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Fake Ass Bitches

I'll knock you all the fuck out.

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by xzekiel

submitted August 20th 2012

87 comments
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Fake Ass Bitches
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and of course he wants to knock jenbirdy down a flight of stairs....
5 years ago
Who doesn't?
5 years ago
I want to push her down an elevator shaft.
5 years ago
fuck that fat whiner, I'd make him cry like a pudgy girl who lost her lollipop.
5 years ago
lol @ jenbirdy because freshie always be sucking on a dumdum
5 years ago
Lollipops are fucking delicious.

@JB: You couldn't get past my hand on your forehead defense.
5 years ago
you'd be going down fast fatty....
5 years ago
I'd distract you with a fudgesicle then pop you in your chunky windpipe.
5 years ago
Jokes on you...I DONT LIKE FUDGESICLES.

I'd actually enjoy bouncing your face off of a desk. I think it'd be quite comical, especially the sound.
5 years ago
Now now freshie
5 years ago
I don't like fake ass bitches, zeke. I can't help it.
5 years ago
Jenbirdy's as real as it gets.
I'LL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT FRESHIE
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
What exactly is fake about me?

and the only thing you bounce is your manmaries
5 years ago
Are you or are you not married to a fat man?
5 years ago
I'd say he's more solid than fat, definitely doesn't have man tits
5 years ago
You should post a picture, I'm genuinely interested in what he looks like. (no-bitchy)
5 years ago
She asked about your husband, not your description of me.

Pretty fucking accurate.
5 years ago
Big man, lots of hair, beard, blue eyes. I would post it but he would be genuinely pissed off.....
5 years ago
Me calling you a fake ass bitch was a play on the submission itself.

Christ, you're dense.
5 years ago
I'm her husband without the gorilla fur and beard. I told you she'd fuck me if we met.

+1 Team Freshie
5 years ago
probably not as dense as your waistline.

Does that +1 bring you up another pants size?
5 years ago
If your personality was half as good as your jokes I'd probably resort to running you over as opposed to pushing you down a flight of stairs...
5 years ago
i can smell the the love
5 years ago
smells like pizza, mountain dew and sweat.
5 years ago
no that was just gas
5 years ago
The pizza around here sucks, I hate mountain dew & I shower after work.

Try again you remedial cunt.
5 years ago
freshie, you're such a tool. Except even a tool can be useful. You're a striped screw
5 years ago
Oh really, tell me more about the amazing freshie, it's like the most interesting shit I've ever heard.....

5 years ago
you should be the new character for J.K. rowling's book :

"It needed more syrup"

5 years ago
I plan on writing an autobiography at some point. I'll hold a copy for you, free of charge, JB. ;)
5 years ago
page one of "Fake ass bitch: An inside look on the life of Freshie"

"I'll knock you the fuck out!"
5 years ago
lmao
5 years ago
chapter two: You Don't Know Me
5 years ago
you couldnt knockout your grandma faggot
5 years ago
no, zeke is making fun of freshie, see?
5 years ago
*sigh*
5 years ago
i dont give a shit
5 years ago
truth is truth
5 years ago
*sigh*
5 years ago
hey look i can press buttons too!
fucking faggot.....
5 years ago
what cant you do? oh thats right, make friends IRL...
5 years ago
ha!
5 years ago
did you just like your own comment? :(
5 years ago
all of them no less....
5 years ago
kinda like fucking yourself up the ass, so it's fitting i guess
5 years ago
Did this happen in TC or site chat?
5 years ago
tinychat.... he was nude drunk flopping around.... saying that zeke and toaster were the only cool people on mucho and everyone else was a fake ass bitch and if he met any of us he would knock us the fuck out...
5 years ago
hahaha, damnit I missed it :(
5 years ago
by the sounds of it toaster and freshie are 100% having sex soon as well
5 years ago
because you are the biggest fake ass bitch on mucho
5 years ago
So he flipped out on heater too? wow
5 years ago
Hahahaha, I'd love to see him try that *grabs shotgun*.
5 years ago
*heather
5 years ago
HEY HEY! That comment was not bad alright? Fuck you who dis-agree.
5 years ago
RIP PAC
5 years ago
Resembles Meme from the Drew Carey show.
5 years ago
To anyone I may have offended last night:

*pulls pants down and puts ass-to-screen*
5 years ago
I would not do that around fries ... just saying.
5 years ago
He can't get me through the screen.
5 years ago
ahem
5 years ago
i am not a fakeass bitch
or a lyingass nigga
5 years ago
i am a punkass snitch though
5 years ago
You traitor!
5 years ago
yu fucking noob idiot!
5 years ago
^i dont get it :(
4 years ago
so why so angry, jasper?
5 years ago
jasper's always angry
5 years ago
and not in a funny way
just a big greasy ball of anger
5 years ago
so he's a hot pocket?
5 years ago
he's a potato chip-stained lesbian with a penis
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
that is a visual
5 years ago
(and yes I stole that from dik)
5 years ago
It's just so darn accurate.
5 years ago
dik wouldn't use the word penis though....
5 years ago
oh that Dik!

* Jenbirdy shakes head and finger *
5 years ago
speaking of which..ol fat rosie had a heart attack today
5 years ago
The real tragedy there is it didn't kill her. :(
5 years ago
the real tragedy is that you two keep up on RosieNews
5 years ago
It was a.......BIG......story.
5 years ago
eat shit oven-dodger
5 years ago
Haters gon' Hate.
5 years ago
who are you again?
5 years ago
Fako. His name...is Fako.
5 years ago
You know Jaws dies in the movie, right? So, why don't you just do us all a big favor. And die.
5 years ago
the epitome of a fake-ass bitch would be a welcher.
4 years ago
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