandex for a long time.
3 years ago
That's a shame.
3 years ago
YES!!
3 years ago
she looks good to go if you ask me.... put those jelly rolls up on me girl!!!!!
3 years ago
* JerkStore starts backing it up *
3 years ago
I fucking love this woman's videos, "this is how we roll"

Probably my favorite....
3 years ago
I have always been partial to "Blame the booty"
3 years ago
She is actually pretty awesome live too......not that I would admit to spending money going to one of her shows.......
3 years ago
<Saved>
3 years ago
an instant classic
3 years ago
Wow, thats not disturbing at all.

I'd pay Toaster $100 to remake this.
3 years ago
i'll pay her £100 for a private show
3 years ago
Would it make it any more disturbing if I told you that this woman makes regular appearances on a popular kids show?
3 years ago
yo gabba gabba :(
3 years ago
shes milking her internet fame pretty hard.......she did a vid about sweaters or something originally
3 years ago
I think she's awesome.
3 years ago
Leslie and the Ly's
3 years ago
hot
3 years ago
Still better then Nikki Minaj
3 years ago
* possum stops even trying to find weird shit to sub now :( *
3 years ago
Looks like that was a lie.
5 months ago
Haha, I love this chick
3 years ago
cuntscab at 1:06
3 years ago
I love it
3 years ago
Adele during her underground years.
3 years ago
the stink in that jumpsuit...30 hobo power,minimum.
3 years ago
Jonesey.....Is that the Princess at 1:06?
5 months ago
God help me:

i was walking through the forest of mocassin brea-iiid
when I saw a troll boy wearing ti-eeeht pants

Iiiii...want to ownnnn them, but can you even dance in those pants?
(Watch me, woman!)

They made him move like a vessel of shimmy, (tat-tat-tat)
all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty (meeeew?)

I need to get some, put my body in them
THEN I WILL RULE THE LAAAAND! (5,6,7,8)

Is that an angel baby? No, that's his dance moves
That's my lady-honey grooves
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice (JUICE!)
Call me lady-tiger but I never eat my young (NO!)
My legs in those pants I'd dream
When I would move I'd scream

watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
high kicks
high kicks
This is how we do it (eYA!)

watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
high kicks
high kicks
This is how we do it (eYA!)

I begged that boy to make me some
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Grab a partner, form a line
Cut n' stitch and make 'em shine
Work-that-elastic
It's-looking-fantastic
puh-puh-puh please say I'm pretty cuz my body can't handle that

It's just the power of the light (gross!)
Tickles my tight (gross!)
Let me get inside of them and stretch....stretch...stretch...

You giant self....you're a vessel of shimmy
and activate....your dance floor kitty...

When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like Hell to release the madness
Watch my feel pound holes in flowers?
Watch my feet crush blades of bacon

watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
high kicks
high kicks
This is how we do it

watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
high kicks
high kicks
This is how we do it

'Twas the last ditch of the final scene
He played song to me
My leg hairs quivered and screamed
I know I needed them more than ever
but-then he looked at my legs and said:

Never!

I was already wearing tight pants
I just did not ACTIVATE THEM
(Wow)

(ahhhhhh)
body roll, body roll,
high kick, high kick,
This is how we do it
Watch us and we'll do it
body roll, body roll,
high kick, high kick,

(activate...configurate)

I'm a dance floor tiger-lady pumpin' everything she has
touchin' every single man
Rubbin' every lady plan
Work that dance-floor
Baby don't you mayer-jazz?
One day has a plaque that says:

"She wore the tightest of pants"

watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
high kicks
high kicks
This is how we do it

watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
watch-out-for-my-body-rolls
high kicks
high kicks
This is how we do ittt......
5 months ago
Did Boosh ever fix the "report spam" button?
5 months ago
jeebus cat
5 months ago
You're welcome.
5 months ago
Please to provide a peer review and address any errors or omissions....
5 months ago
recover password
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