points: 14

if you had the choice

choose wisely

featuredgeek

by cheesus

submitted August 19th 2012

172 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
if you had the choice
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c, b, b, d, and of course c
5 years ago
a, c, b, b, b
5 years ago
realistically
5 years ago
although I suppose you could just go with D for a vehicle and be fine depending where you live.
5 years ago
I stole your answer for number 4. I didn't know which to choose.
5 years ago
Well, I'd sacrifice the primary weapon for the rope and the swiss army knife, but the flashlight's essential.
5 years ago
Optimally I'd have duel tactical hatchets, a couple .42s or something, then just rope and iodine and matches and shit.
5 years ago
So the hatchets would fight one another? Finding ammo for your .42 is going to suck as well.
5 years ago
Go for a 9mm, .40 or .45. The rounds are common.
5 years ago
My next big purchase: Springfield XD in .40.
5 years ago
Recently sold mine, .40 (subcompact). Excellent pistol, just got tired of buying so many types of pistol ammo. Traded it in for an XDM 9 3.8 as I have other nines.. shoulda said something, would have given you a deal.
5 years ago
P.S. There is no such thing as a .42.
5 years ago
Well shit. Subcompacts are too small for my hands, anyway. Just not comfortable with them.
5 years ago
Mine too with the short mags, but they come with a bigger mag w grip extension which gives you the option of having a short grip for carry, or full size for whatever else.
5 years ago
I had a patient who retired form a PMC, and we were talking about guns. I mentioned getting a .40 and he said "good call. 9mm might not put someone down, and a .45 will probably kill them."
5 years ago
I'm looking at the 4 or 4.5 inch barrel; leaning toward 4 because I just can't justify paying the extra for an XDM
5 years ago
Prudent, there's really not much difference other than styling. Never a fail to feed or extract on either of mine ever, even when dropped in the dirt (not me) shooing shitty ammo etc. I'm looking at the XDS for a carry, same thing only skinny single stack in .45.
5 years ago
Grand total of 5+1 rounds?
5 years ago
Ever carry?
5 years ago
Nah, never needed to.
5 years ago
I've never needed a fire extinguisher, but I still have one or two...

But yeah if it's going to be for home defense size matters not, any good used XD or Glock will serve you well.
5 years ago
Mostly, it's going to be target shooting, home defense or backup when I go hunting next.
5 years ago
dual.....
5 years ago
I'd probably just go to Little Diomede and bang some eskimo ladies and wait for it all to blow over.
5 years ago
c,d,d,b,a
5 years ago
D, d, d, d, c
5 years ago
Im ridin' with Jones.
5 years ago
wtf do they even run on? diesel?
5 years ago
It's not going anywhere, its a friggin safe house me lads. Wire it up with a battery and some webcam perimeters and you'd be pretty safe.
5 years ago
JP8.
5 years ago
wait what? smerf most modern tanks run off diesel fuel, not JP8. that shit is used in fighter jets
5 years ago
M1 Abrams runs off of jet fuel.
5 years ago
that i did not know
5 years ago
actually smerf the m1a1 is multifuel ,it will run off diesel,kerosen and jp8. the ausi m1's run off diesel.
5 years ago
...kerosen?
5 years ago
It runs off of semen like your fucking slut of a mom.
5 years ago
c d d d a
5 years ago
i was liking the look of that machete too
5 years ago
Easy to maintain.
5 years ago
damn i picked the same stuff yak did
5 years ago
I agree though I can't make up my mind on what means of transportation ... The boat seems safe but then you are exposed on land, the Tank sure is safe but you would have to find ton's of fuel ... So yes maybe the car.
5 years ago
Yes, because an H3 is really fuel efficient.
5 years ago
i see - no #1 options for convicted felons...
5 years ago
* possum damns MS for soberereing me up at this time of night *
5 years ago
i was having a good sleep in my car...
5 years ago
The LeSabre is nice for sleeping....that ole dynaride action from Buick was nice in the day....
5 years ago
false: I'll hang out in a tree house for a week and let the military handle it
5 years ago
plus fl is super hot and humid. Zombies don't stand a chance
5 years ago
I always wondered how they'd fare in -30 wind chill. Would they just stand there frozen 'til April?
5 years ago
I think that exposed to extremes like that it would cause their processes to slow down to the point that they well, freeze to death
5 years ago
We're talking zombies here drum, not guidos.
5 years ago
in the comic of the walking dead the zombies do freeze
they become much slower and some freeze solid
5 years ago
Same thing in WWZ
5 years ago
i still haven't seen that,is it any good?
5 years ago
*read

It's a damn good book. The movie is supposedly going to be out next summer.
5 years ago
hmm,maybe ill go pick it up.im still reading game of thrones.haha
5 years ago
Ex co-worker was supposed to stop by and loan me twd comics last week..

And if they froze completely wouldn't the cellular damage kill them since they "die" from brain trauma?
5 years ago
Decrease water content.
5 years ago
cbbdc
5 years ago
c,c,d,b,a
5 years ago
Still need a katana, tank, and boat...
5 years ago
why the fuck would you choose a tank.its not practical at all,once you run outa fuel or shells or w/e that's it its just a giant ass paper weight...and it loud as hell witch would attract zombies.
5 years ago
agreed, but no matter what you picked for a vehicle your ass is gonna end up walking at some point
5 years ago
id find a fucking Prius,quit and great fuel economy.lol
5 years ago
Mountain bike.
5 years ago
Better yet: sailboat.

Or a schooner, your option.
5 years ago
true they are quiet, but then you would have to worry about all the gay zombies that could run really fast
5 years ago
And when the gasoline runs out, I can still bike faster than you can run.
5 years ago
choosing water is stupid also,unless your plan is to sail to another an uninfected area.you wanna get stuck in the middle of an ocean with no food or water?id rather shoot myself in the face.
5 years ago
they get a fucking bike rack.problem solved,but for day to day use you need to be able to transport supplies,its also rather easy to get ripped off a MT.bike
5 years ago
ever watch water world killroy? plenty of stuff out there to eat lol
5 years ago
However, you're exposed like a motherfucker Smerf.
5 years ago
A couple of two-word phrases for you: Fishing pole. Fishing net. Shore excursion. Solar distillation.
5 years ago
i mean yeah,with the proper equipment you could live off shore for along time.but they you dont get to kill zombies,thats no fun.
5 years ago
then*
5 years ago
thats why you have a sniper rifle with you :P pick them zombies off from the water
5 years ago
while the water is all choppy,negative
5 years ago
you would just waste ammo lol.
5 years ago
tell that to those seals that popped those 3 guys at once while on a choppy sea
5 years ago
Are we Navy SEALS?

* smerf checks. *


Nope. Your reason is invalid.
5 years ago
i dont know about you,but im not a navy seal,lol
5 years ago
i may not be a navy seal but i am a fucking awesome shot with rifle and in various conditions ( weather or otherwise )
Gotta love marine corps training and having natural talent for firearms
5 years ago
to date my best is 8 out of ten round at just over 900 meters in 25mph winds and uneven ground
5 years ago
C, D, D, D, and A
5 years ago
People ALWAYS love the katana... Fucking. Axe.

Of this list: C, D, D, C, D
5 years ago
not me man i hate the katana, thats why i chose the damn machete
5 years ago
machete by far the most practical from that part of the list
5 years ago
i've had both and the katana is lighter and easier to use.
5 years ago
maybe i'd feel differently if my machete wasn't the el cheapo version from walmart.
5 years ago
Lol why the fuck would you need. A silencer ! That's retarted

5 years ago
correction you fucking tard, silencers make the gun quiet so when you shoot the zombies dont hear you, but they would hear you for sure because you would be off bitching about EVERYTHING
5 years ago
I'm sure Cryax would stfu.
5 years ago
Shut the fuck up retard zombies dont exist
5 years ago
doubtful, but then again i guess miracles do happen
5 years ago
a silence is the only viable option for smash and grab situations,you want to get in and out as quickly and quietly as possible.some type of sword or blunt object would work also,maybe just hit them with the gun?
5 years ago
when hell flows over,the dead shall walk the earth.
5 years ago
pistol whipping somebody is always a good option, but would you really wanna get that close to a zombie? thats why i chose a machete for close weaponry
5 years ago
Fucking. Axe.
5 years ago
No you wouldn't you're so stupid you would throw the binoculars at the zombie
5 years ago
Personally, I'm thinking crowbar.
5 years ago
i would think the amount of control it would take to properly navigate an axe as a weapon would be some what excessive
5 years ago
Not really.
5 years ago
ah the good ol persuasion tool. good choice there smerf
5 years ago
Spelling retarded "retarted" is fucking retarded!
5 years ago
an axe isn't designed as a fighting weapon.id want something more balanced like a sword or a death stick.
5 years ago
People seem to forget: axes have been used by unskilled people in battle for ages. SWORDS TAKE TRAINING.
5 years ago
Don't like the balance on an axe? Choke up on the handle.
5 years ago
the machete is a great close range weapon, its balanced light easy to wield and can still fuck shit up when dull
5 years ago
Abraham Lincoln was good with an axe
5 years ago
They're also durable and require only easy maintenance.
5 years ago
and your a dipshit who complains about everything, whats your point?
5 years ago
yeah,but you're talking about battle axes and what not,and the reason the axe was the chose for farmers and such was do to the fact they were run of the mill farm equipment.shit id rather have a pitch fork
5 years ago
im thinking smerf is talking about a hand axe or possibly a hatchet. i still choose a machete though
5 years ago
http://zombieresearch.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/annihalator.jpg
5 years ago
that^
5 years ago
The head on a battle axe wasn't much different than the head on a felling axe.
5 years ago
ok thats fucking nice
5 years ago
Oddly enough KillRoy, I considered a demolition tool, too. But the drywall axe part of it would be useless, the board pull too. Hence why I said "crowbar" below: pared down to the basics.
5 years ago
Sorry, crowbar was up there ^
5 years ago
http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Handy-Rescue-Multi-Tool-200x200.jpg
5 years ago
This, however, is just dumb: http://www.geekalerts.com/u/MultiTool-Wood-Inlay-Axe.jpgv
5 years ago
I'd just walk around in a hooded cloak with VicSin on a chain.

5 years ago
i fell like mine accomplishes the same thing,but has more pointy edges.lol
5 years ago
feel*
5 years ago
now that is a beautiful tool there smerf sexy almost
5 years ago
roland wins,nothing would fuck with him then.
5 years ago
gotta love those pointy edges killroy haha
5 years ago
better yet would could send out Zombee from here after them and all the zombies would run away in terror
5 years ago
She would fuck them to un-undeath.
5 years ago
That was almost funny...= (
5 years ago
hey killroy have you not seen what zombee does in her " free time "
5 years ago
btw happy mucho day man
5 years ago
thanks!And no i haven't
5 years ago
Cryax would be an unstoppable zombie
5 years ago
Yea you're right
5 years ago
"you gotta destroy the brain"
5 years ago
and as he has proven over and over, the space inside his skull only has a sign that says " space for rent "
5 years ago
c, a, b, a, a
5 years ago
Who let this ugly bunghole out the basement
5 years ago
says the douche who looks like a fucking white guy with a bad fake tan trying to be all gangster.
5 years ago
D, D, D, D, C
5 years ago
B, A, C, A, D
Of course in the end I'd end up stranded out on a boat starved to death or on an island full of waiting super hungry zombies.
5 years ago
best of luck with ammo shortages for the BFG man and fuel for the noise maker chainsaw
5 years ago
I'd use the handgun over the RPG, the RPG would be for a dead end. I'd blast through a wall with it like in the movies, if it actually works be great for tight situations. The chainsaw would be the best for dealing with large crowds, again I'd use the handgun unless it was a lot of zombies then I'd run the risk of getting infected chainsawing the shit out of everything.
5 years ago
c,c,d,c, a
5 years ago
C, C, D, D, A is the most logical choice
5 years ago
adadb
5 years ago
5. D. Zombies don't like water.
5 years ago
I don't think they like anything.

I think they can't swim, though.
5 years ago
Not even Michael Phelps zombie?
5 years ago
braaaainnnns
5 years ago
Medaaaaals
5 years ago
the key to zombie eradication is a fortified position and incendiary devices.
5 years ago
now i'm hungry for bbq
5 years ago
what kind of bbq? i prefer ribs.
5 years ago
well i never turn down brisket
5 years ago
brisket is always a pretty good choice, but only if its cooked right. if not it ends up coming out like shoe leather
5 years ago
Pork shoulder is the king of meats, on a par with bacon.

Also, smoked chicken is good.
5 years ago
a nice 12 hour brisket and some beers is all it takes for me
5 years ago
I like to mix it up a bit. Smoke some cheese, some peppers... A smoked turkey for Thanksgiving.
5 years ago
Oh man! I can't wait till the Walking Dead returns in October.
5 years ago
I wish zombies would eat all the fucking fat annoying people.
5 years ago
that's pretty specific. got something against fat annoying people?
5 years ago
Shutup.
5 years ago
cheesus, just walk away
5 years ago
a.d.b.d.b.
5 years ago
1.a
2.d
3.d
4.d
5.b
5 years ago
A,B,A,C,A,B,B
5 years ago
wtf is this.. bubble bobble?
5 years ago
you never played mortal kombat for sega genesis?
5 years ago
youve never played bubble bobble on the arcade? :(
but yea.. i have although i hate the whole mk franchise :(
streetfighter all the way
5 years ago
yeah im a hardcore sf fanboy all the way, but everyone 's choices made me think of the old blood kode from way back
5 years ago
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